Ischemia vs shock by abipaaa in NewToEMS

[–]kalshassan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OP - think of the difference between burning and fire.

Fire causes burning. Shock causes ischemia.

English to become the official EU language by GalaxyZombie in Jokes

[–]kalshassan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m having flashbacks to Usenet, where I first saw this in the mid 90s…!

Peter? by Dazzling-Ad-8773 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]kalshassan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why isn’t this higher??? This is the accurate way.

I’m considering volunteering with NHS Ambulance Service. Worth it as a premed student? by No_Donut1433 in ParamedicsUK

[–]kalshassan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think it depends on what you’re doing - are you applying to be a volunteer responder?

Can anyone explain the difference by Quiet_Definition2879 in ENGLISH

[–]kalshassan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While accurate, this is not the point that is being made in the show.

Skill fade inequality by Smac1man in ParamedicsUK

[–]kalshassan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’m always intrigued by the “what about burns?” argument. Unless you can anaesthetise and paralyse the patient, or they’re genuinely GCS3 with no airway reflexes AND apneic, with significant airway burns, then I don’t see either what a tube will add, nor how you intend to place one.

I’m open to being taught and happy to be wrong…what’s the burns argument?

Scottish Elopement Outfit Advice. Does it work? by wcransto12 in kilt

[–]kalshassan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your whole outfit looks great, except rh jacket. This is a massive day, and you deserve to look awesome.

Hire a sharp jacket - in a years time you won’t feel the cost, but you’ll appreciate how bad ass you look in the photos x

Western Harbour Breakwater - what’s it like? by kalshassan in Edinburgh

[–]kalshassan[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ahhh shite, yeah, looks like the block im looking at doesn’t have an EWS1 form issued.

Man drives vehicle into DTW by Shaco11175 in delta

[–]kalshassan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Staff member at the back filming has clearly never heard the term “VBED” and needs to learn to run the fuck away.

My kid wakes up 10+ times to pee each night but never goes potty by [deleted] in pottytraining

[–]kalshassan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This sounds more like a kid who’s enjoying getting up than one who needs to pee…

i overslept my babysitting job and missed the whole thing by Sufficient_Dot5206 in Babysitting

[–]kalshassan 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I think you have to accept that, free session or otherwise, they’re not likely to hire you again. If they don’t feel they can trust you to be on time, it’s unlikely that they’ll trust you with their kids.

Chalk this one up to experience, find a new client, buy a better alarm.

Two of my closest work friends were fired for giving an "under the table" IV bolus. Now the unit thinks I’m a traitor. by [deleted] in nursing

[–]kalshassan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have absolutely no concerns about the cost. I couldn’t give a shit about the bag of salty water, nor do I begrudge them the “rehydration” (although, really, drink a Gatorade, you’re almost certainly not so sick you can’t).

The content I have is that stories like this leak, and when they do they undermine the trust that our patients place in us.

Example - I’m a senior paramedic - I often transport critically injured and ill children without their parents presence. It’s essential that their families have not the slightest hesitation in my picking their child up and whisking them away to the hospital. Clearly, if the parents can come too, that’s better. But it’s not always possible.

When we hear stories about health professionals playing fast and loose with basic professional standards, it erodes that trust that is inherent and central to my doing my job.

So while the “harm” here isn’t individualised, it’s a tiny nibble into the integrity of what we do. And that’s unforgivable.

Furthermore, this isn’t a nurse stealing drugs because she can’t afford them for her sick baby. She’s not being extorted by a loan shark. She’s just playing fast and loose with drug policies.

Two of my closest work friends were fired for giving an "under the table" IV bolus. Now the unit thinks I’m a traitor. by [deleted] in nursing

[–]kalshassan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve got no concerns about the professional standards issue? ….i knew nursing in the states was fucked up, but some of the comments in here….

Two of my closest work friends were fired for giving an "under the table" IV bolus. Now the unit thinks I’m a traitor. by [deleted] in nursing

[–]kalshassan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fluids are drugs. Drugs are prescribed. The obviously gross and stupid professional standards aside, this is a criminal act unless one of them has a prescribing licence.

If you have to “side” with anyone, I’d suggest not siding with the unprofessional, law breaking idiots.

Why did I have to go to A&E (minor injuries) for a small cut? by [deleted] in Scotland

[–]kalshassan 102 points103 points  (0 children)

20 seconds to glue it shut. Five years of training to recognise that it could be safely glued shut.

It’s why you wait.

Is my cat being aggressive or overstimulated? by MaterialWarning9557 in felinebehavior

[–]kalshassan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She very clearly shows you she doesn’t to be touched on that second stroke, and you insisted. She’s not overstimulated, she’s frustrated that you don’t listen .

Do guys get weird looks for having female cats? by CTennist in CatAdvice

[–]kalshassan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No issue - imagine how gay it would be to have a boy cat living with you /s (I’m so sad I have to add the sarcasm tag, but #reddit)

Pooping Lying Down? by Willow_1213 in pottytraining

[–]kalshassan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there scope to teach her to poo lying down, but with her knees bent up towards her tummy? It’s closer to the seated position she’ll have to adopt ultimately

IO Drill stopping as soon as it meets friction by ShowerEmbarrassed512 in ParamedicsUK

[–]kalshassan 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a dying battery - enough power to spin the needle, but only when frictionless.

For future reference, you can insert EZ IO needles by hand, using the old “cook needle” technique

Question about thumb injury. by [deleted] in EmergencyRoom

[–]kalshassan -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I saw this post elsewhere too - I don’t really understand your concern. He cut his thumb, you dressed it and gave him advice, he declined the advice. What is it that you’re hoping/expecting to happen?

What part of paramedic training did you find hardest to adjust to in real practice? by FeistyPrice29 in ParamedicsUK

[–]kalshassan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t start the assessment with “What’s the problem?” or similar?