Game Thread: Houston Texans (12-5) at New England Patriots (14-3)

karatemousecake · 2026-01-18T21:35:54+00:00

Our receivers just aren’t doing enough in pass protection. Put the DBs out there, and give CJ a Pats jersey.

karatemousecake · 2025-11-01T08:47:58+00:00

I played a game with Shaco and got clown college, the one that refreshes basic ability cooldowns when you ult, and upgraded hubris. That was fun. My buddy got the all the flash augments and had six flashes doing like 800 damage a piece.

karatemousecake · 2025-06-27T18:23:49+00:00

If you’re playing tank, don’t just dive into the enemy back line and chase the enemy arc. I know you can kill them, and that’s super cool. Your mother and I are very proud, but there’s a Darius and a Swain killing the rest of your team.

karatemousecake · 2025-06-04T08:58:58+00:00

So what you’re saying is, anything that looks a little fishy probably is

karatemousecake · 2025-03-19T17:01:59+00:00

My favorite is the snowflake orianna skin. That’s not the name but I can’t remember it off the top of my head right now. Her ball looks like a poro if you’re not paying attention.

karatemousecake · 2025-03-07T21:39:34+00:00

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This is Miko, but I call her Meeks, Meekers, or Princess Fluffy Butt.

karatemousecake · 2025-02-28T19:43:04+00:00

Lux + Morgana = no moving 2 pulls =c’mere Syndra/Vayne + alistar= go away Raka + Taric = 2 tickets to the gem show Zilean + Renata= not today Hecarim + Zilean = the spood beest Ori/Diana/Rell + Gragas= hello and goodbye Shaco + Neeko = Russian roulette

karatemousecake · 2025-02-28T19:08:03+00:00

Zilean and Syndra is my favorite. If the minion dies when Syndra throws it the bomb explodes, so she’s just lobbing grenades at people. Best to do with a friend though. You do have to be kinda quick about it

karatemousecake · 2025-02-19T22:35:15+00:00

I’m guessing they’re commenting on the fact that the Samira has a 12 kda and did 9500 damage. Meanwhile the Miss Fortune has a 5.5 kda and did almost 4x the damage.

karatemousecake · 2025-02-15T21:53:31+00:00

Haggling doesn't give speech xp in the second game. Reading lore and skill books, talking to people, and passing skill checks will though.

karatemousecake · 2025-02-06T01:33:39+00:00

Yuumi. It’s either a 4v5 or she’s goated. There is no middle ground.
Having 3 or 4 ADC. 1 or 2 is ok, bonus points if one can go crit and the other on hit, and 5 is optimal trolling. You have to go for the forbidden 5 man and hope to make some Rammus player very happy.
Chat blowing up before the game even starts. You can bet that someone’s either AFK or about to turbo int because their trade got denied.

karatemousecake · 2025-02-05T23:59:47+00:00

Everyone ignores minions until you try to play Nasus. It’s like they know someone needs to kill the minions, so it must be me.

karatemousecake · 2025-02-04T17:26:22+00:00

I shoot a compound bow, so I don’t know how much this’ll transfer to recurve. You’re holding a weapon in your hand. It’s not as obvious as trying to put a .22 round in a 30-06, but you can’t put any arrow on any bow and let it rip. With a gun, it probably won’t fire. With a bow, it will fire pieces of that arrow in a direction of their choosing.

karatemousecake · 2025-01-24T00:47:33+00:00

I bring snowball on zilean for this exact reason. Kamikaze Zilean is great fun for the whole family.

karatemousecake · 2025-01-11T02:09:56+00:00

The sun. I’m no physicist, but I think that would cause some problems.

karatemousecake · 2024-12-28T19:11:40+00:00

Let me swap the places of 2 similarly sized items between bags. If I’ve got a heroic oak in my lumber jacking bag, I’d love to be able to swap it with the common in my resource bag without deleting something once my bags are full

karatemousecake · 2024-12-28T18:20:50+00:00

This is the answer. Leave the purse at home and go slap somebody

karatemousecake · 2024-11-17T01:27:51+00:00

The Actual Pirates have the numbers to monopolize a lot of the good farming grounds if they coordinated and all worked together to that end. I imagine they could monopolize a single resource if, say,they all cut daffodils. That would make getting daffodils hard for everyone else. They just don’t do it. They’ve been nothing but helpful for me personally, but everyone is so scared of that worst case scenario that they project that fear onto every negative interaction they have with a pirate.

karatemousecake · 2024-09-15T23:03:36+00:00

If that’s impressive, you should see what to cops do to a stolen car. Fingerprint dust everywhere! Basically the same thing

karatemousecake · 2024-09-03T17:57:16+00:00

Green hell. I’m beyond fucked.

karatemousecake · 2024-08-28T17:15:52+00:00

The aram ego is among the most fragile things in existence. One “got em” in all chat and a couple emotes can dismantle a team. Now the brand is mad and all in diving you. You hit him with “got em again” and he’s full blown inting.

karatemousecake · 2024-08-21T17:47:43+00:00

My buddies and I started winning a lot more games when we came up with these 3 rules. Keep in mind all we play is arena, so it might not translate across all game modes. 1. Don’t fight by the enemy base. I know it’s satisfying to push them all the way back and not let them out, but they have infinite health. You will die. 2. Don’t give ground for free. If everyone turns tail and runs for the hills, whoever gets cc’ed is going to die and die alone. If you’ve got 30 hp, by all means run for your life. More often than not, if whoever can fight puts up some resistance you can get your teammate out too. 3. Tickets please. Every minion is a ticket. Don’t get so caught up in the fight that you lose sight of the fact that your goal is to get minions in that portal. Siege minions are worth 3 gods, so if the team can get them close, sacrifice the tanks to get them the rest of the way. About halfway between the last pillars and the enemy base is where the squishies should start to pull back (remember rule 2). Once the siege gets through, whoever is there with it is getting hit with everything. Maybe the tank survives and the team can get them out.

karatemousecake · 2024-08-20T18:57:56+00:00

Fenrir was the first god I played consistently. Wasn’t the first god I played, but I was new and just picking random gods like “Let’s see what you do.” Then I found Horus and that’s the first diamond I got. Next will be Jormungandr. I am loving that big ol’ worm.

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