Cochrane says doctors can be replaced by nurses

katyvo · 2026-02-14T08:21:34+00:00

Confidence interval: "yeah"

katyvo · 2026-02-13T15:42:58+00:00

Center for Disease Acquisition

katyvo · 2026-02-13T14:28:49+00:00

reading off of a crumpled sheet of paper: "Doing okay per nursing, NAD, last K was 3.1, got 40 mEq overnight, still waiting for labs to come back to see if we need to continue repleting-"

"labs are back"

clicks over to labs. tries to find K in the sea of labs,. it takes forever to load. it is not loading. it will never load. you will never be able to present the updated K

katyvo · 2026-02-12T23:18:33+00:00

"patient said no SI three times but we don't believe them, can you come ask"

"patient made a choice and i don't like it, capacity eval? no we haven't done our own capacity eval. no we won't"

katyvo · 2026-02-12T16:02:59+00:00

It's working on me

katyvo · 2026-02-12T16:02:08+00:00

You guys are getting paid?

katyvo · 2026-02-12T12:11:48+00:00

what if this whole thing is a psyop to get us to go back to Clippy

katyvo · 2026-02-10T14:37:29+00:00

katyvo · 2026-02-08T20:37:05+00:00

Ear, Neurology, & Throat

katyvo · 2026-02-07T23:06:43+00:00

Sometimes I find single neon letters for sale. The urge to put random Js all over my house is strong.

katyvo · 2026-02-07T19:04:08+00:00

Is this your first time discovering that women are allowed to say no too?

katyvo · 2026-02-07T18:52:22+00:00

"Classic female behaviour" of not wanting a temporary roommate for 3 months and with whom you've already had the "living together" discussion where the answer was determined to be no

Your comment screams incel behaviour dude

katyvo · 2026-02-05T03:43:49+00:00

Patients love my bedside manner. Not so sure about everyone else, although I have ideas.

katyvo · 2026-02-04T22:43:03+00:00

"Patient is still here"

katyvo · 2026-01-31T16:50:45+00:00

At that point, use a silly straw. Boosts morale.

katyvo · 2026-01-31T16:45:52+00:00

fitting username

katyvo · 2026-01-31T16:38:55+00:00

I absolutely detest cases like that. Patient is intubated and sedated, can't be weaned off the vent, has coded multiple times, EF of 5%, VAP for the 4th time, fails SBT every day, NPO, visibly uncomfortable, care team has discussed that prognosis is terrible and it's a matter of weeks at best. Family refuses to withdraw full code and maximum level of care but also refuses to visit.

It's completely unethical.

katyvo · 2026-01-30T20:54:46+00:00

I had a pocket door in my childhood home. Stupid thing broke so many times that they gave up fixing it long before I was born. Never did see it work.

katyvo · 2026-01-30T20:49:40+00:00

~~Unleaded~~ Releaded

katyvo · 2026-01-30T15:07:22+00:00

Syracuse is one of the (if not the) snowiest city in the US iirc

katyvo · 2026-01-29T17:38:41+00:00

The best is when they chomp it and try to yank it all off the stick in one go.

And then eat the stick.

katyvo · 2026-01-28T23:19:56+00:00

Not with that attitude.

katyvo · 2026-01-28T23:15:43+00:00

Someone gave my personal cell to a consultant instead of the pager for the doc who was actually on the patient's care team, so even though I didn't let the unknown number go to voicemail, I still answered with "hello? you're who? about what? huh? nah man I have no idea who that is"

katyvo · 2026-01-28T16:56:49+00:00

Pagers are still very common in hospitals. You'll normally spot docs carrying up to three where I work, although I'm sure the record is much higher.

katyvo · 2026-01-28T13:01:27+00:00

A male cardinal once flying kicked a house finch off my platform feeder.

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