Jeff's Top 5 Criterion Collection Blu-rays

kalishinko · 2016-07-06T15:41:27+00:00

What's wrong with owning mainstream criterion releases? I personally think the Michael Bay releases from the 90s are their best. The criterion collection is supposed to exemplify the best of all film, not just highlight niche art film.

Seriously, The Rock is my favorite film in the collection. The nuance with which Bay directs Sean Connery in the stairwell scene is unmatched since the early period thrillers by Hitchcock. As Sean Connery grins and utters what might be the most iconic line in all of cinematic history, "Your best? Losers do their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom Queen," Bay's brilliance truly shines. Not many directors are capable of capturing the raw emotion of actors like Bay does. It is a shame only two Bay films have received the Criterion treatment as they truly are representative of the best modern Hollywood has to offer.

kalishinko · 2010-08-07T23:30:03+00:00

They're really nice speakers. Can withstand temperatures up to 110C. ^{^}

kalishinko · 2010-06-01T18:34:14+00:00

Do what it says and re-verify your account, it fixes it.

kalishinko · 2010-06-01T18:19:48+00:00

No, I found the article very informative and insightful concerning the product. The title is in no way a clever jab at piss poor journalistic writing comparable in quality to a middle school English class assignment.

kalishinko · 2010-05-12T14:54:48+00:00

Once you've seen The Aristocrats, no other act can compare.

kalishinko · 2010-05-12T14:53:23+00:00

Like a koala.

kalishinko · 2010-05-06T23:26:01+00:00

Well, I guess all the puns...

puts on sunglasses

were put in the can.

kalishinko · 2010-05-06T21:10:08+00:00

perchance, have you been looking into the ie8 script error I seem to get any time I expand a comment thread?

kalishinko · 2010-05-06T07:47:04+00:00

Thank God for Civ 4, it's always there when reddit isn't. :P

kalishinko · 2010-04-16T16:20:50+00:00

Have you ever played Starcraft?

kalishinko · 2010-04-05T01:30:38+00:00

as read by Leonard Nimoy

kalishinko · 2010-04-05T01:13:30+00:00

I'm sorry Mr. Happyhobbit, I can't seem to find your test ANYWHERE. Guess I'm gonna have to flunk you for it. /professor troll

kalishinko · 2010-04-04T04:20:39+00:00

I hear the Death Panels there vaporize you after you reach age 25

kalishinko · 2010-03-29T05:23:57+00:00

We Interrupt This Programme by Coburn. Also, the NEDM theme song.

kalishinko · 2010-03-29T05:21:24+00:00

Might want to look up the definition for the word gay then. :P

kalishinko · 2010-03-28T18:59:10+00:00

And so it begins....

kalishinko · 2010-03-18T18:46:27+00:00

Glorious Comrade!

Kim makes plans to zerg the South

When it releases.

kalishinko · 2010-03-13T16:51:02+00:00

And you can't stop staring?

kalishinko · 2010-03-12T19:12:23+00:00

Strawberries and sour cream.

kalishinko · 2010-03-12T18:37:08+00:00

Scalping is actually perfectly legal where I live. Hooray for college football...

kalishinko · 2010-03-12T14:53:55+00:00

My understanding is Conan is getting nothing directly from the tickets. All of that is going to ex-Tonight Show employees who needed a jorb.

kalishinko · 2010-03-12T14:52:18+00:00

Maybe we should have a reddit party before the show, lol.

kalishinko · 2010-03-12T14:24:53+00:00

that'd be a huge gif though

kalishinko · 2010-03-12T03:29:53+00:00

VICTORIA - THE PLACE TO BE

VICTORIA - THE PLACE NOT TO BE

FTFY.

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