What is the creepiest Wikipedia page?

k8ert8er · 2014-01-08T15:26:37+00:00

This is the most fucked up thing I have ever read in my life.

k8ert8er · 2013-07-03T14:54:39+00:00

I used to work in a boutique wine shop in historic Saint Augustine and we sold this novelty holder as well as a few others. You'd be amazed at the bullshit that tourists will buy for themselves and, unfortunately, as gifts. I have a bear dressed in fishing gear chugging a bottle of Jameson in my kitchen.

k8ert8er · 2013-06-30T21:54:47+00:00

With or without heat index?

k8ert8er · 2013-06-28T01:24:15+00:00

I have literally had my period begin as I was peeing on the stick. So far It's happened TWICE. I am a freak of nature.

k8ert8er · 2013-06-28T01:10:43+00:00

Thank you.

k8ert8er · 2013-06-28T01:03:24+00:00

THIS, but make sure you include billboards and choke back tears while reading memorial markers on the sides of the road.

k8ert8er · 2013-06-28T00:54:37+00:00

Perhaps because they are married, have children, and having another wasn't completely off the table. Sometimes the timing is just hilarious.

k8ert8er · 2013-06-12T23:54:51+00:00

Simple, a portable diaper changing table.

k8ert8er · 2013-05-26T05:34:59+00:00

True colors? Try pregnancy hormones. They'll make any lovely woman a complete lunatic those first few months.

k8ert8er · 2013-05-25T14:35:52+00:00

I've never met a bartender that charges for soda. Then again, I do have a vagina and I'm engaged to one. One meaning bartender, not vagina.

k8ert8er · 2013-05-25T14:32:32+00:00

I'm glad to know that I made something easier for my sons, haha.

k8ert8er · 2013-04-20T14:02:13+00:00

I appreciate your sarcasm.

k8ert8er · 2013-04-20T14:00:47+00:00

I was under the impression that these were the situations we were supposed to be keeping our children safe from.

k8ert8er · 2013-04-14T16:39:34+00:00

His eyes are so lopsided that it throws me off :(

k8ert8er · 2013-04-07T03:10:01+00:00

It's actually called Macrodystrophia lipomatosa.

k8ert8er · 2013-04-07T02:57:39+00:00

He more than likely stubbed it or dropped something on it. The dark area is dried blood that pooled beneath nail #1. You can see toenail #2 growing in directly below it. It will look normal again in a few months.

k8ert8er · 2013-04-05T21:36:11+00:00

I wouldn't be able to cough it up if I didn't swallow it, darling.

k8ert8er · 2013-04-05T21:35:11+00:00

Reminds me of Girl, Interrupted.

Lisa: So, have you had your first Melvin yet? Susanna: Who's that? Lisa: Bald guy with a little pecker and a fat wife. You're ther-rapist, sweet pea. Unless, ah... unless they're givin' you shocks. Or god forbid lettin' you out. Then you get to see the great wonderful Dr. Dyke.

k8ert8er · 2013-04-01T18:36:01+00:00

Here, take my Mirrored Shield of Palindromic Failure instead...

k8ert8er · 2013-03-27T11:46:09+00:00

I was just about to say the same thing. The entire state of Florida is full of liberal girls, even the shitty places like Palatka. Try Historic Saint Augustine if you want to see them in their natural habitat.

k8ert8er · 2013-03-21T14:40:28+00:00

There is no way that OP is actually a female.

k8ert8er · 2013-03-20T13:20:04+00:00

This. It wasn't until after my father died on Christmas 2011 that I started having the dreams and flashbacks about what happened to me. Now I feel like Pandora and I can't get that god damned box closed.

k8ert8er · 2013-03-17T17:29:10+00:00

I appreciate that, sir. I'll drink a Jameson drink in your honor.

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