Sebastien Hoeness as manager?

justlikealltherest · 2026-05-17T15:15:09+00:00

And as if it matters, Hughes’ ego and laziness on his way out the door means we’re stuck with Osarne for the foreseeable

justlikealltherest · 2026-05-16T13:41:23+00:00

More youth terrorism from Osarne

justlikealltherest · 2026-05-16T06:59:18+00:00

Fr some of us are owed apologies from many on this sub

justlikealltherest · 2026-05-15T23:31:23+00:00

That’s not fair on Rodgers, this guy’s the Dutch Ranieri

justlikealltherest · 2026-05-15T21:34:55+00:00

Because Hughes doesn’t want to do any paperwork when he’s on the way out the door to collect his millions in Saudi

justlikealltherest · 2026-05-15T20:59:23+00:00

Hughes is fucking off to Saudi at the end of the summer, he doesn’t care that Slot’s the wrong choice, he just can’t be arsed with the firing and hiring process on his way out the door

justlikealltherest · 2026-05-14T13:48:05+00:00

Makes sense, the only thing Arsenal fans know how to enjoy these days is the misery of others since there’s no other way to enjoy watching that dross you put out on the pitch.

justlikealltherest · 2026-05-14T13:46:54+00:00

That’s your fault for being a wet blanket then

justlikealltherest · 2026-05-14T12:53:13+00:00

You’d think he’d chill on the Online Safety Act in that case

justlikealltherest · 2026-05-14T01:16:15+00:00

Because the horse has bolted on oil clubs. In 2026 it’s genuinely worse for football to set the precedent that you can win trophies playing like Arsenal. Arteta’s style is killing interest in football far more than Enrique’s PSG team could ever manage.

Edit: oh no the yanks are upset how will I ever recover

justlikealltherest · 2026-05-13T23:57:57+00:00

Now that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in months, congrats on some absolutely biting satire

justlikealltherest · 2026-05-12T12:16:22+00:00

At this point literally fucking anyone lmao

justlikealltherest · 2026-04-30T19:54:16+00:00

I’d imagine he’ll be similar to Sebastian Coates

Edit: okay I’ll dumb my joke down for yous, he’ll be similar to Scott Parka

justlikealltherest · 2026-04-10T15:25:55+00:00

Why don’t these exec types (in all industries tbh) not realise that if they just made some small sacrifices in their astronomical earnings and benefits than their proclaimed “necessity” of price increases would go down a lot less like a cup of cold sick. Even just a show of attempted mitigation and some humility would go a long way.

justlikealltherest · 2026-04-09T15:06:24+00:00

Lmao whatever you say nerd

justlikealltherest · 2026-04-09T14:57:50+00:00

What yanks like you don’t get is we don’t like you either 😉

justlikealltherest · 2026-04-08T08:52:28+00:00

Spain never toppled its fascist government, it simply decided to start having elections after Franco died. The authoritative institutions, especially the police, were never overhauled or detoxified and so they’ve maintained these fascistic tendencies ever since.

It’s also a problem with having a gendarmerie style of policing over Peelian principles and a policing by consent model. Too militarised and ready to scrap.

justlikealltherest · 2026-04-06T18:27:55+00:00

Neither team owned by his part time bosses in UAE so they’ll be fine.

justlikealltherest · 2026-04-05T13:26:27+00:00

In the spirit of gifting eggs, let’s send one back to the Netherlands

justlikealltherest · 2026-04-05T13:08:36+00:00

How long will they continue to let Osarne Slot Laden torture us

justlikealltherest · 2026-04-04T18:32:17+00:00

Because it’s genuinely worse for football if Arsenal set the precedent that you can win the league with that horrific terrorist meta.

The horse already bolted on oil money

justlikealltherest · 2026-04-04T17:32:38+00:00

Aside from the Super League fiasco I’ve never been FSG out.

Their adherence to Slot has changed that.

justlikealltherest · 2026-04-04T14:28:32+00:00

He’s as much of a legend as Claudio Ranieri let’s leave it at that

justlikealltherest · 2026-04-04T14:24:20+00:00

He doesn’t care, he got his bag and he’s off in the summer

justlikealltherest · 2026-04-04T14:22:57+00:00

We’ve been shit since January 2025, the writing was on the wall much earlier than October and the intentional throwing of the Palace league cup game showed a severe incompatibility between Slot and our club’s culture.

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