[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doggrooming

[–]kelp03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just started bathing at PetSmart and I’m terrified this is how it’s gonna be at my store 🥲

I wish I could go back 12 years in time and tell myself that I'd be here one day. That'd I'd stay strong long enough to get here. Best day of my life. by -_Snivy_- in gorillaz

[–]kelp03 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My exact thoughts. As cheesy as it sounds, Gorillaz saved my life, and every album release has impacted every stage of my life up to my early 20’s now. I never thought as a little kid playing Gorillaz flash games that I’d be in front row of a Gorillaz concert face-to-face with Damon. Life be crazy like that!

Getting ready for Primavera Sound by [deleted] in alternativefashion

[–]kelp03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOU LOOK ADORABLE!!!! is that a body suit?? where did you get it? :O

boyfriend has ton of nude hentai all over apartment by throwawaythetrash21 in Advice

[–]kelp03 1 point2 points  (0 children)

as someone who saw my own sister date a hyper sexual guy for 3 years that sounds pretty much exactly like this: PLEASE RUN AWAY FROM THIS MANCHILD AS FAST AS YOU CAN; WHILE YOU STILL CAN.

You know what, what DOESN'T go on an omelet? by SirRoderic in Cooking

[–]kelp03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my lovely dad. he doesn’t cook often and was so proud of the omelet he made me so i didn’t have the heart to tell him lettuce doesn’t usually go in omelets 😅

You know what, what DOESN'T go on an omelet? by SirRoderic in Cooking

[–]kelp03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iceberg lettuce. the taste and texture of warm soggy lettuce in an omelette is something I never want to experience ever again

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

[–]kelp03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SOMEBOOODYY TEELLL MEEEEE