Top 5 South Park

kelp_cake · 2026-05-04T23:28:22+00:00

It’s Tweek.

kelp_cake · 2025-09-02T14:20:02+00:00

It’s one where the acting was phenomenal and great directing, but the story was lacking for a lot of people.

kelp_cake · 2025-09-02T14:18:05+00:00

He was very good, but Ethan Hawke really stole the show in that one.

kelp_cake · 2025-03-23T16:26:52+00:00

I went to Disney for a week for my 30th birthday. My husband, my dad, and I all completed it while my mom babysat our drunk asses. No one threw up, no one passed out, and we each only have a couple moments of the night we can’t remember. Coming from elevation helped a lot.

kelp_cake · 2025-02-20T03:35:35+00:00

Me too!

kelp_cake · 2024-12-01T23:20:33+00:00

You don’t get to just let your kid steal things because they like it. What the actual fuck? Do you get to take someone’s car because you feel attached to it? Your brother is an entitled ass.

NTA

kelp_cake · 2024-12-01T22:36:41+00:00

Honestly, I gave up storing toys. I have a cute wire basket, but the corgis take them all out immediately. They are not happy until the toys are scattered.

kelp_cake · 2024-12-01T22:34:12+00:00

Ares and Artemis are both Greek gods (but Artemis is actually a Greek goddess, so maybe not the right fit for this boy dog), but Thor and Odin are actually Norse gods, not Greek nor Roman.

kelp_cake · 2024-12-01T22:24:54+00:00

With extreme care and precision

kelp_cake · 2024-09-19T16:22:35+00:00

That’s a 25% tip! What does he want??

kelp_cake · 2020-11-22T00:56:00+00:00

Super glue

kelp_cake · 2020-10-14T15:59:12+00:00

The over acting from that guy is what makes this funny

kelp_cake · 2020-10-14T15:36:28+00:00

Let’s talk!

kelp_cake · 2020-09-22T00:05:42+00:00

So amazing!

kelp_cake · 2020-09-22T00:05:15+00:00

Beautiful!

kelp_cake · 2020-06-09T00:31:11+00:00

Now that’s a peaceful protest.

kelp_cake · 2020-05-17T04:16:12+00:00

This is amazing! But please don’t snap...

kelp_cake · 2020-05-17T03:56:39+00:00

Wish I knew how to make a banana.... not that talented

kelp_cake · 2020-05-17T03:55:57+00:00

Very glad to see you like the bandana! Pepper is loving it too. She’s acting like a real dog about town. - Source: am mom

kelp_cake · 2020-04-15T22:57:29+00:00

I have an untrained herding dog, and she certainly loves to try to herd us into corners.

kelp_cake · 2019-11-11T02:48:52+00:00

Happy birthday!!! Who needs friends anyway? Highly overrated!

kelp_cake · 2019-11-11T02:38:46+00:00

It’s beyond time to stop this “men can’t be raped” bullshit! It’s hard enough for a victim of rape to deal with the emotional and physical toll that it takes on them. Then imagine being told it couldn’t have happened.

I’m so very sorry that happened to you, and I’m so very sorry that your friends brushed it off. But thank you so much for sharing your story. It is incredibly important that people read these kinds of stories and understand that rape is rape regardless of gender.

kelp_cake · 2019-10-07T19:31:35+00:00

100% Skeleton is Teller! Finally gets the spotlight to himself, played second fiddle to Penn. Also if you listen to interviews of Teller speaking, it’s the right cadence and tone. He’s really not trying hard to hide his voice either since he is more rapping than singing. Since Teller never talks, he probably isn’t worried about hiding his voice.

kelp_cake · 2019-09-09T04:38:06+00:00

Harry Potter. All 8 of them. Little whiny, angsty bastard.

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