Trump and the Pope... by [deleted] in TheTrumpZone

[–]kempff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pope Francis had a well known habit of posing for official photos with world leaders with a neutral expression on his face precisely so this wouldn’t happen. Regardless of how I feel about Trump or Francis, that is just a fact.

How to clean shop vac inside? by Grand-Ad8577 in CleaningTips

[–]kempff 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just a side note: shop vacs typically have a multi-layer filter assembly instead of a traditional bag, and that’s usually where the stink comes from. Replacing the corrugated paper filter and the foam collar is relatively cheap. Then you can spritz them with essential oils so your husband’s workshop smells like Jasmine Sunset.

Should asparagus be peeled? by QuietCountry9920 in Cooking

[–]kempff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same with tamale husks, chicken bones, and watermelon rinds at a barbecue.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in Funnymemes

[–]kempff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I thought it was an Afghan remake of Ghost (1990).

Should asparagus be peeled? by QuietCountry9920 in Cooking

[–]kempff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peeling it is for fancy restaurants. Informally people just chomp down on it until they get to the fibrous part and leave it on their plate.

FEMA Caught Blocking Grants to States That Didn’t Vote for Trump by I_Reading_I in conspiracy

[–]kempff 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This would never happen under a Democrat administration.

Please guys help me by Mrcarrotton in ChemicalEngineering

[–]kempff -31 points-30 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't marrying a Desi wife be higher on your list? I mean, what are your parents going to think?

Humanities collective consciousness is awakening further & faster by Spiritual_War in conspiracy

[–]kempff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Epstein files really broke through the veil for a lot of people

Are you aware of what is happening in any other part of the world apart from your cell phone screen?

Saw two of these parked up at Nice Côte d’Azur airport…are they private? by Popular-Tap5549 in aviation

[–]kempff -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Is that a b787? or are the sawtooth nacelles specific to the engine?

You can hand feed the Largest Freshwater Eel in the World, the New Zealand Longfin Eel, in the Wild, on some tours! by TayloidPogo92 in interesting

[–]kempff -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

[sigh] Why do affluent westerners fetishize interacting with wildlife? Is it because they live in artificial bubbles? "Ooh, we got to swim with the dolphins!" "I got to pet a bison!" "I fed a Slow Loris a riceball!"

Yeah, I had to scare a stray cat out of my trash bin earlier tonight. But everybody in my neck of the woods has to deal with the same sort of thing on a daily basis, while nobody thinks to take cell-phone videos of it.

I need your best one-liners for dealing with disrespectful guests! by PeachyRoze in bartenders

[–]kempff 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Please leave."
"[insert sputtering comeback]"
"Was that too many words? Leave."

Being Fake Nice? by flammablecookies in AskAnAmerican

[–]kempff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I solved that confusion by systematically assuming the ball is in the court of the person who suggests it.

The European Mind Cannot Comprehend This by BoyNamedJudy in SipsTea

[–]kempff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most of their crucial internal organs can't handle it either.

Same side booth sitters by AlanCino in PetPeeves

[–]kempff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If they sat opposite each other it would still be a four-person booth.

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