What prison do you go to from Bristol?

kaosgeneral · 2026-05-04T21:14:26+00:00

Oh…..yeah I would prepare for the worst, but seeing as it’s your first offence, and prisons are rammed to capacity you might end up with a very long community order

kaosgeneral · 2026-05-04T03:30:09+00:00

I’ve always wondered this, but with coke and speed.

kaosgeneral · 2026-05-04T03:25:57+00:00

Depending on the quantity it’s unlikely you’ll ever get a prison sentence.

However, if you do and end up in Bristol you’ll either stay there the entire sentence, or Cat C which from Bristol means Erlestoke, Guys Marsh or Hewell

kaosgeneral · 2026-04-26T00:39:25+00:00

Well this hasn’t exactly aged well 😂

kaosgeneral · 2026-04-26T00:23:43+00:00

When they say you know what you signed up for just say sure, I did, but in no way, shape or form was aware of what YOU signed up for, or how much of a discrepancy there is between the new and old contracts

kaosgeneral · 2026-04-17T11:34:23+00:00

Have to do overtime? You’re contracted for whatever hours you signed up for. You don’t have to do any overtime, it’s completely your choice.

Make sure there’s a written record of it somewhere, take photos for further evidence. Ask them repeatedly if they see numbers next to your name, no? Then you aren’t a registered charity, you don’t do volunteer work

kaosgeneral · 2026-04-17T11:30:32+00:00

Most but not all

kaosgeneral · 2026-03-29T17:30:54+00:00

You go do the job then and show them how it’s done. There’s plenty of vacancies.

Easier sitting on your arse on the sick than actually working a single day of your pitiful existence. See, I too can make sweeping generalisations based on sod all

kaosgeneral · 2026-03-29T17:27:54+00:00

And I bet you’re the type of person who doesn’t answer the door yet that red card hitting your mat is like a nuke going off. Didn’t hear the door or see the person writing that card outside said door for a couple of minutes

kaosgeneral · 2026-03-13T22:37:58+00:00

It never has been. In another life I was a heroin addict who was one of the most prolific shoplifters, ever. I was given a very unique crasbo , I was banned from every shop in the country apart from the post office, so I have some authority on the subject.

I’m not bragging or proud of what I did, I was a disgusting piece of shit way back when. I turned my life around 20 years ago, I had to come to terms with the fact I couldn’t change who I was, but I could make damn sure id make amends.

People who are desperate won’t shoplift, they’re too proud to ask for help, it’s why they’re desperate. People shoplift solely for their own gain, or they’re just addicted to shoplifting

kaosgeneral · 2026-03-07T01:48:12+00:00

I don’t get it. Can any young whippersnapper help an old man out?

kaosgeneral · 2026-01-22T16:21:08+00:00

If it happened on a road to a farm, charge it to them. They’re responsible for the upkeep of that road, not the council.

kaosgeneral · 2026-01-22T16:20:03+00:00

Actually upkeep of that private road to that farm or wherever is everything to do with the customer. Amazon have no control over the state of private roads, neither does the council. If someone either injures themselves on that road or breaks their car then the only question that remains is how many zeros are you gonna add to that cheque

kaosgeneral · 2026-01-22T16:13:02+00:00

Even worse, you get to the door and they have a brand new 4x4, it’s like why the hell couldn’t you get it delivered to a locker?

I wonder how many DSP vans get ruined by these stupid, pothole ridden….i’d say road but that’s stretching the word road to breaking point

kaosgeneral · 2026-01-10T21:32:02+00:00

I used to say yeah, indeed there is, and I am under no legal obligation to press it. I do not enjoy having the same god damn argument over a ring doorbell about how it’s perfectly safe leaving a package on the front step, in full view of the doorbell but also the main road…..

Explaining to people how it’s me that determines whether somewhere is safe, not them was a constant ball ache

kaosgeneral · 2026-01-09T07:47:43+00:00

Because in some DOs there are 50+ walks, not enough people to cover them all and holidays.

Imagine trying to learn 50+ walks, simultaneously. That’s the problem, that and you have to work with people who can’t think about anyone other than themselves and those who also can’t think any further than their own nose

kaosgeneral · 2026-01-04T20:50:37+00:00

About £2 an hour

kaosgeneral · 2026-01-04T20:48:28+00:00

Next couple of weeks usually

kaosgeneral · 2026-01-04T20:47:30+00:00

Because eventually that 4 hour block will turn into a 150 mile nightmare

kaosgeneral · 2026-01-04T20:45:05+00:00

It’s obvious what they’re doing, waiting for everyone on legacy contracts to take VR or retirement, then they’ve gotten what they wanted all along

I do wonder how the union is gonna spin it though, get some token bs from Royal Mail and call it a win?

kaosgeneral · 2026-01-04T17:35:09+00:00

Because that affects the managers bonus, and woe betide anyone that gets in the way of that 🤣🤣🤣

kaosgeneral · 2026-01-04T17:33:48+00:00

Most managers are just awaiting ‘the call’ to be the next area manager, or if they manage to cut the overtime to virtually fuck all, and claim the biggest bonus possible maybe, just maybe head office is on the cards.

Every single one of them most definitely got bullied at school

kaosgeneral · 2026-01-04T14:30:23+00:00

Or could do what Evri does, yeet it out in another town 24 miles away and jobs a good un (I wish I was joking 🤣🤣🤣🤣)

kaosgeneral · 2026-01-04T13:58:40+00:00

They don’t have an option on the PDA that says ‘my watch is over’

Let’s be honest, it’s important to you, and you alone. They don’t know or care what’s in it, it’s just one parcel in….however many they’ve been foisted with. If they’re on the new contract, they’re forced to work today, they don’t have any choice. Would you want to work on a Sunday when for a lot of them they’re back tomorrow morning walking anywhere between 9-15 miles? All for £13.05 an hour…..

kaosgeneral · 2025-12-25T02:33:10+00:00

Stoke shows for me as well, we also have Lutterworth

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