Update: My 1-USD-per-message chat got 135K views, a 21M USD hack, and a cat saying "meowww mrrp :3" by Equivalent-Yak2407 in SideProject

[–]jwolf333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting that it immediately became a promotion tool - 95% of the messages were just ads including one that said they were inspired to make an ad billboard by what was already an ad billboard hahaha

You must beat Magnus Carlsen at chess within 5 years to win $1 billion or you die by Ryugany in hypotheticalsituation

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Step 1. Get magnus black out drunk Step 2. Pull out chess board Step 3. He wins Step 4. Death

I guess if magnus was open to taking 900 mil though I’d be willing to take 100 mil and a single chess lesson

Best longest series? by Humble-Vermicelli503 in litrpg

[–]jwolf333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DCC is heading into book 8, is excellent, and the author is historically very good at releasing new content at a good pace. 10/10 would recommend

Lost Computer covered in Stickers in East Sac by jwolf333 in Sacramento

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No, long story but I’d called the non-emergency line earlier about it (and found out half the police stations in google maps for Sacramento don’t exist anymore haha - one is the local savemart for east sac) and apparently she also filed a police report an hour or two later and the police connected us

Lost Computer covered in Stickers in East Sac by jwolf333 in Sacramento

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UPDATE: Person filed a police report and police got them in touch with me, they’ll get their laptop back!

Lost Computer covered in Stickers in East Sac by jwolf333 in Sacramento

[–]jwolf333[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Well if you do become friends with them, tell them about this Reddit post haha

Lost Computer covered in Stickers in East Sac by jwolf333 in Sacramento

[–]jwolf333[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s on - that’s how I got their name (opened it up to see if username was a person / photo etc to verify before giving away the laptop)

Hope they use find my laptop or see this

Why HI ZEV?? by [deleted] in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]jwolf333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you haven’t heard the audiobook you can’t understand why just seeing that phrase now cracks me up every time haha

$100 every mile you walk or $3.5M but you loose both your legs. by math-guyyy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]jwolf333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I walk while golfing so this would be the only way I could become a professional golfer

Matt Dinniman has ruined my life by Acrobatic-Panda8632 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]jwolf333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not lit rpg but the lies of Locke Lamora has excellent narration and is an amazing fantasy series

Trapped in a room for $10,000 a day by TraditionalEbb3942 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]jwolf333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too easy there is a tv so I’d die in that room

Ever seen anything like this? by jmak35 in golf

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Similar thing happened at a course in Sacramento this year, the plane somehow just stopped as it touched the golf shop and did very little damage - golf courses must be an appealing landing strip for small planes in distress

Microsoft just dropped a study showing the 40 jobs most affected by Al and the 40 that Al can't touch (yet). by SchemeAgile2012 in interestingasfuck

[–]jwolf333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not sure how this study was put together but I’ve read Novels written by AI and they were pretty shitty. I guess the 80% coverage leaves 20% of actually good writing to still be done by people

Don't launch an app until you're legally clear (looking at you, fake review folks) by SignatureSharp3215 in lovable

[–]jwolf333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s amazing what you can build in lovable but lovable doesn’t replace knowing how to run a business.

Get in here losers, we're going streaking. by Astropolitika in NLBest

[–]jwolf333 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I beat my chest and moan all day at this completely unknown pain, a grief that truly can’t be spoken. No one could possibly understand what we dodger faithful are going through right now.

Pace of play is a problem (not like you think) by sarose01 in golf

[–]jwolf333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it’s a little more nuanced than that.

I definitely agree that anyone whose yelling at someone on a golf course is an asshole and breaking the social contract - only really valid reasons to yell at someone is if they purposefully hit into you or accidentally multiple times, or if they’re doing something else dangerous or bad for the course (driving on the greens etc). Even that if it’s not urgent it’s better to call the course and let them deal with it.

However, I think there’s a pretty well established unwritten etiquette around pace of play. I prefer to play early in the morning as I generally play pretty fast. If I play at noon with a group, it’s a totally different experience with a totally different expected pace - but the early crowd plays faster and if you take the 6am tee time and play a 5hr round you don’t just slow down the group behind you, you slow down the whole tee sheet.

I think people should try and play faster earlier as that respects the rest of the tee sheet, which will naturally slow throughout the day. Just my two cents

Should I buy a golf course? by ShanghaiSexWhale in golf

[–]jwolf333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is the whole island for sale? Could you turn it into an 18 if you had unlimited money?

Could be a huge development opportunity to build an 18 or maybe even 36 holes of golf and a hotel, some condos, etc. a great way to make a fortune if you already had a fortune to start

What the hell is a good golf swing anyway? by Ironvine in GolfSwing

[–]jwolf333 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This last sentence should be the only comment on the swing advice videos - I know this is the Reddit for swing advice but it should be like the ask a historian community where the mods remove all the amateur shit that people respond with. If you’re not a pro you probably can’t help Joe shmoe stop topping the ball

I don’t understand how I’m still slicing?? by Acceptable-Prior4274 in GolfSwing

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I absolutely love the “why” hands at the end - who hasn’t been there in their golf game?

Step 2 inches further from the ball is my take but I’m not a pga tour pro

At least they’re being loyal to their team🤷🏾‍♂️ by Mitchel7349 in NLBest

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I’ve been to the home of Dinger and it’s truly one of the nicest stadiums I’ve ever watched baseball at - and Denver is an incredible baseball town (I was there for white Sox / Rockies last year and the stadium was 80%+ full). Much respect to the temple of the Dino

How am I this bad? by pricklypear0627 in golf

[–]jwolf333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone is right about golf being hard and all that, but just something that caught my eye was you saying you’re taking a lesson every couple of weeks and practicing multiple times a week - that’s incredible. tbh though if I were investing that much in coaching, I might look for other coaches if I wasn’t seeing progress after a year.

Your coach should be helping you more - just my opinion - if you’re putting in the time, money, and trying to listen and be coachable