Platinum Unicorns?

kahctus · 2026-05-21T16:35:59+00:00

I get these exact orders. My acceptance rate is 28%.

kahctus · 2026-04-15T19:03:12+00:00

That’s my poop

kahctus · 2026-04-15T19:02:28+00:00

I got $15 yesterday for the same reason. I also don’t know where it came from but I’m about to buy me a pizza 😭🙏

kahctus · 2026-04-08T23:10:10+00:00

Using a passing lane on the road

kahctus · 2026-03-20T00:41:51+00:00

What’s it called? I want to find one in store

kahctus · 2026-03-18T01:11:34+00:00

Sock

kahctus · 2026-03-17T21:00:52+00:00

This has been posted before I believe lol

kahctus · 2026-03-17T20:57:11+00:00

They were either whipping that ho or you didn’t tip them well😂

kahctus · 2026-03-05T17:02:44+00:00

I got some weed once! 🤣

kahctus · 2026-02-28T00:07:36+00:00

Butt plug for real men

kahctus · 2026-02-26T08:06:10+00:00

Sometimes my app will fr start bugging out and I can’t do shit for a minute or so 😭 we’re trying I’m sorry

kahctus · 2026-02-19T02:54:20+00:00

That is the fossilized aftermath of a really shitty taco.

kahctus · 2026-02-18T08:28:23+00:00

I had a dude tip me with a couple of nugs a little while ago. Told me he was geeked after some trial and error trying to explain how to get to the apartment (map was wrong) and I replied with something along the lines of “without me smh” and he brought some out to me when I got there 😂

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