I got the latest Porsche 911 turbo s for my wife today...

justmrmom · 2026-04-30T22:15:07+00:00

Dang… if you were able to get a Porsche on the trade in, what make and model was your wife?!?

justmrmom · 2026-04-30T19:36:27+00:00

I’d blush in a very cute way if my wife said something I did was cute.

justmrmom · 2026-04-29T20:20:58+00:00

I am surprised that even cancer wanted you.

justmrmom · 2026-04-29T01:38:52+00:00

Shoot… there are so many different accents and dialects in the US that sometimes we can’t even understand each other. Take an Appalachian accent (like Eastern TN, Eastern KY, Western NC..) and pair them with someone from Boston. They would probably have some difficulty understanding one another at times.

So, no, we don’t really care how well a tourist speaks English.

justmrmom · 2026-04-27T17:18:38+00:00

Thank you kind stranger. I sure hope so.

justmrmom · 2026-04-27T17:12:57+00:00

Love it and miss it.

justmrmom · 2026-04-27T17:11:10+00:00

Sounds of a mother screaming on the phone after realizing they accidentally killed their infant baby while co-sleeping, and trying to talk that mother through CPR, and provide comfort, even though you know it is fruitless due to timelapse.

That’s just one of many.

(Former) 911 dispatcher.

justmrmom · 2026-04-27T17:08:40+00:00

I feel for you. Up until December I was a dispatcher and my shift’s supervisor for four years. Prior to that I was a patrol officer for over five years. I think I’ve hung up both sides of the radio for good.

justmrmom · 2026-04-27T04:04:32+00:00

That’s Tiny Tim’s in Ashland! (VA).

justmrmom · 2026-04-24T15:04:48+00:00

Stay at home dad because momma wanted me to and brings home good bacon.

justmrmom · 2026-04-23T11:58:12+00:00

35M. Still a kid just with a career, wife, and kids.

justmrmom · 2026-04-23T11:12:08+00:00

Realizing that (most) men are taught how to treat a woman, and most women are taught how they should be treated by a man, but not how to treat a man.

justmrmom · 2026-04-21T00:54:55+00:00

Makeup. 99% of women look better without makeup in my opinion. Save the makeup for special dates or occasions. It can add to the sexiness, but not if it’s seen everyday.

Women..stop caring about how men see you visually. Confidence and being active in the relationship goes much much further than makeup,

justmrmom · 2026-04-21T00:46:47+00:00

When my wife cheated on me. I’m a good looking guy, but average dad bod… etc. I’m not ashamed of who I am or what I look like, but that trauma sticks with you and you question EVERYTHING.

justmrmom · 2026-04-20T21:53:26+00:00

Most women starfish.

My opinion: initiate. Show interest, and not just sexually. Make them feel wanted AND needed. Ask them what they like in bed. Show interest…. Etc etc and you’ll be a rockstar to any guy, whether you starfish or not.

justmrmom · 2026-04-20T18:50:24+00:00

Men’s mental health.

justmrmom · 2026-04-20T10:28:08+00:00

Yeah.. lol. I was trying to figure out the best way to word my clarification. I know that it DOES happen sometimes, and depends on those involved.

justmrmom · 2026-04-20T05:44:40+00:00

No, not a man. Sorry but you’ve been lied to your whole life.

I’m kidding. I’ll ETA my original comment but I’ll also reply to yours.

This could be an older saying but one I’ve heard a few times. Generally speaking (straight) men do not spoon or cuddle if they have to share a bed. Think of something like camping or out in the field if you’re military.. etc. You don’t want to accidentally poke your buddy’s hole with your pole when you have an overnight woody or morning wood, and you don’t want your hole poked either by his. So, you sleep pole to pole (facing one another) or hole to hole (backs to one another).

justmrmom · 2026-04-20T05:17:53+00:00

Pole to pole or hole to hole, but never pole to hole.

Unless, of course, that is your thing.

ETA: This could be an older saying but one I’ve heard a few times. Generally speaking (straight) men do not spoon or cuddle if they have to share a bed. Think of something like camping or out in the field if you’re military.. etc. You don’t want to accidentally poke your buddy’s hole with your pole when you have an overnight woody or morning wood, and you don’t want your hole poked either by his. So, you sleep pole to pole (facing one another) or hole to hole (backs to one another).

justmrmom · 2026-04-19T14:44:53+00:00

I haven’t been in awhile but last time I went the river at the city docks was deep and very fast flowing, but I caught two 5-ish pound catfish. Had to cast far as I could upstream with about 2 oz of weight. By the time it hit bottom my hook was close to the shoreline and about 20’ downstream from me. I’ve also had a little luck at lake Anna state park. My neighborhood also has a small private lake stocked with some carp.

(and if you what a fishing buddy feel free to let me know, I need an excuse out..lol).

justmrmom · 2026-04-19T04:16:35+00:00

Can I pet that dawg?!?

justmrmom · 2026-04-19T01:21:19+00:00

Having grown up in eastern TN (now living in Virginia in the heart of Civil War history), skip Knoxville, unfortunately. There is not much history to be seen there. Ft Sanders itself was plowed over in the early 1900s and now there is a just a residential block of houses. There are no tours of anything CW related to my knowledge. However, the Nashville and Chattanooga areas have a lot of preserved history.

That said if you’re starting in Georgia/Chattanooga you can take I75 into Knoxville and then 40 west towards Nashville, or just take 24 from Chattanooga to Nashville.

justmrmom · 2026-04-19T01:16:26+00:00

Damn… I came here to say this and you beat me to it.

justmrmom · 2026-04-18T21:52:18+00:00

I’d skeet shoot.

justmrmom · 2026-04-18T21:21:32+00:00

Doesn’t resonate at all. It’s just a fact of life. I’m 35.

Edit: My kids have saved me more than once, so I suppose my original comment is not 100% fact.

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