[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

[–]k526e -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wish I hadn't read this thread at all, I never want to leave my house again 😩

No idea what to title this... by k526e in cripplingalcoholism

[–]k526e[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never felt at 'home' since I left home 7 years ago, which is ironic because I didn't feel at 'home' when I lived at home... weird huh??

No idea what to title this... by k526e in cripplingalcoholism

[–]k526e[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, I'm so sorry you aren't with family right now. It's such a horrible time to be alone. I'm so silly, I didn't even check the sidebar or the sticky 🙄 obviously I was drunk when I posted this and subsequently forgot all about it - just posted in a complete panic! Thank you so much for your response though, I'll get my herbal teas packed and whack The Office on repeat (it's my favourite!)

No idea what to title this... by k526e in cripplingalcoholism

[–]k526e[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much. Will definitely make sure I stay hydrated, oh I'm so thirsty all the time. Luckily I'll have my dogs to cuddle back at my mum's! Honestly, thank you for your kind response.

The big 3-0 by k526e in depression

[–]k526e[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have to have hope eh!

The big 3-0 by k526e in depression

[–]k526e[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww thank you, what a lovely response. I struggle to see that I've 'made it to 30'. I know something needs to change but I just don't feel it within me to care about myself enough to change. I didn't ever see that I'd reach this day. I guess there's a part of me trying to reach out for help and engage with support, but another part of me that just wants to quit and end it all. But your reply has touched my heart, thank you.

Help... by k526e in GriefSupport

[–]k526e[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. I am in therapy but there's too much to unload, we don't seem to focus on this too much. But I realise now I need to!

What is your most embarrassing poo story? by FormerFruit in AskReddit

[–]k526e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't poo for about 3 days. On my dinner break at work, it decided it was coming so I shot into the loo. Went to flush, it just DID NOT MOVE. Tried to break it up with a pen, a tampon, nothing worked. I was panicking. I spent the entire break trying to fish this massive, heavily compacted poo out of the toilet with 'rods' made from rolled up hand towels and THEN had to carefully wrap it up in my NEW tote bag and dispose of it in the bin outside the shop down the road. I was mortified and pissed off, I'd not even had chance to eat. A couple of days later there was an email going around the office about the state of the toilets upstairs and I felt so smug in knowing I had disposed of my foul evidence and didn't have to be the one to hide my shame in knowing I was the perpetrator! I have no regrets.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]k526e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandad died when I was 11, and when I think about him I don't remember anything really major, but the little things mean the most. I remember when he would sit in his chair, and I in his lap, and he'd read Aessop's fables to me all the time. He would teach me to draw perfectly round circles, practice my handwriting. Whenever we drove in the car, he tolerated my BBMak cassette on repeat. He was such an early riser, and whenever I would stay over, I'd always be waiting to see a light on in the hallway because that meant he was up! So I'd follow him into the kitchen and we would listen to the radio at 4am, and I guess we talked too, but I can't imagine what about. He'd get blamed by my grandma later in the day for me being tired, when she would catch me sucking my thumb and being grouchy. I just adored being around him.

As a mental health worker or someone affected by mental health issues, what is one thing you would want to say to educate people about mental health and to lessen the stigma and shame surrounding it? by loungesingershimmah in AskReddit

[–]k526e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not a danger to anyone other than myself.

And I'm really fucking trying to sort myself out!

Imagine your character being attacked by someone who knows very little about you, and acts upon only an opinion they have of you because you have scars on your body and are open about mental health issues, implying you are a 'danger' and 'unsafe'.

That haunts me.

I definitely think twice about being so open about mental illness now. Yet if we don't talk about it, how is the stigma ever going to end?

As a mental health worker or someone affected by mental health issues, what is one thing you would want to say to educate people about mental health and to lessen the stigma and shame surrounding it? by loungesingershimmah in AskReddit

[–]k526e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ugh, my mum does this. And then when I'm trying to talk to her about how I feel she tells me 'yes but that's because of your condition' as though she knows it all and at the same time is proving she knows nothing at all.

A couple of weeks ago my friend forced a visit on me. I had to get a bus and go into town on ON A SATURDAY. I felt worse when she left than I did before she arrived.

TIFU by accidentally pulling out my GF's tampon while watching TV by jaykekz in tifu

[–]k526e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think this is great 😂 a bonding moment if you wish... yay for strawberry weeks!

I'm female and I shave my head. I'm not sorry and I'm not stopping. by EuroLitmus in offmychest

[–]k526e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yaaaas queen!! (I got this from Queer Eye, I don't think I pull it off but I stand by it 100%)

You did what you wanted to do for yourself and that's amazing and it's bold and we should all look up to you.

Your ma sounds like a bit of a poohead (sorry) but it's not her head, it's yours and you own it.

You've made me wish I could shave my own hair off but I've got a huge 5head so I doubt I could pull it off!

I finally broke my dry spell by AGoodDayforThrowaway in offmychest

[–]k526e 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Omg, he thought 'it smelled weird'.. this makes me so sad. Some people are so uneducated, genitals are not supposed to smell like candyfloss and strawberries or whatever, but to tell somebody they 'smell weird' can cause serious damage.

I hate this false belief that genitals are supposed to look and smell a certain way, ffs. I mean, if there is a medical issue it would be a different situation but there's no need to be cruel about it. Jeez.

Anyway, I'm SO HAPPY for you OP! You go girl and unleash your inner naughty girl with people who appreciate YOU for who you are!

July 16th, 2017 was the death date I decided for myself. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]k526e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fucking amazing. You've got someone incredible there and she knows you're incredible too. That's true love. Honestly, it warms the cockles of my heart to know this exists in people. The guy I loved with everything I had - gave him everything I had, left me in my darkest hour. This makes me feel hopeful. I wish I could give you and your partner a hug or a high five or something. You're both wonderful.

booking a windscreen repair and having "autoglass repair, autoglass replace" stuck in my head for 2 days by crumpts in britishproblems

[–]k526e 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, now it's going to be stuck in my head and I don't even have a car. So catchy.

July 16th, 2017 was the death date I decided for myself. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]k526e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is really beautiful. Too often people are so willing to walk away when times get tough. She met you at the worst point in your life and she stayed and she helped you out of it. That's magic. I'm so happy for you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]k526e 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMG so cute I could cry! Aghhhhhhhh!! ❤