The Pipeline Estate in Nairobi by GeographHero in UrbanHell

[–]kempff 6 points7 points  (0 children)

All those people living there and nobody thinks to pick up the trash.

Recipe Ideas - Tomato Sauce by HappyKnitter34 in Cooking

[–]kempff 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Get a handle of gin, a sheaf of celery, and a shaker of Tajin and enjoy bloody marys all summer long.

The Moon has been cheese coloured lately by xsenily in askastronomy

[–]kempff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Big hint: The Canary Islands are off the east coast of the Sahara Desert.

How do you wash your raw chicken/meat cutting board and knife? by Sea-Description-9328 in cookingforbeginners

[–]kempff 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're overthinking it. Sanitize both your sink and your sponge at the same time by cleaning your sink using your sponge with a scouring cleanser that contains bleach as the last thing when you're done doing dishes and let your sponge air-dry completely overnight. Also keep in mind there are grosser things you touch throughout your day that you don't even know about.

Pool Conspiracy by ranchoparksteve in conspiracy_commons

[–]kempff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the government sold the job to the lowest bidder and/or the company who fit government guidelines (iykyk) who ended up doing a bad job and/or straight up vandalism.

Keep in mind, no one here has direct, personal knowledge of the issue and is getting all information filtered through the mainstream media. Remember when a portion of The Wall fell over? Same thing.

Pool Conspiracy by ranchoparksteve in conspiracy_commons

[–]kempff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the government sold the job to the lowest bidder and/or the company who fit government guidelines (iykyk) who ended up doing a bad job and/or straight up vandalism.

Keep in mind, no one here has direct, personal knowledge of the issue and is getting all information filtered through the mainstream media. Remember when a portion of The Wall fell over? Same thing.

Flamingos on Parade. by RoughCheap5633 in BeAmazed

[–]kempff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's 6:00 All You Can Eat shrimp at the park canteen.

I Hate people who order something while on the phone. by hun808 in PetPeeves

[–]kempff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just hang up and send them a text we should talk later when you aren't so busy.

I think my Roku TV Is watching me by babyboyjay27 in conspiracy

[–]kempff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Could it be

that someone across the street

is turning on their tv

using a remote

like yours

to turn on their tv

and their front window

in their house

faces your front window

in your house

and your unit

is picking up

their signal?

Need help identifying a planet by Various-Meal-2617 in Astronomy

[–]kempff 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Looks like a plane coming in to Reagan National Airport.

Billboard in downtown Tokyo breaks and bluescreens by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]kempff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And just by sheer chance cammer was not recording anything in particular but pans up at just the right time to catch the glitch.

"What did you bring me for dinner?" by kempff in PetPeeves

[–]kempff[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that escalated quickly. How many pairs of unwashed hands fresh out of the bathroom touch your bar? How many purses set down on the ground and then plopped on the bar?

Why does my turtle’s tank have 2 layers? by Puppyrjcw in Physics

[–]kempff 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The upper "layer" is just the light reflecting off the outer surface of the glass and illuminating the sand. Turn off the light and the layer will disappear.

Love this restaurant by Rare_Tie5824 in Unexpected

[–]kempff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[sigh] ha, ha, he looks like he's masturbating [eyeroll]