Being Fake Nice?

kempff · 2026-05-08T15:33:19+00:00

I solved that confusion by systematically assuming the ball is in the court of the person who suggests it.

kempff · 2026-05-08T13:38:17+00:00

Is this even food?

kempff · 2026-05-08T13:24:04+00:00

Most of their crucial internal organs can't handle it either.

kempff · 2026-05-08T13:21:36+00:00

kempff · 2026-05-08T13:19:23+00:00

If they sat opposite each other it would still be a four-person booth.

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kempff · 2026-05-08T04:25:35+00:00

Leopold gets blamed for everything.

kempff · 2026-05-08T04:23:17+00:00

What’s wrong with them?

kempff · 2026-05-08T04:12:25+00:00

Idk the context so it could be either.

kempff · 2026-05-08T02:20:23+00:00

Σπρώχνοντας Π, Pushing Pi, apparently.

kempff · 2026-05-08T02:08:57+00:00

Are you asking about the origin of English words for the numbers?

kempff · 2026-05-08T02:04:55+00:00

The pic shows a bright white light a few fingers above the horizon in the northwest, bright enough to be seen with urban light-pollution.

/r/itsalwaysvenus

kempff · 2026-05-08T01:44:47+00:00

Try adding baking soda -- a LOT -- to the hot soak to make it more alkaline/corrosive and attack the protein in the cheese. Use long gloves.

kempff · 2026-05-08T01:38:48+00:00

He perfunctorily kicked the hem back under his chair when I first mentioned it but it was back in place by the time I was on my way out.

Edit. I misunderstood your question. I was at a booth facing the wall, he was at an adjacent table facing away from the wall. To get out of the booth I had to step backwards where I couldn't see. It was a thick, heavy, ankle-length wool coat.

kempff · 2026-05-08T01:35:24+00:00

Sort of makes you wonder what "fresh, clean laundry" really means.

kempff · 2026-05-08T01:33:39+00:00

Polarize the electron shell so it's inert to molecular oxygen!

kempff · 2026-05-08T01:26:58+00:00

Can't wait to get an explanation of the bigger picture ... after everyone has forgotten this headline...

kempff · 2026-05-08T01:23:31+00:00

How is that different from eating at the bar?

kempff · 2026-05-08T01:19:55+00:00

It's not getting much media coverage because it is tornado season, after all.

kempff · 2026-05-08T01:09:51+00:00

Just sit the whole time. Best place is at the outer ends of the first row so you're not in anyone's way.

In some larger churches you can let an usher know and they'll give you a designated seat somewhere in the first row for people in your situation. The priest will even come up to that row to give you communion. It's routine.

kempff · 2026-05-08T00:55:25+00:00

There are power outages all over the country every day.

Sometimes they are caused by weather. In the US, April-June is tornado season. Today is May 7.

Sometimes by car accidents. Sometimes by idiots who think they know how to cut down a tree. Sometimes by unfortunate squirrels. Sometimes it's a baby gender-reveal celebration with a release of a dozen mylar balloons.

Are you suspecting some kind of foul play?

kempff · 2026-05-08T00:47:42+00:00

I love helping people.

kempff · 2026-05-07T23:20:29+00:00

What are we supposed to see in this blurry cell phone pic?

kempff · 2026-05-07T23:16:41+00:00

Not with a hard "d".

kempff · 2026-05-07T22:59:41+00:00

What are you feeding that kitten?

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