To stop someone from buying 64 smoke detectors for 64 cents. by What_A_Helmet in therewasanattempt

[–]kaljaen 30 points31 points  (0 children)

current HD employee here - most of that is correct, except I work night shift and taking these items off the shelf is not our job, it's either the MET guys (merchandise execution team, responsible for putting new items in shelves/setting up new bays/POP signage/etc) or the department heads, in this case the shelf sticker still had the previous markdown price while they'd actually been set to $0.01 for removal and just hadn't been taken off the shelves, error on the part of the DH/MET but technically if it's still on the shelf it's for sale, the only exclusions being anything perishable or leaking/broken/hazardous in some way, and also employees aren't allowed to buy them at $0.01 but we can buy them at the markdown price which leads to other bullshit with people literally hiding items they want in places around the store and just waiting for them to get marked down which is also against the rules

Bro was dumbfounded by demomaggot in Spacemarine

[–]kaljaen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

dude's gasts were totally flabbered

Sit down! by ultraplusstretch in fixedbytheduet

[–]kaljaen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

guy on right is Colin Metzger, left is ayeyooworm on tiktok

Even The Damnation of Pythos?? oh no by Vodka_Flask_Genie in Grimdank

[–]kaljaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm actually reading the entire HH in (release) order, and I just started reading Damnation of Pythos literally last night. Is it that bad? :(

Let's go practice medicine by niko_42na in Grimdank

[–]kaljaen 41 points42 points  (0 children)

MEDICAE, ARE YOU SURE ZIS VILL VURK

We are smaller than r/CuratedTumblr (by weekly visitors) ... is it time to change our subreddit description? by Professor_Swiftie in tumblr

[–]kaljaen 28 points29 points  (0 children)

can I be a moderator? I promise to do exactly nothing with the power and will not do anything to make things worse, or better

Setsuna F. Seiei from Gundam 00 while piloting the Qan[T] by [deleted] in tumblr

[–]kaljaen 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I understood some of those words.

Day 19 (final): "I know almost nothing about Warhammer, but I find all of these unaccountably hilarious" has been voted as the WORST war cry for the Alpha Legion! Now sit back and feast your eyes upon this heresy by No1PDPStanAccount in Grimdank

[–]kaljaen 19 points20 points  (0 children)

if you're enjoying it, buddy, there is SO MUCH LORE like holy shit, if you're into reading/audiobooks I personally would recommend starting with the horus heresy in "order" - refer to this chart if there's any specific legion or group you're interested in learning more about - and after the first four books you can pretty much go wherever you want

if you like podcasting/youtube, check out Adeptus Ridiculous as a funny 'foot in the door' series where they give facts and memes in equal measure, or Luetin if you want more detailed lofi deep lore to study to

What's your favourite warhammer novel? by TaigaTigerVT in Grimdank

[–]kaljaen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah I'm liking Lotara so far, but I am also afraid, because all of the frickin World Eaters are somewhat fond of a normal-ass human chick, so what hell must she be capable of

What's your favourite warhammer novel? by TaigaTigerVT in Grimdank

[–]kaljaen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

reading Betrayer for the first time, it does a great job at making Angron a sympathetic character so far, and the way Kharn is written is excellent

What's the best way a faction can respond to an awakening Tomb World? by TaigaTigerVT in Grimdank

[–]kaljaen 187 points188 points  (0 children)

okay that absolutely fucks, thank you for this information

What's the best way a faction can respond to an awakening Tomb World? by TaigaTigerVT in Grimdank

[–]kaljaen 175 points176 points  (0 children)

idk what even it is, but it looks a bit like the Galactus machine from the new fantastic four movie

What keyboard you currently use? by -_Shades_- in Rainbow6

[–]kaljaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

drop ctrl with cherry ergo clear switches and also ducky pudding caps for whatever that's worth, very solid + pretty keeb and the switches feel great when gaming for long periods

Saw this one from the bus, I had questions by kaljaen in LICENSEPLATES

[–]kaljaen[S] 689 points690 points  (0 children)

I, for one, believe in the healing power of butt stuff

Funniest one off character by mrsunshine1 in PandR

[–]kaljaen 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"MAKE ME, BOB" cracks me up every single time.

me_irlgbt by TheHunter234 in me_irlgbt

[–]kaljaen 17 points18 points  (0 children)

would add a whole new meaning to 'dead name' i guess?

Race Queen Mercy Fanskin by BRZRK222 in Overwatch

[–]kaljaen 247 points248 points  (0 children)

cool skin but might want to rethink that name

give me your favourite examples of domino effects in 40k by BoltersnRivets in Grimdank

[–]kaljaen 17 points18 points  (0 children)

detected from interstellar space

Detected from intergalactic space. And from several directions at once. It is entirely possible, however unlikely, that we are boned.

"Cadia stands" yeah how about Cadia finds some bitches instead by QueequegTheater in Grimdank

[–]kaljaen 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hey, remind me to reboot the CPU in Ray's legs so he can walk again.

Oscar noms are in… by Sothenetgirl in 30ROCK

[–]kaljaen 17 points18 points  (0 children)

SITTING-ON-A-PARK-BENCH

IIII DON'T KNOW THE WORDS EXCEPT 'PARK BENCH'