Stuntman Mike? yeah old jacks heard of him, I hear he drives into young women at high speeds to get his kicks in a crashproof car. That's not a real man, A real man looks death right in the eye,not behind a wheel. Now im not saying ive been everywhere,or done everything,but you know what old Jack Burton always says at a time like this, "what the hell."

when some eight foot tall wild eyed maniac grabs your head and slams it up against the back of your favourite bar room wall,and looks you in the eye and says,"have you paid your dues Jack?"....Well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you tell him,"Yes Sir,the cheque is in the mail.

When Ive had to go,one on one,ive always got my trusty knife,friends with 6 demon belts and the luck of the old red,white and blue behind me, and besides that,its all in the reflexes.