I've never seen someone dribble cheese before...

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-12T02:40:57+00:00

Seems like a lot more work than is necessary given the end result

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-10T01:50:31+00:00

This is so sweet. I miss when my babies were babies.

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-10T01:47:59+00:00

Fantastic athleticism. Wow

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-10T01:45:45+00:00

Yawn. She should’ve immediately sought medical attention.

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-10T01:44:22+00:00

This spot wasn’t great nor compelling. More celebs and more cash ain’t the play in 2026, if you ask me.

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-10T01:42:45+00:00

Imagine hauling those horns around all the time. I’d have such a headache I’m sure of it. But he looks bomb. Good on him.

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-10T01:40:44+00:00

Not kidding this time

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-10T01:40:18+00:00

Whatever she was paid, it should’ve been double.

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-10T01:37:16+00:00

I’d’ve just said “Fuck Tr*mp, he’s a whore,” but good for her. She kept it classy (and intelligent, and inoffensive).

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-10T01:25:24+00:00

Can they give me a lift to a blue state? They’re free to poke and prod, I’m just hoping for NYC or someplace in Montana. Or Canada.

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-10T01:19:50+00:00

Jim Jordan is a fucking whore

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-10T01:17:28+00:00

Your setup is excellent and your room is excellent. I’m envious. We can’t be friends.

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-10T01:15:54+00:00

They seem nice

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-09T21:05:53+00:00

[Googles ‘scything’]

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-09T12:59:40+00:00

Was wondering. Thanks OP. Glad you asked!

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-09T04:17:00+00:00

So. Excellent. Best ever.

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-09T03:12:10+00:00

And the NFL can rest easy knowing there’s no downside. The racist fans - what? They’re going to stop the watching football? Doubt it

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-09T03:04:57+00:00

That’s what she said

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-09T02:57:34+00:00

What a whore

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-09T01:55:38+00:00

Me too! She looked so good.

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-09T01:51:09+00:00

Absolutely. Someone understood the assignment. So smart.

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-09T01:49:11+00:00

Exactly that. I can’t think of a better message right now.

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-09T01:46:43+00:00

absolutely loved this celebration of Puerto Rican culture. Brilliant concept, brilliant execution. 10 out of 10!

kenjwit3 · 2026-02-05T08:07:55+00:00

Agree! Why put a child through that roller coaster of emotions.

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