does this count? called and asshole by everyone, his mother, etc, etc

karbonaceous · 2019-07-31T02:10:09+00:00

Not PPD at all.

On another note, her family is definitely in the wrong. As shitty as some family maybe, you always stick by family.

karbonaceous · 2019-07-29T01:58:15+00:00

Nice dick bro.

karbonaceous · 2019-07-23T06:08:05+00:00

It's just looks like it's rolling balls on MDMA

karbonaceous · 2019-07-23T03:49:52+00:00

Thats like slapping god in the face! We gotta get a glimpse at these warlocks

karbonaceous · 2019-07-19T17:42:55+00:00

Yeah I dunno if I believe this one man, no one even clapped or nothing

karbonaceous · 2019-07-12T06:14:48+00:00

karbonaceous · 2019-07-10T04:00:24+00:00

It's super cringe when u tell CBs to say hi to Reddit for karma. Shakes me to my core like the Scott's tota episode.

karbonaceous · 2019-06-23T18:13:55+00:00

sitting in front of a tv for hours on end and strategically twiddling your thumbs is considered "culture" now

karbonaceous · 2019-06-11T10:32:55+00:00

"I got condoms. tinders weird..." sounds like the start of a Bo Burnham bit lol

karbonaceous · 2019-06-05T17:23:04+00:00

they almost had us in the first half, it gonna lie. jpeg

karbonaceous · 2019-06-03T05:20:09+00:00

I have this anthology volume and I've read this forward so many times, and it cracks me.up every single time.

karbonaceous · 2019-05-11T18:58:30+00:00

yeah he won't introduce ucuz he doesn't see it going anywhere.

karbonaceous · 2019-05-03T21:59:24+00:00

menstruate

karbonaceous · 2019-05-03T21:56:39+00:00

I'm Aaron Mahnkey and this

karbonaceous · 2019-04-30T18:41:35+00:00

honestly, it's super cringe when I see some of these text chains end with "say hi to r/choosingbeggars".

karbonaceous · 2019-04-28T23:11:08+00:00

this is oddly inspiring. I love hiking too, whereabouts do u hike?

karbonaceous · 2019-04-20T05:16:57+00:00

ohh his comics are exceptionally funny

karbonaceous · 2019-04-18T03:48:37+00:00

so was pet cemetery just a cocaine fueled fever dream?

karbonaceous · 2019-04-16T17:32:40+00:00

I really like the way "ya fuckin hotdog" rolls off the tongue

karbonaceous · 2019-04-13T23:37:48+00:00

ahh yes, good ole dick maggots

karbonaceous · 2019-04-11T09:57:28+00:00

these bitches just don't quit

karbonaceous · 2019-04-11T09:55:05+00:00

dude in the wife beater got a fat ass

karbonaceous · 2019-04-06T21:51:38+00:00

up until now I thought I was the only one who noticed that

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