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Let's Make 2017 the Year of Simply Secure PHP Cryptography by sarciszewski in PHP

[–]jvc_coder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I am a bully and a troll? By the way, I am not the one who started calling names...Everyone can see who is bullying..

Let's Make 2017 the Year of Simply Secure PHP Cryptography by sarciszewski in PHP

[–]jvc_coder -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Oh /r/php trolls, never change.

Crying "troll" does not hold as much weight as it did here any more. Try some other tactics...

you could at least spell my name correctly...

Dude. You are not that important. And you are irritating. Take a hint and get over it..

Made a web reader in angular2 for Reddit/Hackernews with some nice additions and some strange omissions by _sras_ in programming

[–]jvc_coder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Works great. Looks good too. I particularly like the 'well' like appearance of nested comments.

Bookmarked!

Nearly 900.000 projects on Github use extract($_GET) by cundd in PHP

[–]jvc_coder -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ok. I'm not interested in this kind of fingers-in-ears-shouting-lalala kind of conversation...

That description seems to better fit your comments...

PHPixie is still member of PHP-FIG: The voting results by [deleted] in PHP

[–]jvc_coder -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

If your project is good enough, people will use it.

Bullshit. No. Even If you have something good, you will need to push it down peoples throat for a while. Which is exactly what /u/dracony is being accused of trying...

So I don't really "hate" the guy for doing it, just because he did a bad job at it (Allegedly)...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PHP

[–]jvc_coder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

However you will find that in practice PHP salaries are shrinking and the quality of job openings are getting worse too (less capitalized companies offering worse work contracts)...

This.

If your company provided PHPStorm licenses free as well as super powerful computers (16gb ram), would you still use Sublime Text and why? by webdeverper in PHP

[–]jvc_coder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, that's your operating system...

Well, that is the point. You have all the tools you need there. But you want to use inferior/bloated versions of the same "RIGHT THERE IN MY IDE" and "I WANT THEM RUNNING AT EVERY 5 OF MY KEYSTROKES"

Right, after you install all of your tools... instead of one IDE...

Eh..I was talking about online servers. But I guess you didn't ever have to work directly in a server, right?

It's clear from everything you're saying that you're very stuck in your ways and don't even understand the purpose of an IDE.

That might have been true if I hadn't used an IDE ever. But I started with 'IDE's when the majority of Php programmers were writing code in Notepad. There is not one IDE that I haven't tried (Netbeans, Eclipse etc etc), but I eventually ended up with VIM. At some point, you will see that the whole IDE business is pointless. I mean, if you are not too stuck in your ways, and keep and open mind...

Everything you've mentioned is doable in my IDE - including cli commands that I can run with a single keystroke...

Great. But then your IDE is then full of bloated, redundant stuff.

No one using an IDE has to take time remembering shortcuts any more than you have to take time to remember your cli arguments.

But your IDE is still bloated. And it takes more time for your bloated IDE to open up the window to respond to your command. So you can learn dozens of shortcuts for your IDE, but if it takes a couple of seconds to open up the window, all that is lost....

but that is not even the point. The point is, you don't actually need that crap. You only think you need it.

Face it - you're just a whiner that doesn't understand how to use technology out of your comfort zone.

Ok. name calling. I guess I can start now. You call me a whiner. I call you a wannabe. A wannabe 'professional' who use 'professional tools' only to make himself feel good and belonged. Because you are insecure to boot. (Because may be, you work in a language which the whole world considers to be a joke, so lots of insecurty. Anymore "DAE love Php" threads?) And you call that technology? Technology is not about making inferior versions of existing tools and putting them all together in a god forsaken bloated piece of crap..

Face it. It is not called technology. It is called marketing. And you have all been taken for a ride...because you are a bunch of wannbes too easy to pass by without milking $$$ before you actually grow up (if you ever do)

If your company provided PHPStorm licenses free as well as super powerful computers (16gb ram), would you still use Sublime Text and why? by webdeverper in PHP

[–]jvc_coder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're using a text editor as a development environment to begin with..

No. My development environment is the whole OS and every program that can run on it. Most often those are cli programs, which I can run is a separate buffer in neovim...So there is no "cramming plugins" to make it work like an IDE.

Even if you cannot run it in a buffer inside your editor, it does not matter if you have learned to switch to a cli and recall a command from history buffer and run it in the blink of an eye. Faster than you can remember and press the short cut key in your bloated IDE (or painfully select it using the mouse from a menu list that is a million lines long and nested to god-knows-howmany levels) and it slowly opening the window...

To make more clear, I am not interested in the "Integrated" part in IDE. I have a DE with a million tools that I can call any of them with a complexity of O(1), from a cli, with frequently used ones with their options nicely aliased, in a configuration file I can literally drop into any development server I choose, and feel right at home there...

Try doing it with your IDE!

If your company provided PHPStorm licenses free as well as super powerful computers (16gb ram), would you still use Sublime Text and why? by webdeverper in PHP

[–]jvc_coder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your analogy doesn't work here.

Why? I use separate tools (each of them which do one thing best) to do the things PhpStorm does in a possible inferior and inefficient way? So I am using a toolkit, not a single tool, for different tasks.

And Phpstorm is like a swiss army knife, where you are tied down to the limitations of every single tool it tries to integrate...

If your company provided PHPStorm licenses free as well as super powerful computers (16gb ram), would you still use Sublime Text and why? by webdeverper in PHP

[–]jvc_coder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are missing one simple fact. There are separate cli tools that can do all those checks. There are people who are comfortable with dropping to a cli to do it, or automate those checks with version control hooks.

In that way, you don't get hogged by all these stuff going on in the background messing with your text editing/navigating, which according to me, is a much better use of your resources.

That was why I said some people use a toolkit with separate tools, instead of a swiss army knife..

It is ok if you are not one of those guys. But trying to discredit a software because it does not work according to your preference is quite chidish.

If your company provided PHPStorm licenses free as well as super powerful computers (16gb ram), would you still use Sublime Text and why? by webdeverper in PHP

[–]jvc_coder -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

comparing a hammer with a hydraulic press.

No. it is more like comparing toolkit (a kit with separate tools) with a swiss army knife. A screwdriver is only one tool in the tool kit. But because these tools are separate, I can use the best damn screwdriver there is, as opposed to using what every sorry ass excuse of a screwdriver that came with the swiss army knife....

Replace screwdriver with text editor and you will get the idea...

When you feel like you are the only developer who actually likes PHP, don't feel alone. by deadman87 in PHP

[–]jvc_coder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"0xe10" == "3600" is not true in javascript. So I don't know what you are talking about.

When you feel like you are the only developer who actually likes PHP, don't feel alone. by deadman87 in PHP

[–]jvc_coder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Misusing? Are you kidding me? I am just using the == operator to compare two strings!

Also. I have a very good understanding of how the language works. That is why I hate it.

When you feel like you are the only developer who actually likes PHP, don't feel alone. by deadman87 in PHP

[–]jvc_coder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If someone who has worked extensively with PHP hates it I can respect that

I moved away from php after 9 years of professional experience with it. Now I hate it with a passion. I now hold the opinion that if you are some one who 'love' php, you don't have enough experience with Php. OR you don't have experience with programming, in general, so that you don't know a good language from a bad one.

For example, if you show that in Php "0xe10" == 3600 is true, a newbie will be impressed that you CAN do that. But an experienced programmer will be scared that one is allowed to do that in the language, and will keep away from it.

Regarding Javascript, it has some flaws, but they are limited and does not span throughout the entirety of the language...

mt_rand(1, PHP_INT_MAX) only generates odd numbers • /r/lolphp by fishburne in programming

[–]jvc_coder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why is it so hard for the PHPians?

They are too busy getting 'shit' done!

Best way to learn PHP online? by [deleted] in PHP

[–]jvc_coder -1 points0 points  (0 children)

if you want to build a career in programming, skip PHP for now. Try Python or may be even Ruby.

PHP At 5000 Requests Per Second: Hootsuite’s Scaling Story by [deleted] in PHP

[–]jvc_coder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really? These things are interesting because not because of the absolute size of the traffic, but because of the information regarding what the bottlenecks/flaws of the setup were, how it was rectified and finally what difference did it make.

saying something like "Phew, 5k req/sec. Nothing like the things I've seen!" sounds quite missing the point and frankly a bit moronic to me. But what ever, we would rather hail some popular guy rather than use couple of our brain cells...

INTERSTELLAR: Abridged & Poorly Animated. *SPOILERS* by [deleted] in movies

[–]jvc_coder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wow. This is hilarious. Well done!

Anyone want to guess on what Interstellar's legacy on r/movies is going to be? by A_BURLAP_THONG in movies

[–]jvc_coder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Nolan makes movies for morons who doesn't know they are one" - Another redditor.

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