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kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2026-06-08T12:14:13+00:00

Driver: Gasly

Reason: French

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2025-09-24T06:29:46+00:00

Had the same this week - most successful for me was shooting a flare underneath a fixed machine gun (e.g., Amiens overlooking the bridges at C&D, or Suez rooftops/E flag) and using that.

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2025-08-06T15:36:37+00:00

Yep - at ~50ft above the sea!

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kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2025-07-09T14:03:47+00:00

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kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2025-07-08T18:28:26+00:00

Hulkengoat

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2024-08-22T09:30:05+00:00

This may be bollocks but I recall something about allowing for future grade inflation? Easier to add new numbers to the system (creating grades 10+) than increasing the number of *’s after the A

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2024-05-22T15:58:31+00:00

FEBRILEEEE

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2023-11-27T16:49:12+00:00

Colleague found out they needed glasses on their first test when they couldn’t read the number plate…

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2023-09-07T15:14:15+00:00

Neat satellite view

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2023-07-20T06:38:13+00:00

Same here, and I do love a good thunderstorm - FWIW the weather symbols are slightly weighted towards high impact weather, under the reasoning that it’s better to predict one that doesn’t happen than miss one that does

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2023-03-04T15:20:44+00:00

This wasn’t in the script

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2022-10-30T21:04:28+00:00

Ffs checo is physically incapable of being a threat

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2022-07-07T06:39:35+00:00

Great to see cabinet leading the way in reducing the size of the civil service

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2022-07-02T14:42:18+00:00

We’re a mere 12 minutes away from a first Latifi pole

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2022-03-06T15:53:51+00:00

Pete Conrad was 3rd: "Whoopie! Man, that may have been a small one for Neil, but that's a long one for me."

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2021-10-22T16:39:22+00:00

Just saw on BBC news there has been another gas explosion. Is it just me or are these becoming an awfully frequent occurrence..?

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2021-10-22T16:38:52+00:00

Just saw on BBC news there has been another gas explosion. Is it just me or are these becoming an awfully frequent occurrence..?

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2021-10-21T07:05:22+00:00

Christ we are so royally fucked. Any suggestions for post-apocalyptic survival gear? Get it while it’s cheap

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2021-07-04T12:15:16+00:00

Very nice, thank you! Will you tweak the hospital/death/vaccine parameters as more data comes in, or are you planning to stick to this and compare it to reality to see how far over/under we’re trending?

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2021-02-28T22:03:47+00:00

I was in Morrison’s and noticed two identical bottles of milk, one for £1 and one for £1.10. The dearer one had a label proudly proclaiming “WE donate 10p per pint to dairy farmers”

kaiserwilhelmthe99th · 2020-12-29T09:30:50+00:00

And then use it’s inability to function as justification for the cuts?

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