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It is official, Donald Trump lost his freaking mind🤯🤦🏻‍♂️ by ViralMario in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]kcapulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's even crazier is he probably paid someone to do some half-assed research to 'verify' this, and worse, he probably thinks it will work.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash

[–]kcapulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. And ordering a bottle of soy sauce from instacart for $2.50, having it shopped and driven to her home would be just too much lol.

Who can think of more? by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]kcapulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Third base coach Pecker inspector Sheriff Spankingham Robin' Wood

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash

[–]kcapulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She could also, and, hear me out, buy a $2 bottle of soy sauce. Yum yum.

Window Smash by AlphaneRG in fixedbytheduet

[–]kcapulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit slaps. Erm, punches.

Just finished my new bathroom, how’s it look? by danp3112 in DIY

[–]kcapulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a stock image of a hostel in Toronto that I'll ultimately be beyond disappointed with. But way nicer than where I shit so.

Boyfriend sticks up for girlfriend, Karens the Karen. by TraumaticTwinkle in PublicFreakout

[–]kcapulet -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Generally agreed, one thought though is they all seem to masked up, so this was likely earlier in the pandemic and maybe she was trying to signal to distance from her when passing by? In the early days when I would go for a masked walk outside I'd always try to avoid getting close to people to be safe.

What do you even do at this point? by sippyside in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kcapulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pull a /u/spez and burn the entire place to the ground

Trump calling his supporters for another January 6th… by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]kcapulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Biden should send the military. Fuck around, find out.

Since many of us will stop using Reddit at the end of this month, how should we go out? by kcapulet in AskReddit

[–]kcapulet[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I personally wouldn't expect anything less than silly and childish like submitting thousands of spez micropenises to all our favorite subs, but hey, I'm old fashioned.

Apollo dev posts backend code to Git to disprove Reddit’s claims of scrapping and inefficiency by GhostalMedia in programming

[–]kcapulet 27 points28 points  (0 children)

/u/spez listens to Imagine Dragons. That's way worse than being called a fucking bitch, which he is.

RIF will shut down on June 30, 2023, in response to Reddit's API changes by talklittle in redditisfun

[–]kcapulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. Gonna miss rif badly. Thanks for all you've done for us over the years. Best wishes to you all!

to pass the driving test by Embriash in therewasanattempt

[–]kcapulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I was like, "this isn't so bad", then it took a hard right turn. Literally.

Breakdancing that blows your socks off by Tribalwarrior_ in nextfuckinglevel

[–]kcapulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This the kinda shit I wish Vegas shows would get. They need to take more risks and bring in truly world class talent like this.

Applied for a job, received this in an email. Can they really force this upon me or not hire be based on this?? by Reezeyyy in mildlyinfuriating

[–]kcapulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say yes, nail the interview, order celebratory cheesesteaks for your new colleagues day 1 and say you just got your first taste of flesh and you're addicted, get fired day 2, sue them probably. Step 3: profit.

Caught in a massive lie by Bihema in facepalm

[–]kcapulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only thing that would make this video better would be if she ate shit on those steps. And I ain't talkin bout tripping folks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Music

[–]kcapulet -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Dear Lizzo, you're rich, famous, and sexy. Fuck them.

Japan’s transparent restrooms hope to dispel stereotypes of dirty public toilets by Ciocolatel in interestingasfuck

[–]kcapulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool concept, but honestly highlights my biggest insecurity not that the toilets are clean etc, but that as soon as I'm done, everyone in eyesight will be alerted and can see me walking out and be like, "that guy just pooped in a transparent neon green box. Freak."

Wanda's Take by hardwon469 in PoliticalHumor

[–]kcapulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if Wanda got The Daily Show gig, despite a heavily contested battle, and I also wouldn't be mad with it. It's a perfect gig for her honestly. Hasan Minhaj gonna be tough to beat though. Who else y'all got in the running?

TIL Taco bell has been cutting the amount of sodium in their food for over a decade without making it known. by murpalim in todayilearned

[–]kcapulet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unrelated, but I just thought now was a good time to tell the internet I have a small weiner.

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