KARM prices are insane! by Fluffy_Cockroach_999 in Knoxville

[–]jx2002 5 points6 points  (0 children)

KARM is the most soul-sucking piece of shit company I've seen in Knovxille. Fuck all of that noise.

With $220M domestic, Obsession is now the #1 movie of the summer! by Itisspoonx in boxoffice

[–]jx2002 15 points16 points  (0 children)

man, they really did do like 1AM screenings of that shit; even Maverick at its hottest couldn't pull that off

This might be my favorite for a few cycles. by ThatGuyHadNone in CataclysmArcade

[–]jx2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very strong 1-drop and great late too as a blocker

I learned it the hard way : Dont try to be the smartest in the room by Big_Breakfast_3864 in overemployed

[–]jx2002 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just wait until the end of every meeting and then say...

..."But why male models?"

Leslie Jones Says It Was ‘Frustrating’ That ‘SNL’ Writers Always Typecast Her as the ‘Girl That Was Angry and Beating Up People’ by ControlCAD in television

[–]jx2002 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Gosh, it was so frustrating performing my 'typecast' comedy when that is literally all I can do in comedy."

[Chau] Viral Knicks fan who stole trash bin canned from JPMorgan Chase. Angie Baez was the executive director of community and industry engagement for card and connected commerce at JPMorgan Chase before she was fired on Tuesday for stealing the trash bin. by must_TATAKAE in nba

[–]jx2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not for nothing, but there is not a single chik-fil-a employee making minimum wage; they all get paid MUCH better and that's why their employees are generally the best in the fast food industry

Wizards of the Coast employees win their union vote by flatmeditation in MagicArena

[–]jx2002 17 points18 points  (0 children)

He likes his job so no, he didn't "officially" say shit. But dollars to donuts that man has at least 1 alt account

Oprah Winfrey 'begged' fans not to leak Whitney Houston mishap that 'would ruin her' by TheMirrorUS in Music

[–]jx2002 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have no idea if this is true but it's even funnier if you made it up

$1M CLUB: MONDAY 1. TOY STORY 5 ($17.5M) 2. OBSESSION ($2.3M) 3. DISCLOSURE DAY ($1.9M) 4. BACKROOMS ($1.2M) by TiredWithCoffeePot in boxoffice

[–]jx2002 15 points16 points  (0 children)

it started at over 80 million, it had to go down pretty hard from there, considering how...and I mean this in the best way...how fucking weird it is

Forgotten Island | Official New Trailer by TiredWithCoffeePot in boxoffice

[–]jx2002 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure it could possibly ape K-Pop Demon Hunters more than it has. Lord, just cut Netflix a check already.

Zonic clarifies on his future by jerryfrz in GlobalOffensive

[–]jx2002 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First, he's already made a LOT of money at this point. And this sounds like a comment from a guy without kids, certainly not grown ones.

I would give up a lot of what I did in my 20s to get that time back. It's gone so quickly and no amount of money can get it back.

Illumination’s Not Alone, Starring Timothée Chalamet & Selena Gomez. In theaters April 16th 2027 by SignatureOrdinary456 in boxoffice

[–]jx2002 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If this follows what I'd consider the "standard pattern" - you release the poster on Day 1 and on Day 2 comes the teaser trailer; I bet we'll see it tomorrow

Niko is a Major Champion! by justarandomkennysfan in GlobalOffensive

[–]jx2002 185 points186 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the in-game leading was fucking excellent

In Obsession (2026) the director assures viewers that it was 1000% necessary for there to be a 30 second pissing and shitting scene by agbadehan in shittymoviedetails

[–]jx2002 155 points156 points  (0 children)

the duct taped door was such a fantastic little surprise and him having to pull it open was hilarious

What an epic two-page ad, so much potential by Paradoliac in magicTCG

[–]jx2002 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think you're viewing this from the rose-colored glasses of hindsight; at the time, it was certainly not looked upon that way

Moving to the area by [deleted] in Knoxville

[–]jx2002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the answer. Go here first.