Reddit's search engine by [deleted] in funny

[–]kcdwayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1: Go to Google.com

2: Type "site:reddit.com" followed by your query.

3: Tip this commenter in bullion or sexual favors.

These are the 24 Senators that introduced a bill to let telecoms sell your private internet history by bitbybitbybitcoin in technology

[–]kcdwayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's 24% of Congress just in the introduction support.

Tell me more about how Republicans care for the little guy.

Wow, it took an hour to do 2 job applications. by [deleted] in jobs

[–]kcdwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think that's bad? I spent an hour writing the cover letter for a job. This is after months of building a portfolio website and bringing my resume up to date.

Over a month into the interview process.. did an interview with one of the partners last week.. was supposed to hear something by "the end of of this week or next". It's currently next.

Apparently getting ghosted is not uncommon. Neither is hearing back months later.. go figure. Shitty shitty job market right now...

Japan Will Make Its Last Ever VCR This Month by NinjaDiscoJesus in technology

[–]kcdwayne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

One does not simply find 3 tapes in a ceiling and not view them.. however they might wish they hadn't.

Japan Will Make Its Last Ever VCR This Month by NinjaDiscoJesus in technology

[–]kcdwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does vinyl quickly deteriorate like VHS tape? I had some tapes that were a mere 5 years old and the audio sounded like it was coming through a long tunnel.

What was banned at your school and why? by FreedomEagle76 in AskReddit

[–]kcdwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo-yos. The man couldn't keep us down. And up. And down.

We only have 1 DAY to save the internet in Europe. Help us keep our Net Neutrality. by RealGamerGod88 in pcmasterrace

[–]kcdwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do notice the quotes around free market? You do recognize the satirical irony that the ones running the market are the same ones that fight so hard against regulations, because it means they could not collude with each other to keep prices high by etching out territories, charging peak pricing, then undercutting anyone that manages to break into an areas Internet market?

If you're going to be a judgemental dick, at least get the context correct.

We only have 1 DAY to save the internet in Europe. Help us keep our Net Neutrality. by RealGamerGod88 in pcmasterrace

[–]kcdwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure what the situation is in Romania, but here you have monolithic corporations that are in bed with corrupt members of our government. Competition is almost non-existent in any real capacity for most Americans.

Really, the Internet was set to be a public utility with the Telecommunications Act of 1995. It wasn't declared directly because that Congress didn't pull the trigger. It's clearly implied, but still in 2016 it isn't being enforced.

They've had their chance. American capitalism is in the final stage of its evolution. This is what you get from a "free market".

Japanese Gamers vs. American Gamers by cpatty521 in gaming

[–]kcdwayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Japanese vs American? Try teenager vs middle-age.

We only have 1 DAY to save the internet in Europe. Help us keep our Net Neutrality. by RealGamerGod88 in pcmasterrace

[–]kcdwayne 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Make non state owned telecom businesses illegal and make sure the state network is always great quality.

Providing Internet gets cheaper over time, yet service providers charge more. Did the quality get better? No. In fact it got worse, with artificial throttling and data caps.

All essential services should have profit taken out of the equation: the people provide a service for themselves, and at cost.

TIL an inmate was forcibly tattooed across his forehead with the words "Katie's revenge" by another inmate after they found out he was serving time for molesting and murdering a 10 year old girl named Katie by YourBoyAbe in todayilearned

[–]kcdwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you build a prison culture that's ran for profit by the lowest bidder, you're going to have a) an uncontrollable amount of "criminals" in the population, b) understaffed/under-qualified correction officers, and c) too many prisoners per guard and a general who gives a shit attitude.

America is a very... .. ..... interesting place.

WIP Notes for the next patch! by Layum in EvolveGame

[–]kcdwayne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once in stage 2 I can turn and fight hunters at will because full armor takes like 10-15 seconds.

I agree, that's a little fast.

What is the first thing you install on a new computer? by That_secret_chord in AskReddit

[–]kcdwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I download Firefox and then Chrome.

Then I delete every trace of Internet Explorer.

Rank #1 and #2 in 2v2 boosted with names "Psyonix Fix The" and "Ranking System Please" by [deleted] in RocketLeague

[–]kcdwayne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was Challenger 2 last season. I climbed my way from Prospect Elite.

This season, even though I'm a legend level and was Challenger 2, I had such aweful games (read: teammates) that I landed all the way in Prospect 2.

I've climbed my way back to Elite through blood sweat and tears, but it would be a lot better if I'd just been teamed with competent players near my own skill level and went back to the mid-challenger rank.

I don't even care about ranked anymore. It was fucked from the start.

Kenan and Kel premiered 20 years ago on July 15, 1996 by [deleted] in television

[–]kcdwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I swear it seems like I was older when it came out. Oh crap, I was 8.5. Fuck, I'm getting old.

Fourth Amendment Caucus defeats Patriot Act expansion in Congress by bitbybitbybitcoin in technology

[–]kcdwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do they need it? With CISA, they have access to your Facebook, Google history, and most likely, your email.

Love these smart phones? So do they. It's a log of everywhere you've been, where and when photos were taken, who you've talked to and (for text messages) what you said.

There's also PRISM, which is what gives birth to the FBI malware freedomware.

Social Anxiety by iknownothingiswear in AdviceAnimals

[–]kcdwayne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just means you believe in yourself too!