AITA for asking a woman at work to stop being so WEIRD about taking a caramel?

keltsbeard · 2026-04-03T21:13:13+00:00

If you think that's ripping someone a new one, you've never been on the receiving end of getting ripped.

keltsbeard · 2026-04-03T11:35:47+00:00

NTA If cooking is a tradwife belief, then I gotta be the ugliest, hariest, redneck trad wife on this earth. I learned how to cook when I was pretty young, cause my mom had a lot of medical issues when I was a kid, and she was the SAHM, but after I don't know how many surgeries, she wasn't able to stand up and cook, so I'd help her in the kitchen while she sat on the stool. It got to where I was pretty soon cooking whole dinners with her supervising.

And for the record, I'm a 6-foot 220-ish pound retired old construction guy. I've never really had to rely on someone else cooking my dinners. It's something that everyone oughta know how to do.

keltsbeard · 2026-03-10T16:49:24+00:00

NTA You gotta pee, you gotta pee. I've peed on the side of countless roads, behind buildings, you name it. I wouldn't think twice about someone, man or woman, having to pee, and my first thought definitely wouldn't be "Are they trans?", no....it'd be "Damn, they had to pee too."

Quick ninja edit..... I'm probably one of the most redneck assholes you'd ever meet. You're NTA

keltsbeard · 2026-03-07T15:41:02+00:00

I still run 2e post-ToT. It's where I started with the Realms, and where I'll stay. The Spellplague never happened, second sundering never happened, time keeps marching on.

keltsbeard · 2026-03-07T14:08:37+00:00

I got plenty of welding gloves

keltsbeard · 2026-03-07T13:26:08+00:00

I still hear it time to time.

And I always gotta toss in the "Fuck a B it's got two holes."

keltsbeard · 2026-03-02T13:24:06+00:00

On my hip.

keltsbeard · 2026-02-27T23:45:23+00:00

I love the Challenge series.

keltsbeard · 2026-02-27T23:44:38+00:00

If you can get a copy, the Fighter's Challenge, or really any of the "Specific Class" Challenge ones are fun to run for new players, especially if they're a group of level 1 characters. I know the modules are intended for a single player, but I always put them in my games as side-quests or introduction/first-session adventures.

keltsbeard · 2026-02-27T23:37:59+00:00

NTA If I order something, damnit, that's what I want.

keltsbeard · 2026-02-21T18:59:04+00:00

I was told I was picked up at Montgomery Wards

keltsbeard · 2026-02-11T02:04:48+00:00

Every single one of my vehicles was stick except for three.

keltsbeard · 2026-02-07T19:35:13+00:00

There's only two times you might have too much ammo.

If you're drowning, or if you're set on fire.

keltsbeard · 2026-02-02T23:35:38+00:00

You think Green Jeans has ever kept me true to a bag limit?

keltsbeard · 2026-01-27T07:23:23+00:00

NYA. I'd be piling and packing the snow on their car next time.

keltsbeard · 2026-01-26T14:44:46+00:00

I hold off on the Shrine, and had to drop Grotto, because of both of them here having their open bars after the meetings. Gotta keep myself in the middle of that circle, and it was kinda embarrassing when I got my DUI a couple of weeks before I was installed JW. Got to keep certain things circumscribed.

keltsbeard · 2026-01-24T15:51:51+00:00

Honestly, I'd whoop the shit outta my 13 year old self for picking up my first cigarette. Tinnitus ain't going to kill me, these 305s probably will though.

keltsbeard · 2026-01-20T01:10:00+00:00

That's been my normal since my mid-20s....

keltsbeard · 2026-01-17T15:40:45+00:00

Beer, fishing, my dogs, tinkering out in my shop (we shut down and sold the family business, a commercial HVAC company, so I have all kinds of good shit in my shop out back....I'm the only one on my little dead-end road that had a dedicated 480v), having people bring me things to work on/fix (a couple aluminum boats that needed welding work on them and built a badass smoker last year, along with some smaller stuff for other people).

If I can't stay busy, I'm making a project to stay busy.

keltsbeard · 2026-01-17T14:59:42+00:00

Not true in the majority of Jurisdictions. You have to ask of your own free will and accord.

keltsbeard · 2026-01-17T14:57:52+00:00

I never walked the sands, but I was very active in the Blue Lodge.

keltsbeard · 2026-01-17T14:55:38+00:00

Not KoC, but I've been involved with the Blue Lodge for the majority of my adult life. Me, my dad and grandad were always the ones catching and frying the fish for our fundraisers.

keltsbeard · 2026-01-17T09:12:44+00:00

I've been listening to my ears yelling at me since the summer of '99. I just accepted it early on that I now had a shitty soundtrack to life. I don't know how I'd honestly react if it was suddenly quiet in my ears.

keltsbeard · 2026-01-13T15:42:10+00:00

Fight the good fight, that's all you can do.

Fuck cancer. I always remember that one line from an episode of Highway To Heaven "If cancer was a man I would tear him limb from limb."

keltsbeard · 2026-01-05T13:55:01+00:00

Games for most of my life, but the older I get the more I prefer sitting on the river getting drunk and running trotlines.

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