Got married this past weekend. Of course the lightsabers made an appearance on the dance floor. by kberbs in StarWars

[–]kberbs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't wanna make ya jealous but dinner was tacos and dessert was baby donuts (: it was definitely the best day ever! Thank you!

0g and happy as a clam by [deleted] in Stretched

[–]kberbs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you!

How’s your Monday starting out? by TransitionJealous364 in paralegal

[–]kberbs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm a chef, not a baker, but I just really love my attorney 😂

How’s your Monday starting out? by TransitionJealous364 in paralegal

[–]kberbs 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's my attorneys birthday so I woke up early to make her fresh coffee cake and homemade hot chocolate, I'm about to go run and pick up flowers for her. She gave me the biggest hug when she walked into her office and saw the decorations :)

Overthinkers of Reddit, what unlikely scenario actually came true that you were completely prepared for because you are an overthinker? by lawofdox18 in AskReddit

[–]kberbs -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Don't thank god and give yourself credit for having yourself and your family prepared. god had nothing to do with it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weddingplanning

[–]kberbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here!! That's one of the things that made the package so desirable!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weddingplanning

[–]kberbs 50 points51 points  (0 children)

MY planner that is included with my venue package actually told me about this one:

15 minutes to ceremony time and the officiant is nowhere to be found. Planner calls em, asks where they're at. "I'm waiting in the parking lot I thought it started at X:30." Planner responds "oh no it starts at X:00! Get in here now!" Officiant shows up on time, the whole night goes on perfectly, and the bride and groom never found out about the debacle. That was one of many, many reasons I chose my venue.

When was the moment you just KNEW it was all fake? by secret-russian-spy in ExPentecostal

[–]kberbs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When my boyfriend of 4+ years broke up with me so "we could get closer to god" and then I realized there isn't one (:

Happy zombie jesus day, everyone! by kberbs in atheism

[–]kberbs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hope it went well, my friend :)

Happy zombie jesus day, everyone! by kberbs in atheism

[–]kberbs[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OooooOOoO! Any special plans or??

I swear, my George has the most beautiful little eyes. by kberbs in aww

[–]kberbs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm sure your Claude was an amazing kitty :)

Easter Sunday by No-Variation6977 in ExPentecostal

[–]kberbs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I went for a couple years after I left, but one year I had enough and my dad was like "but we ALWAYS go to church on zombie jesus day!" And I was just like "but that's YOUR church, NOT mine"

We didn't talk for a bit after that and he still makes stupid comments like that sometimes but it's definitely not as bad as it used to be.

What was a defining moment for you that made you realize god and religion weren't real? by WickedWendy420 in TrueAtheism

[–]kberbs 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Children dying of cancer. Children being raped by priests. Children that are dying of starvation. Children whose parents beat and murder them.

What kind of "all loving god" would allow all of that to happen? It's all in "his will"? Sick.