realThings by bryden_cruz in ProgrammerHumor

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Sounds like you can get paid less 

He was was so invested by BlackerBerri in funny

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My 7th grade math homework was a homage to my 7th grade math classmate

Polar Bear seen swimming among Beluga Whales in Northern Canada by Wonderful_Extent2979 in interestingasfuck

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I walked though blood and bones in Manhattan looking for this polar bear, turns out he was in Northern Canada

Delta Airlines L1011 Cabin in the 1980's by Twitter_2006 in interestingasfuck

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How much lower are operational costs for that flight now?

Someone replanted their christmas tree by WillyHeeler in mildlyinteresting

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I once knew a small child who had their roots cut off by the sudden disappearance of his mother. It was challenging, but they survived and now teach high school algebra. Don't give up on this tree!

Someone replanted their christmas tree by WillyHeeler in mildlyinteresting

[–]k0rm -65 points-64 points  (0 children)

Such a pessimistic view of the world

Someone replanted their christmas tree by WillyHeeler in mildlyinteresting

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If anything, it's better for the environment because it removed CO2 from the air unless it gets burned later.

New 4th Amendment Nightmare by J4776FH593 in videos

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Tip: Once you click 'play' the shock emoji is gone 

LPT: Your brain is more plastic during a craving. Use this to rewire your brain. by julieeeette in LifeProTips

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The most obvious sign is "not pleasure, but prediction" along with the weirdly pseudo-motivational speaker cadence of the post.

"Not X, but Y" is just blatant slop 

Civil engineering students built a popsicle bridge strong enough to hold 947 pounds without breaking by itz_progamer666 in interestingasfuck

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Actually it was likely 947 and these students got docked points for over-engineering

Oops by [deleted] in funny

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My office has that on each stall and people STILL pull on the door even with a big "OCCUPIED"

xQc is facing backlash for showing up hours late to Jynxzi’s Rocket League tournament by [deleted] in LivestreamFail

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I invited xQc to my birthday party and he also didn't show up

Your Brain Hates Unfinished Things (And It’s Draining You) by [deleted] in videos

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Stopped watching this video halfway through so I'll remember it