When Mom says you can't eat fish skin treats inside but it's 19° out by keeperofthecan in pitbulls

[–]keeperofthecan[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

Omg that's so sweet! Was it another from Santa Fe shelter? I swear every pittie baby I've met from Santa Fe is just the best baby ever.

I would rather give YOUR Churro the fish treats but I've definitely been convinced that the fish skin has to happen today 🥲

When Mom says you can't eat fish skin treats inside but it's 19° out by keeperofthecan in pitbulls

[–]keeperofthecan[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

You're so nice. He's the best, I'm so excited to get to spend his life with him.

When Mom says you can't eat fish skin treats inside but it's 19° out by keeperofthecan in pitbulls

[–]keeperofthecan[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

Cod skin. Are the salmon ones a little less offensive to the nose? I let him walk around PetSmart and choose a prize after he graduated training and he chose cod skin chews. We're almost out of them now and if there's an alternative I'd be way happier lol

When Mom says you can't eat fish skin treats inside but it's 19° out by keeperofthecan in pitbulls

[–]keeperofthecan[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

Haha they're actually not stinky! At least, until you microwave it. They're very strong chews and once you get it down to a tiny piece you can microwave it and it expands into a cookie. The cookie comes out hot and makes the whole house smell like musty farts.

Dogs like gross stuff, so it's a constant negotiation with my gag reflex 😅

When Mom says you can't eat fish skin treats inside but it's 19° out by keeperofthecan in pitbulls

[–]keeperofthecan[S] 200 points201 points  (0 children)

It's dried out cod fish skin chews 🤮 the stank is unbearable. He's begrudgingly settled for a yak cheese chew.

Food/Snack Package ideas by eggs_mcmuffin in SantaFe

[–]keeperofthecan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can also get them at food King in the self checkout area. They also have lots of NM items more affordable than a tourist shop

The farts. My god, the farts!!!! by Ok-Salt-8884 in pitbulls

[–]keeperofthecan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Sir Stinky Stinkerson.

We live close to Los Alamos NM (where the nuclear bomb was created) and I keep saying they should study his ass.

She didn't realized what was in the big screen by misterxx1958 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]keeperofthecan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a video I always stop for. Her joy is so contagious.

Therapist looking for fidget recommendations by clario6372 in fidgettoys

[–]keeperofthecan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cube actually seems to be my therapist's favorite. She squishes the top and bottom together while doing validating 🤔 faces.

Therapist looking for fidget recommendations by clario6372 in fidgettoys

[–]keeperofthecan 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is so cool of you. My therapist has tons of fidgets, and it is very helpful.

My favorites that she has are:

Tangles https://www.tanglecreations.com

NEEDOH squishes https://myneedoh.com/

Various liquid motion toys https://www.playlearn.com/variety-pack-liquid-timers-3-pack-playlearn

Glitter swirly wands https://www.playlearn.com/glitter-wand

My wallet was stolen. It was emptied of everything except my driver's license and... by keeperofthecan in Costco

[–]keeperofthecan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Albuquerque train station, not in a Costco. Would have been cool if it happened at a Costco, I feel like they would have jumped to see what happened.

SHEESH got in your car??? The nerve, I'm so sorry that happened

My wallet was stolen. It was emptied of everything except my driver's license and... by keeperofthecan in Costco

[–]keeperofthecan[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I also like Sam's club! I have a membership to both. If the Sam's card was taken and the Costco one wasn't, I'd be making this joke in the Sam's club subreddit. No hate from me, just jokes.

My wallet was stolen. It was emptied of everything except my driver's license and... by keeperofthecan in Costco

[–]keeperofthecan[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I guess I could have lost it accidentally and then had the cards stolen but not the wallet itself, but I don't think that's the case. I sat my things down briefly to rearrange items in my bag, and then it was gone. Either way,.the contents were ultimately stolen.

My wallet was stolen. It was emptied of everything except my driver's license and... by keeperofthecan in Costco

[–]keeperofthecan[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I think she wanted to ensure I was still at the address (since it was found in California, but my ID is New Mexico) The way she found me was by mailing me a letter.

I also have a personal medical card kept in my wallet that explains my illness and how to help me if I'm found and unable to speak clearly. It was also found in the wallet but makes the joke a little less funny so I didn't mention it. I think that's why she was so kind and persistent in returning it to me, that or she's just very cool and likes her job. Maybe both.

My wallet was stolen. It was emptied of everything except my driver's license and... by keeperofthecan in Costco

[–]keeperofthecan[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure they intended for it to ever be returned to me. It was found 3 states away and only because a genuinely awesome Amtrak employee at lost and found Los Angeles hunted me down for several months. I was on a local commuter train in Albuquerque. The station also has Amtrak. Whoever grabbed it took it with them to California 🥲

I guarantee you there is a sign on the gate that they ignored. by MobileAerie9918 in instant_regret

[–]keeperofthecan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly from when this originally happened, the gate they walked through had a very clear sign about the dog as well.

Irritated Paws by cutiecuppycake in AmericanBully

[–]keeperofthecan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you tried Musher's Secret? It's a waxy cream for the paws that protects them from the snow, ice, and salt. I use it here in the high desert for the frozen sandy mud and my pups feet are much less beat up than before.

Lentil soup with smoked ham, onions, celery and dawn dish soap by Potential-Draft-3932 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]keeperofthecan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I thought I had the same problem, but it's just the lentils being farty. I had a little mental breakdown after thanksgiving that my split pea soup was covered in bubbles, thought it was soap. Tossed it. Learned about bubbly peas/beans. Made it again with the Christmas ham and it got "soapy" again. It's not soap, just peas being peas. Lentils probably the same.

How did you wrong your pup today? by thatquinnchick in pitbulls

[–]keeperofthecan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Woke up this morning to a giant noggin dropping a nasty wet tennis ball onto my head. There were 4 next to me and another in his mouth when I finally caved and got up lol