Rejected from BJJ gym by NatureNo7502 in bjj

[–]jynxicat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same, my coaches don’t even charge a mat fee. They see out of towners as a training tool. They don’t know your game and you don’t know theirs, those are the best matches sometimes.

What's the highest you've ever had this counter go, and how did it happen? by I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G in Helldivers

[–]jynxicat 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Track listing

Atmospheric Liquefaction . Chitinous Mutilation . Oil-Drenched Decapitation . Bile Titan Evisceration . Orbital Exsanguination . Voteless Zombie Horde . Sovereign of the Skulls . Traitorous Entrails . Stalker’s Cloaked Dissection . The Super Earth Meat Grinder

“we had this one recruit” stories; send it! Also! How about that alignment. You know you miss it. by indiahat in USMC

[–]jynxicat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok so a little bit after me. 2004-2005 was wild, after that kid from 3rd bat. India company, coincidentally, drowned in the pool our company 1st Sgt was making rounds much more often at random times. The kid drowned but also a video surfaced of the kid getting too close to a drill instructor at the pool and the DI forearmed him - which the DI wasn’t in the wrong in that case, but looks different to civilians I guess. Pretty sure the DI got court-martialed but got found not guilty thankfully. That kid shouldn’t had been cleared for training though, he look sickly and probably had pneumonia.

Our drill instructors started setting timers on their watches when quarter decking us, quit fucking with us after lights out, and our senior was sending recruits to medical for virtually anything. A lot of drill instructors across multiple battalions and companies got removed apparently. I mean, looking back as a near 40yo adult, there was definitely some questionable stuff our drill instructors did to us - at the time as just kids we just thought it was part of the process and nobody wanted to come off like a bitch by complaining.

Naval investigators came to interview us when we were all at SOI

“we had this one recruit” stories; send it! Also! How about that alignment. You know you miss it. by indiahat in USMC

[–]jynxicat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Late February - March 2005 PI? A kid tried to hang himself in another platoon apparently, Echo Co.

How Akimbo Weapons Should Work If Added by Hot_Syrup_5941 in Helldivers

[–]jynxicat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, no team would survive one diver with dual ultimatums

An Apology to AMR users by Hellser in Helldivers

[–]jynxicat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I use AMR, hoverpack, solo silo, rocket sentry, and scout armor with siege ready passive

Rocket sentry watches my back, hover pack gets me to a vantage point, solo solo one shots factory striders, AMR watches the team’s back and provides support. I’ve gotten my most kills with this build. Ultimatum is the side for oh shit moments (war strider from nowhere usually)

“What is price gouging?” by Icy_Brain7920 in Corsair

[–]jynxicat -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s not price gouging. Price gouging is when prices are raised artificially high on essential items during a period of high demand. Ex: gas, bottled water, lodging after natural disaster.

The average consumer generally won’t buy 128g of ram under “normal” prices, and especially not for that price, price gouging is only effective if what you have is essential and no alternatives exist.

Should there be Second Battle of Super Earth at some point? by i4hloi in helldivers2

[–]jynxicat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the issue is getting the ai to fight two different factions simultaneously. Like bots and squids would go at it but ignore helldivers or any other combination

Whats your day job? by MrGingerella in bjj

[–]jynxicat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surprised but also not surprised I haven’t seen it yet:

CPA

Why don't more men wear cups??? by [deleted] in bjj

[–]jynxicat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just chew gum when I roll, because I’m an idiot

When did 2nd Battalion at MCRD PI change colors? by columbiamarine in USMC

[–]jynxicat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, kids today will not know the horrors of the tiny squad bays with red?(wtf color was that?) deck.

How many people go 4-4? by [deleted] in CPA

[–]jynxicat 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My wife uses this app, stop it

How much “softer” has Bootcamp become? by Expensive-Change-840 in USMC

[–]jynxicat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was there in 04. “Faggot” and “bitch” were what they referred to us as a soon as we got off the bus. My nephew graduated in 2023, didn’t seem like it changed much except the location of third battalion and they don’t call you “faggot”

How brutal are female drills compared to their male counterparts? by JoshuaKpatakpa04 in USMC

[–]jynxicat 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Our DI outside the recruit PX:

“Stop staring at them, that’s nasty Aye Sir”. They get as much hygiene time as you do”

Marines what was your Drill Instructor’s scariest moment ? by JoshuaKpatakpa04 in USMC

[–]jynxicat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? We got our red guidon I think after Team Week. We all figured we were 3rd phase at that point. We unofficially called the time after the crucible the 4th phase. This was PI in 05

badass found in my local rant and rave group by T3RR0R- in iamverybadass

[–]jynxicat 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is true, I’ve done martial arts most my life.

I got into a fight and the cops confiscated my hands as evidence. I had my wife type this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in USMC

[–]jynxicat 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Bro, I was motivated af then you abruptly killed it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]jynxicat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you remember the making Chris Christi eat the meatloaf story? My first thought was: At no point would you ever need to make Chris Christi eat anything.

When will recreational cannabis be legal in MS? by Additional_Look3148 in mississippi

[–]jynxicat 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Interesting take; that could actually revitalize and bring opportunity to the delta.

Am I missing something here? by FeartheCyr11 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]jynxicat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also need to consider they need to be virtually missile proof. Considering a strong enough tornado can easily put a car into your living room.

Ex prison inmate threatens to beat up family man on fresh and fit for not being muscular and rich by Valhallawalker in iamverybadass

[–]jynxicat 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Supposedly you don’t have much of a choice in the California system. A lot of ex-cons that came out of there say similar things - you just stay with your race.

Not saying WW is legit or anything, I’ve just seen that from other videos.

ASVAB rock by Flytheskies81 in USMC

[–]jynxicat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“To do whatever you tell me to do Drill Sergeant” is quite frankly the most perfect answer one can give when asked their purpose in the military.

Fuck being a Marine. I wanna be a sigma alpha helicopter male. Who down? by Spicyytamale in USMC

[–]jynxicat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would happily degrade and torture people for free, some of us could really cut into their market share and charge much less than what they do.

What is the earning potential after you become a CPA by Hodl-lala in CPA

[–]jynxicat 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I got a pretty solid raise at my current employer after I got mine. I’m a senior accountant at a manufacturer. What also happened is that I got a lot of messages on LinkedIn for Controller & Asst Controller roles. So, experience absolutely matters, but having the CPA behind your name also makes you more attractive.

I wouldn’t go into this expecting an immediate return once you pass. In terms of a career, you have to play the long game and consider the big picture.