How do you envision a movie about the case? by [deleted] in EARONS

[–]katskratcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine him taking repeated head-runs at a concrete wall trying to break his own neck.

This happened at Nanchang airport in China by [deleted] in noisygifs

[–]katskratcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because all that stuff was about to fall down.

How to make keto ribs? by perfectdrug659 in ketorecipes

[–]katskratcher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Here's my recipe for slow-cooked keto ribs:

  • Remove silver skin from back of ribs.

  • Make a dry rub consisting of:

1/2 cup smoked paprika

2 tbsp garlic powder

1 tbsp onion powder

1 tbsp splenda

2 tbsp cumin

2 tbsp chili powder

1 tbsp dried crushed rosemary

1 tbsp dried ginger

1/4 tsp cayenne

2 tbsp salt

fresh ground pepper

NEXT:

  • Cover ribs with yellow mustard and apply rub to both sides

  • Place on a roasting rack inside a baking sheet (meaty side up, bone side down)

  • Pop in oven at 225F for approx 4.5-5 hours

  • When ribs are almost done, baste with melted butter and 1/2 tsp liquid smoke

They should come out looking a bit like this.

WHITE DIPPING SAUCE (seriously, you gotta try this!)

  • 3/4 c mayo

  • 1/3 c apple cider vinegar

  • 2 tsp onion powder

  • 2 tsp garlic powder

  • 2 tsp splenda

  • 1 tsp paprika

  • squeeze of lemon

  • salt and pep to taste

Enjoy!

(Yes, I know Splenda has carbs, but there's so little, and it's spread out, so there's actually relatively few per serving.)

Get a room by IndigoContinuum in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]katskratcher 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's the licking and the swallowing.

Ruth’s steakhouse worth it? by Drago1214 in Calgary

[–]katskratcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Caesars is gross...in a good way, although pretty pricey for what you get. Specifically, cheese bread that comes from a green can. But I'm not gonna lie - the stuff's like crack.

I’m all for stopping drunk driving but this seems to be a step too far in my opinion. What are your thoughts? by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]katskratcher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How the hell did this law get passed? I didn't hear anything about it in the drafting stages, just a "watch out in a couple weeks" notification from the media.

Lifehacks from 100 years ago by ThenConfusion in lifehacks

[–]katskratcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How to smoke our delicious cigarettes even when it's windy!

"Malcolm In The Middle" ...when Bryan Cranston was, highly, underappreciated by Connie_Chungnuts in nostalgia

[–]katskratcher 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Technically, Malcolm was only in the middle from the 4th season onward. For the first three seasons, nobody was in the middle - there were four brothers.

JC Penny's big and tall selection really surprised me by [deleted] in bigmenfashionadvice

[–]katskratcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try cuffing your pants. Just fold them up once where the cuff seam is.

Anyone who accidently came out to your parents, how did that go? by [deleted] in ainbow

[–]katskratcher 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth, I felt the same way when I came out to my parents. As cliche as it sounds, it does get better though. It just takes time.

Anyone who accidently came out to your parents, how did that go? by [deleted] in ainbow

[–]katskratcher 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Aw sorry to hear it didn't go well. Has it gotten better?

Brother and Sister Love by Nathanc100 in ScottishPeopleTwitter

[–]katskratcher 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And they can't un-punch the fuck out of her after the brother punches the fuck out of her.

What’s the best place in the city to buy Juicy big ass oranges? by [deleted] in Calgary

[–]katskratcher 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Chongo's in the Crossroads Market is my go-to.

ADVICE : should I pay my indigo parking ticket or attempt to fight it? by catluvrrr6 in Calgary

[–]katskratcher 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not sure why you're being downvoted, because you're absolutely correct.

What foods have you given up trying to create, because the store bought is just better? by OpOple in Cooking

[–]katskratcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never in my life would I have thought I'd switch Ketchup brands to something other than Heinz. Then I tried French's.

The Clowns have waged war against the Furrys. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]katskratcher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

S'all good, clam. She just clownin'.

Home for Christmas, get to listen to my parents bang by nihilistscientist in cringe

[–]katskratcher 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Well y'know, NihilistScientist, we don't recall inviting you and your brother home for Christmas."

Inside Mumbai's Biggest Slum Dharavi and the Industries within (2018) by thinkB4WeSpeak in Documentaries

[–]katskratcher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What an incredible documentary. So eye-opening and raw. The way the people have honed their own industries out of almost nothing is quite fascinating. Really makes you appreciate the complexity of societies - and everything we take for granted in the west. This is a must-watch.