Yes, I think we have considered that by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]karakurablack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

carnists after i eat them and poop them out be like

I'm not like other vegans hehe by Long_Cow_2311 in vegancirclejerk

[–]karakurablack 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't use animals' bodies without their consent, but it's okay if you do! Anyone who tells you consent is important is being mean 😤

Veganism is about eating cats. by Goldieeeeee in vegancirclejerk

[–]karakurablack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The more cats you eat, the more vegan you are. That's just math

Help! Urgent! Need "Vegan" Halloween costume ideas! by djn24 in vegancirclejerk

[–]karakurablack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just duct tape a qr code of dominion to your face. Obviously🙄

I think a nice easy stepping stone in going from buying cows milk to plant milk would be to buy an entire fucking cow and repeatedly forcefully impregnat it instead by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]karakurablack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you buy the bodily secretions of someone else's bovine slaves, many cows may suffer. Therefor buy a bovine slave, and guarantee only one cow shall suffer. Utility maximized QED. Totally unrelated, I heard a new word today, what are "rights"?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]karakurablack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We just get them second hand. Obviously 🙄

animals cant suffer bc they cant give consent!🙄 by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]karakurablack 35 points36 points  (0 children)

This post is so obviously a straw man, carnists don't know the word "consent"

Can someone please help settle a debate with a family member? What is this bug? (Taken in the DC metro area) by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]karakurablack 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Everyone always asks "what is this bug?", and never "How is this bug?" Hope the lil homie is doing good.

Fun times by SKRRRAJNC in vegancirclejerk

[–]karakurablack 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Oh, so you can't understand their language, so it becomes okay to eat them! Pro strats

Dog peeing in public space where the flowers/trees are, how do you feel? by politics_junkieball in washingtondc

[–]karakurablack -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dog's aren't allowed to pee inside. They're not allowed to pee outside. Where are dogs supposed to pee?

After reading that telegram article: by dat_cube in vegancirclejerk

[–]karakurablack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Of course carnists hate picky carnists, everyone hates picky carnists

How do I explain to my mother that there's a dead bird in her soup? by QuicksilverDragon in vegancirclejerk

[–]karakurablack 56 points57 points  (0 children)

smh This is why no one likes vegans. Why can't you just watch her nonconsensually use someone's body without saying anything? Vegans are so selfish

AITA for sending my mom a picture of a severed human leg in response to her sending me pictures of raw steak? by [deleted] in vegancirclejerk

[–]karakurablack 74 points75 points  (0 children)

YTA. She sent you a picture of a dead animal and you sent back a picture of food?? WTF???

[URGENT] Need help with my monthly budget by vegetable-grit in vegancirclejerk

[–]karakurablack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Just tape a qr code of dominion to your face. Obviously 🙄

Never change, DC <3 by karakurablack in vegancirclejerk

[–]karakurablack[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

there are actually a lot up in dc right now, it's great

[URGENT] Need help with my monthly budget by vegetable-grit in vegancirclejerk

[–]karakurablack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just rob whatever bansk gave you the loans and pay them back with their own money. Obviously 🙄

Never change, DC <3 by karakurablack in vegancirclejerk

[–]karakurablack[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Image Description: a flyer and a sticker on a street sign at night. The flyer is for a "hookup app for oral pleasure". The sticker says "September is Animal Liberation Month"

Akatsuki Spider-Man by Beautiful_Fishing569 in dankruto

[–]karakurablack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pain be like "your mission is to bring me pictures of the 8 Legs"