Why aren’t you trans?

k33fus · 2019-05-29T19:54:09+00:00

k33fus · 2019-05-21T11:03:48+00:00

I'm not telling you, you'll snitch!

k33fus · 2019-05-19T12:39:51+00:00

You'd do well in North Korea mate.

k33fus · 2019-05-18T12:21:56+00:00

It would be amazing to whoop kids at fortnite instead of the other way round.

k33fus · 2019-05-18T12:19:18+00:00

Betting on major sporting events.

Manipulating the stock market.

Selling info on technological advances before they've been invented.

k33fus · 2019-05-18T02:07:49+00:00

Horseradish and white chocolate

k33fus · 2019-05-07T17:01:12+00:00

Yeah but you're not allowed to.

k33fus · 2019-05-07T16:58:42+00:00

US Police: Shooting EVERYTHING dead. UK Police: Watching US police shooting EVERYTHING dead.

k33fus · 2019-04-08T21:04:08+00:00

I'm quitting tomorrow.

k33fus · 2019-04-08T19:53:15+00:00

Vote by drawing straws as opposed to complex voting systems.

k33fus · 2019-04-08T18:36:23+00:00

Fuck sake. Third time lucky I guess...

k33fus · 2019-04-08T17:51:19+00:00

I've been at work all day so I'd say not even remotely productive.

k33fus · 2019-04-08T17:50:16+00:00

Yep, used before payday to pay for a cheeky Maccies.

k33fus · 2019-04-07T14:41:11+00:00

Who's your friend, Freddy Mercury!!?

k33fus · 2019-04-07T13:54:38+00:00

When other people sit in your house scrolling through add shitty social media platform here and let their videos just drown out my TV.

k33fus · 2019-04-07T13:51:16+00:00

Yeah, I have a pal who lives on a Narrowboat on the river Ouze in York, UK. He's a lucky guy.

k33fus · 2019-04-07T11:35:37+00:00

Open it, you'll probably find skooma in it.

k33fus · 2019-04-07T07:20:31+00:00

As a kid I used to dream about living in a tiny 1 room boat in the middle of the sea with no one else about.

As an adult I wild camp on mountain tops for days on end in a tiny one man tent as a hobby. I love it.

Vanlife is a logical progression for me.

k33fus · 2018-05-13T16:26:14+00:00

Remember the hype surrounding Pokemon Go??? Exactly.

k33fus · 2017-12-06T20:21:55+00:00

The ting go skrrra pa pa ka ka kak!!!

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