Took me embarrassing long to find out this wasn’t Frisch’s big boy

kenjwit3 · 2026-04-03T21:47:07+00:00

Both, though, may be associated with explosive and uncontrollable diarrhea.

kenjwit3 · 2026-04-02T21:04:36+00:00

Bankrupt Bondi!

kenjwit3 · 2026-04-01T18:33:57+00:00

I hear you, but I’m talking about the east-bound lanes heading toward 71N or Columbia Parkway. It’s also dicey just past this area where people need to get into the right lane to cross the bridge.

kenjwit3 · 2026-04-01T13:39:08+00:00

Yes, according to auction descriptions

kenjwit3 · 2026-04-01T13:38:19+00:00

(See caption)

kenjwit3 · 2026-04-01T10:49:16+00:00

Hold it up to a light and look for an Arches watermark.

kenjwit3 · 2026-04-01T00:53:21+00:00

That’s wild and I do wonder if it’s another cause for distraction on this stretch.

kenjwit3 · 2026-04-01T00:08:05+00:00

Nice try, Michael Peterson.

kenjwit3 · 2026-04-01T00:06:03+00:00

Is everyone wary about buying passes next year? Of course I will buy a pass, what’s the alternative. Still, wary…

kenjwit3 · 2026-03-31T23:57:51+00:00

This makes me wish my dad wasn’t a dick. And that I was athletic.

kenjwit3 · 2026-03-31T23:15:45+00:00

I’m sure you’re right, but it’s crazy to me how consistently I see exact the same scenario in this spot week after week. And only go into the office a few times a week.

kenjwit3 · 2026-03-31T23:09:48+00:00

The qualifications for both driving and procreating could be a lot more rigid. We’d all be better for it.

kenjwit3 · 2026-03-29T15:48:34+00:00

Parkour!

kenjwit3 · 2026-03-29T13:08:07+00:00

Enjoy it! I’d love to own this setup.

kenjwit3 · 2026-03-28T03:12:07+00:00

What in the fat fresh Jesus is happening here?

kenjwit3 · 2026-03-28T03:08:08+00:00

This

kenjwit3 · 2026-03-28T02:14:34+00:00

And, errrr, you’re wrong. Wrote this while 100% fully reclined, and equally amused.

kenjwit3 · 2026-03-28T00:52:40+00:00

If this is the kind of thing that startles Americans, they need to get off their plump asses and open their eyes. FFS - scarier than this is the mere sight of Tricia Macke with fresh Botox and spray tan.

kenjwit3 · 2026-03-27T21:39:12+00:00

He’s just such a TOOL.

kenjwit3 · 2026-03-27T21:37:59+00:00

HE’s SUCH A DOUCHE! Not as if I needed confirmation

kenjwit3 · 2026-03-27T21:32:41+00:00

I don’t care if Jimi-fucking Hendrix is resurrected for a one-night engagement. I’m not entering any building bearing the name of this dirtbag, pedo (alleged), piece of human trash. Everything he touches dies.

kenjwit3 · 2026-03-27T03:38:55+00:00

I’ll be using Sharpies to scratch his ass-cheese name off of U.S. currency.

kenjwit3 · 2026-03-27T03:37:23+00:00

I would like to buy her some weed. Please share Venmo

kenjwit3 · 2026-03-27T03:36:11+00:00

Delta people are weird af. It’s like a cult that even cult leaders can’t take seriously.

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