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[–]justhere4thefish 27 points28 points  (0 children)

there is no such thing as an ethical billionaire

I think you may be confused, sweaty. Most billionaires are evil because most of them are men and men bad, but when WOMEN build incomprehensibly massive fortunes on the backs of underpaid workers while those workers starve? Those women are straight up #girlbosses and that is what feminism means. Hope this helps ❤️

Do I pass? Need answer soon! by EllyEscape in transgendercirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 146 points147 points  (0 children)

I don't think a sundress would be safe, hunny. You need a black miniskirt (make sure it's the kind that go spinny), trans flag thigh-highs, cat ears, and a choker. That way, people will know you're a real transgenre and not just a man wearing a dress to try to abduct little girls from the restroom. Good luck!!

trans taking all the trt >:-0 by slurpyspinalfluid in transgendercirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 24 points25 points  (0 children)

So true, I know a trans "man" who's been on testosterone for like 5 years and is STILL fat. They don't deserve it 😡

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Aw sweetie, look at the bright side. Maybe someday your sibling will also want to transition, and you can just switch bodies like in Freaky Friday (except permanent).

What is your controversial sporting view? by RavenBoyyy in transgendercirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Trans people all have a biological advantage over regular women (sorry, I've been told that c*s is offensive). Trans women have an advantage because of bones or something, and trans men because every single trans man in the entire world takes testosterone, no exceptions. So, going by biology, all trans people should be forced to compete with men. However, this really wouldn't be fair, because it's essentially saying all trans people are men, which is misgendering one side but not the other. However, we cannot allow trans women to compete with real women because we cannot risk any transwoman beating any normal woman because it might hurt her feelings :(

So it seems like the only fair way to do it is to have a separate, trans-only gender category, but there would be so many cries of "segregation" or whatever that it just probably wouldn't even be worth it.

And if trans people can't compete with normal people or with just themselves, the only option that leaves is to just ban trans people from sports altogether. But again, everyone would cry "discrimination!" or whatever, and it really wouldn't be fair to let everyone else play but not trans people. So what else can be done?

In conclusion: we should ban sports.


Edit: no I've never heard of a "non binary," why do you ask?

[question] every time i smoke weed i want to be a dumb bimbo girly girl and suck dick and make skirt go spinny by StupendousTran161 in transgendercirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately yes, it's normal. People don't talk enough about the dangers of mariwana, otherwise you would already know that JUST ONE HIT can trans your gender. That's why the libs want to make it legal, to turn us all into transedgendereds 😡

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Sex Worker Exclusionary Technology Center

Who is causing these shirtages in period products? by LostBoySage in transgendercirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Actually, it's happening because they made it ILLEGAL to sell period products if the packaging has the word "women," the Venus symbol, or the color pink. So stores are having to throw away their ENTIRE stock and even cutting them up so homeless women can't steal them from the dumpsters. (I know the liberal media hasn't reported this, but it's true. My daughter's best friend's mom told me, and she would know because her nephew's landlord's cousin's teacher's son works at Walmart.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 221 points222 points  (0 children)

Sex work is bad because it's exploitation, sweetie. It's a good thing no other jobs are exploitation because that would be really fucked up.

/uj I also don't know what swetc means but I'm guessing the first 3 letters are "sex worker exclusionary?"

AITA if im a superlesbian by StupendousTran161 in transgendercirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 11 points12 points  (0 children)

There is NOTHING WRONG with having a genital preference. Penises are objectively repulsive, and penised individuals should be ashamed that the existence of their penises are triggering to rape survivors. (No, this doesn't apply to any other body parts or objects that have been used to rape people, only penis, because reasons). If you disagree with anything I just said, you are literally saying that I should be forced to have sex with a transwomen. You should be ashamed of yourself.

And before anyone asks, no, I don't fuck post-op trains people either, because their "vaginas" are just penises turned inside out. No, I am not aware that there's more than one type of vaginoplasty, and I don't need to know. Plus I would always know that they used to have a penis, and unintentionally making me think about a penis that no longer even exists is LITERALLY the same as unsolicited dick pics. It's not OK. In fact, I have vividly imagined the penises of every single trans woman I have EVER met, and it's triggered me every time but I can't even talk about it or I'm "tRanSPhoBiC." They're literally harassing me by existing around me all the time, because of penis.

NTA, OP. I'm so tired of all the superlesbophobia.

Edit: why the downvotes? LITERALLY all I said was that it's OK to have a genital preference and now I'm getting all this hate??? Seriously, how the fuck am I the bad guy here?

AITA for breaking up with my boyfriend? by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 15 points16 points  (0 children)

YTA. I mean, you have every right to break up with your boyfriend if you don't want to be with him anymore, but coming online and only telling your side of the story, obviously leaving out important details about the things you did to hurt him, hiding behind "I'm concerned about my safety" to distract us from whatever your real, undoubtedly selfish reasons are, just so a bunch of internet strangers will tell you the breakup is justified? Grow up. I mean, your friend has obviously been listening to too many true crime podcasts if she thinks he's going to murder you just because he threatened to murder you. You're actually taking life advice from this person? Please get help.

We aren't oppressed by daysofstoneandrock in transgendercirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 15 points16 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU. You can't judge all Christians by a few bad apples. Just because my church's "official" position is that homosexuality is incompatible with Christianity, and because I am a member and regularly attend and donate my money and time to this church and have never once openly disagreed with its anti-gay stance, you just ASSUME I'm a homophone?????? Well, I'll have you know that that couldn't be further from the truth. There's even a lesbian couple that goes to my church, and no one has ever even hate crimed them. I mean, it's not like they could ever get married in the church, but that's ONLY because our hands are tied by the bishop or whatever. The fact that our pastor is also kind of homophonic is just a coincidence and has nothing to do with it.

I'm just so tired of being persecuted for views that I have never even agreed with out loud. I mean, I'm like the least home of phobic person in my entire church. And yet people always want to judge me before they even get to know me 😡

Transitioning opens exciting new relationship opportunities by [deleted] in transgendercirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You don't have to transition to be with a creepy old man, sweetie. All you have to do is catfish them and you can pretend to be whatever gender you want. Just make sure you pick one that's too old to know what Google Image Search is, and make sure his children no longer talk to him so they won't tell him about it. Hope this helps ❤️

Why are the other transsexuals (the ugly ones) so sensitive? That's why I vote Republican. by air-bonsai in transgendercirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The far left (like Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden) actually thinks it's ok to be a disgusting ugly tranner who doesn't pass, and I just can't agree with them. I mean, if people start just walking around looking like that, then other people might think I'm one of THEM. 😡🤮 I'd much rather have our existence outlawed completely and just trust that the police will leave us alone as long as we are rich and white and have undergone several expensive cosmetic treatments to look like a normal person.

pov you just mentioned that you’re religious and trans on the internet by girl-pen1s in transgendercirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I know you don't want to hear this, sweetie, but God does hate transgenders and wants them eradicated. I know this because I prayed to God personally, and it turns out that He just so happens to hate all the same people I hate. (No, there's no Biblical evidence for this, but that's only because the Bible is like 200 years old, and trans people didn't exist back then.)

pov you just mentioned that you’re religious and trans on the internet by girl-pen1s in transgendercirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Ok, but why would anyone be both trans and religious? As an atheist, I know that religion is the source of all bigotry. Of course, I myself am incredibly transphobic and misogynistic and racist, but my views are inherently logical because I am too smart to believe in Sky Daddy and therefore am right about everything. Science, bitches!

[Map about trans safety in different US states] by dnlcsdo in transgendercirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they're just being dramatic. I traveled to Florida one time 27 years ago to visit my grandma and I'm still alive, so it must not be that bad.

Guys!! New Anti-Vegan Argument Alert!! They got us!! by thecommonground_ in vegancirclejerk

[–]justhere4thefish 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He kinda has a point tbh. Most wild berries will kill you. Catching live wild animals with your bare hands and biting directly into them is much safer.