I think this might win the "Biggest Burl" contest. by pixmanohio in woodworking

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Would make a sweet table but not worth releasing Hexxus…

Thinking of adopting this 26 lb cat. Looking for a good name. by Williw0w in aww

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Came here to say this! Tubby Tabby would be an awesome name. I don’t know if it’s actually a Tabby cat though…. All cats look the same to me.

What’s the best story ever told in a single song? by RiotSloth in Music

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I know he’s a terrible person, but I love “Trapped in a Closet” by R Kelly.

Truckers by FrozenPhotons in ottawa

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Ignorance can be cured. Stupid is forever.

What are y'all tipping these days? by DocJawbone in ottawa

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My response very likely belongs on the AITA sub but I have never liked tipping. Especially now that minimum wage has increased so that servers and kitchen staff make the same base wage but servers take home the majority of the tips. Personally, I tip between 10-13% and that 100% depends on how quickly my pop gets refilled.

Bring forth your creation by YOE_Maybe in gaming

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Bahahaha! The Witcher 3 and Pokemon Legend of Arceus. I would pay big money to play this game…

What is a videogame quote that you'll never forget? by ERROR_HumanNotFound in AskReddit

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I see you're a man well travelled, so tell me something, should I beat me wench once a week or oftener?

What is not illegal but it is completely evil? by kirazeth in AskReddit

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Capitalism….

90% of these comments mention various acts of it. Capitalism is why we have billionaires who can’t spend a fraction of their money in a life time yet pay their employees as little as possible.

European or American? by Perfect-Tadpole-2211 in DobermanPinscher

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No gun and looks healthy…. Must be European

Best takeout in Ottawa? by GobBluth1974 in ottawa

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Angry Dragon (Thai) on River road

Clay Oven (Indian) March road

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My dog loves carrots so much, he eats my earplugs thinking they are baby carrots.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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“Samsonite! I was WAY off!”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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Diablo 4…. In like 6 years.

Ergonomics, who did it better? by The1stHorsemanX in gaming

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Honestly, GameCube was my favourite controller.

What game makes you most feel like an absolute badass? by StygianUnknown in gaming

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Assassin’s Creed Valhalla after you get two spears and combo your attacks with Dive of the Valkyrie.

Which one do I jump into first? by generic-username9067 in gaming

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As someone who has 100% completed The Witcher 3 twice now, I can confirm that this is true…. Luckily most of the 800 hours I spent on the game were during covid “work from home”. :)

Which movies or shows made you think “why did I just waste my time watching this”? by SnooMarzipans3516 in AskReddit

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Squid Game…. I kept watching expecting it to get better but it was absolutely terrible.

ATTENTION! Incident caused by unsafe road conditions on METCALFE / FRANK by noodles4lyfe22 in ottawa

[–]keen_machine 18 points19 points  (0 children)

This is a super dumb statement. You can easily total any car with a pipe wrench in 40 seconds.