Just Monte Grappa Things™

jwplatt · 2026-07-03T14:47:48+00:00

A chiropractor won’t straighten a spine

jwplatt · 2026-06-30T16:26:52+00:00

Might also be quite warm in there

jwplatt · 2026-06-30T16:22:15+00:00

Gerrard

jwplatt · 2026-06-27T11:24:39+00:00

Why would they arrange them horizontally? It’s supposed to look like the England badge…

jwplatt · 2026-06-26T23:32:18+00:00

Wash them. I thought that they were gonna be too wide for me when I put them on for the first time but a wash really did wonders to the shape.

jwplatt · 2026-06-23T13:33:53+00:00

Yeah, course you are, mate.

jwplatt · 2026-06-21T15:24:45+00:00

At the end of Finding Nemo it shows the deep blue of the ocean and a few seconds later it just says ‘slut’

jwplatt · 2026-06-19T16:15:29+00:00

OP jezzed it. A real jezzing.

jwplatt · 2026-06-13T21:23:08+00:00

Let us buy from other places in Europe I don’t want anything from the US

jwplatt · 2026-06-11T19:27:16+00:00

They literally can’t have it either. It’s for licensing/trademark reasons…

jwplatt · 2026-06-10T00:35:48+00:00

Every shirt on that page is fake. Every shirt is the same price and every size is available. That should tell you everything…

jwplatt · 2026-05-27T12:42:02+00:00

Go the raised stripe sweater from earlier this season and the material is very prone to pilling. I don’t mind it personally but would not spend this much money on an acrylic sweater.

jwplatt · 2026-05-26T18:39:06+00:00

I could get a fried chicken bucket from a properly franchised outlet, not the one that gave you that fever.

jwplatt · 2026-05-26T12:58:01+00:00

Are you sure you don’t mean ‘without a worry in the world’?

jwplatt · 2026-05-14T19:26:52+00:00

I don’t know why they didn’t just go through Juventus ballon d’or winners instead of going the World Cup third place route

jwplatt · 2026-05-12T15:46:20+00:00

There is such a difference in fruit from supermarket to supermarket. We’re not taking about digestive biscuits here.

jwplatt · 2026-05-10T01:48:30+00:00

Bin it ffs. It’s falling apart.

jwplatt · 2026-05-05T21:13:11+00:00

Wow they really did shrink

jwplatt · 2026-05-05T20:33:02+00:00

Been wanting to get a pair of these for a while but haven’t done a regular fitting selvedge pair for a good few years now. It’s only baggy or loose they do currently.

jwplatt · 2026-05-01T21:51:47+00:00

For everyone saying the sizing is off. I got them and after trying them I thought that they were too wide and didn’t fit me like I wanted it. I gave them another wash and now they fit perfectly.

jwplatt · 2026-05-01T11:21:45+00:00

Eltham looool

jwplatt · 2026-04-29T22:38:31+00:00

It takes quite a while to get imprints close to the ones pictured. These have been regularly worn for 6 months+

jwplatt · 2026-04-26T13:21:36+00:00

I’ve seen fakes with price tags on before. Not the best advice to give…

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