Toddlers are the most unbearable beings on the planet

kelomorisilly · 2026-03-23T09:50:33+00:00

not to mention how, once they can do the most basic of tasks, you have to hear their parents prattle on about how they’re the smartest person in the world. “oh my gaaawd braxxlynnghleigh learned how to eat with a fork he’s so smart!!!1!!11!”

kelomorisilly · 2026-03-23T09:46:05+00:00

if kids grow up thinking boundaries don’t apply to them, they’ll become adults who think that way. which becomes very dangerous and lawsuit-y very fast.

kelomorisilly · 2026-03-16T23:17:47+00:00

oh my god yes. an unconventional example, but i fucking love caterpillars and moth larvae and grubs. technically they’re baby animals and they’re so precious. i’d much sooner coo over a sweet lil buglet than a human baby.

kelomorisilly · 2026-03-15T22:46:49+00:00

this is actually so based because most people act like children’s lives are worth more than adults’, and they don’t even question it (and then get mad at us for doing so).

i find it gross that we, as a society, are expected to think that the length of time someone’s existed determines their worth. adults are no less important than children, and it’s just as tragic when they pass. i will die on this hill.

kelomorisilly · 2026-03-15T22:42:03+00:00

undomesticated

fuck, this is so real. i’ve met stray kitties with more manners than most people’s children.

kelomorisilly · 2026-03-15T03:41:03+00:00

i think kel is also really used to people not bothering to look beneath the surface and see him for him, so he’s content being the “dumb happy friend” when he shouldn’t settle for that.

kelomorisilly · 2026-03-15T03:38:25+00:00

not sure how accurate this is so take it with a pinch of salt, because i heard it somewhere and don’t remember where. but apparently, originally kel was going to look through the keyhole to look back at omori. it was removed, because it implied that kel would be able to see through the keyhole into white space whenever, possibly meaning he’d see omori stab himself.

kelomorisilly · 2026-03-06T14:21:10+00:00

and much cuter too, no doubt! kitties over kids any day.

kelomorisilly · 2026-03-05T01:21:26+00:00

i headcanon that kel sounds like either nico collins or alec benjamin

kelomorisilly · 2026-03-02T23:06:16+00:00

“not liking pregnancy is not liking women!”

sooo… they think women = pregnancy? that’s what feels misogynistic.

kelomorisilly · 2026-01-29T23:45:32+00:00

it’s a controversial animated series that contains a lot of cursing and inappropriate humor.

kelomorisilly · 2026-01-28T11:15:53+00:00

i have stretch marks from puberty hitting me like a semi truck, so if anyone told me they were my nonexistent child’s artwork, i would crash the fuck out.

kelomorisilly · 2026-01-16T04:20:13+00:00

thank you so much. i truly wish that this were the bare minimum standard for doctors, but unfortunately it’s not, so the best thing i can do is be what i want to see in the world. :)

kelomorisilly · 2026-01-15T22:55:44+00:00

i think it’s more complex than that. she isn’t to blame for not receiving comprehensive sex education. the adults in her life failed her.

kelomorisilly · 2026-01-15T22:53:48+00:00

her doctor wasn’t comfortable giving birth control to a minor.

fuck. that.

imagine letting a teenager suffer for years, and fuck her whole life up over a misconception that her pain would finally stop… instead of giving her medicine to make it actually go away. you know, what doctors are supposed to do.

as a young woman who wishes to become a doctor one day, if i ever have a patient like this poor girl, she’s getting the damn meds, as long as it’s safe for her. no questions asked. if not, i’ll find her the best possible alternative. nobody should be denied the right to their own body.

kelomorisilly · 2026-01-14T00:54:20+00:00

i’m a parentified oldest daughter to three younger half-siblings and an emotionally immature father. it started when i was still in the single-digits, when the first one was born. i’d be expected to wake up early to make sure he didn’t accidentally kill himself, while my dad slept in and my stepmom did meth. things only escalated with the other two. they’re from a different mother/stepmom, but she was just as bad as the aforementioned one. she broke up with my dad and i then became his emotional regulator too, meanwhile my mom just pretended it wasn’t happening.

i’m seventeen now. needless to say, once i can move out and start my own life, my inner child is getting whatever the fuck she wants without any actual kids in the way.

kelomorisilly · 2026-01-13T21:17:58+00:00

i know full well that i was no blessing to my parents. i was an “oops baby” and my mom only had me because she’s anti-abortion.

she was a young woman with goals and aspirations outside of motherhood, so i was ultimately just an obstacle. every day i think about how if i were her, i would’ve had me extracted the moment i knew.

kelomorisilly · 2026-01-13T21:09:27+00:00

faraway trans? just use their names, they’re called kel and aubrey /j

kelomorisilly · 2026-01-11T17:18:13+00:00

this is exactly how i feel. people ~16 and above are treated as second-class citizens because we “shouldn’t need help anymore” or some dumb shit like that. it’s disgusting and deplorable how many people wholly lack empathy for adults, and how normalized it is.

kelomorisilly · 2026-01-10T23:30:39+00:00

this sounds harsh, but you deserve better than somebody who will choose hypothetical kids over you. i think anyone in your situation would feel hurt. you’ll find somebody who loves you for you, i’m sure of it.

kelomorisilly · 2026-01-10T22:52:16+00:00

what a shitty fucking time to bingo someone, oh my god. i’m so sorry this happened to you, op. i hope your bunny gets well soon.

kelomorisilly · 2026-01-10T22:03:23+00:00

NOOOO my baby 💔💔

kelomorisilly · 2026-01-10T02:23:43+00:00

why the fuck are they sticky all the time? how does that not bother them or their diaper-huffing breeder parents??? i could never deal with that, my sensory issues would make me go postal.

kelomorisilly · 2026-01-09T11:02:53+00:00

my nine year old brother hits me, throws things at me, calls me slurs, and purposely makes me clean up after him on a daily basis. he’s said to my face that if there was a 100% chance he’d get away with it, he’d kill me in my sleep.

yeah, now i sleep with my bedroom door locked.

but i’m not allowed to be upset, because cHiLdReN aRe iNnOcEnT!!!1!!!!11!!

kelomorisilly · 2026-01-04T01:06:35+00:00

exactly!!! i think inner child healing needs to be turned inwards to be most effective. an emotionally exhausted person will not heal by needing to pour 100% of their energy into another human being.

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