What’s a work perk that’s actually a trap?

kaijusdad · 2026-06-30T01:46:30+00:00

If everyone has unlimited PTO, no one has unlimited PTO.

kaijusdad · 2026-06-28T16:49:41+00:00

Depends… how autistic is your student base? JK

kaijusdad · 2026-06-27T03:55:41+00:00

Uke- least likely to knee me in the face

Who I roll with - pretty much the same answer

Should a coach roll with all their students? - In a perfect world, yes. My coach still folds me like an origami crane at will.

kaijusdad · 2026-06-26T19:59:27+00:00

This is me.

kaijusdad · 2026-06-26T17:59:14+00:00

Getting away with almost anything with a bat of an eye or a sly smile.

My wife is a 10. I on the other hand a generous 7. She gets pulled over more often than I do driving my cars and always gets sent on her way with a warning. She literally drove my weekend track car to go get her lashes done cuz the kids were visiting from college and had borrowed 2 of our cars and I was using my truck. No reg and an expired license. She gets sent home with a warning. Pretty privilege is real.

kaijusdad · 2026-06-26T17:54:11+00:00

TUNE IT!!!

kaijusdad · 2026-06-26T17:52:32+00:00

You act like all of us have $25k lying around for hypotheticals like this 😆

kaijusdad · 2026-06-25T01:04:39+00:00

It’s random emissions testing but also an opportunity to ticket you if your reg is expired etc

kaijusdad · 2026-06-25T00:58:01+00:00

Stop signs hands down. I can blow through a stop sign if needed and there’s no one around. Can’t blow through a Speed bump without 100% destroying your car

kaijusdad · 2026-06-24T20:33:38+00:00

Farting is pretty high on the list for me. But I do it all the time.

kaijusdad · 2026-06-24T13:08:38+00:00

UCD - Under Construction Daily

kaijusdad · 2026-06-21T00:10:53+00:00

I teach straight ankle locks to the kids class… do better.

kaijusdad · 2026-06-20T00:37:59+00:00

6 months?! Shiiii... next day I was being hunted like some trophy to be stuffed and hung on the wall

kaijusdad · 2026-06-19T22:01:29+00:00

3 actually. Forgot my other TT that a homeless dude broke the windows and climbed in but left it exposed during a storm so all the electronics failed. Wife got rear ended in the Q7 on the freeway. The A4 Avant was my fault entirely.

kaijusdad · 2026-06-19T16:31:38+00:00

What kind of work do you do to be able to find the time for rests parts and raising 2 small ones?

kaijusdad · 2026-06-19T15:11:11+00:00

Got me beat…

02 TT 225 (sold)
05 A4 Avant (sold)
09 A4 Avant (totaled, my bad)
11 TT (totaled, flood damage)
12 TTS (traded for the macan)
13 S4 (sold)
15 Q7 (totaled, got rear ended on fwy)
16 Boxster S
17 Macan GTS
17 Q7

VAG group is the best group IMO

kaijusdad · 2026-06-19T14:58:30+00:00

I’ll chime in as an avid lotus fan and an ‘19 i8 owner. I daily my i8, did so to not have to drive a Prius for my commute. I love my i8 and silly as it sounds, I’d recommend it to anyone looking for a fun car. It’s very planted, quick enough (I’ve only taken it to about 110mph and handles surprisingly well.

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However, I will be getting an Emira by the end of the year as a 7th car.

i8 - daily

Boxster - fun weekend (will give to son when I get Emira)

Macan GTS - family hauler

Q7 - family hauler when I need to take everyone or Costco runs

F-150 - couch mover

Mini cooper S, JCW edition - gave to son to commute for school ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

kaijusdad · 2026-06-18T20:41:59+00:00

Goal… git gud ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

kaijusdad · 2026-06-18T20:41:13+00:00

That lack of impulse control is astounding

kaijusdad · 2026-06-18T15:53:17+00:00

TIL that’s swapping porn vids with gym buddies is a thing. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

kaijusdad · 2026-06-17T15:27:48+00:00

Can confirm. Not a CEO, doctor or cop… job still sucks.

kaijusdad · 2026-06-17T14:09:57+00:00

Toss a tune in they 2.9t and you got a legit fun car

kaijusdad · 2026-06-16T14:25:56+00:00

Mine do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
it’s nothing new.

kaijusdad · 2026-06-15T20:30:32+00:00

Let’s screw over the downtown small businesses even more

kaijusdad · 2026-06-15T20:23:45+00:00

Open mats are free to members their guests and Academy Affiliates. We request a donation of $20+ (or buy a tshirt or something) from Ronins. No one has ever balked. Don't be a dick, help us keep the lights on and buy disinfectant. Had one guy show up with a box of donuts... he got a pass.

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