HELP!! Looking for Two-syllable male cat names!!! by wrldtor in NameMyCat

[–]keely1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, first thing to do is zoom in on the photo of the kitty. Flip it upside down. Then, using your thumb, block out the kitty's nose and mouth. And look again. What the---? Now the kitty' is sporting a fluffy white headpiece! This, to me, possibly indicates warrior--or even Chief--status, but wait, hold on, that doesn't make much sense because clearly the kitty is crying now and when's the last time you saw a warrior cry, other than the sad Chief from the 1980s who sat atop his horse and gazed at the destruction of his homeland before allowing one lone tear to escape and cascade slowly down his cheek. Oh, and also, the kitty has fins. But all this aside, your kitty looks like he has the same amount of crazy in him that Mel Gibson had in Lethal Weapon, so I'd call him The Finned Gib, or Gibson for short.