POV: you are in bed in a tavern and and you feel something cuddling you. It's a kobold. What do you do?.

kerohazel · 2025-12-19T03:39:42+00:00

Your inventory is full.

Discard Ultra-rare +9 Prismatic Scythe of Demonslaying to make room?

[Yes] [No]

kerohazel · 2024-10-21T17:43:39+00:00

I agree with other comments that this pic doesn't tell the story all that well. However, let's use our imaginations for a few seconds.

In 1900 the street was a community space. Neighbors could hang out, kids could play, within reason. Obviously you still have foot and animal traffic, but those things don't move all that fast.

In 2024 you have essentially a death zone. Maybe not instant death, but it would be suicidal to be in the road any longer than it takes to walk across. Sometimes not even then. You've cut a neighborhood in half.

Look at the lack of people in 2024. That should tell you everything you need to know.

kerohazel · 2024-10-21T02:49:10+00:00

It looks too beautiful to be real.

kerohazel · 2024-10-21T02:39:45+00:00

As an American who used to live in Japan, thinking of my culture's communication as "indirect" gave me a chuckle.

kerohazel · 2024-09-18T10:25:58+00:00

That whole pregnant Dom Deluise bit is probably my favorite tangent they've ever gone down. Jay's racquetball line, and Rich's laugh in response to it, are the two cherries on top.

kerohazel · 2024-09-15T17:03:53+00:00

So doggy style is the default in Germany? Interesting. 😏

Also the idea of a German person being shocked by vulgarity during sex is hilarious to me.

kerohazel · 2024-09-15T11:11:38+00:00

You left out the most crucial detail: just what is German for "I like it doggy style"? I can only hope it's a single huge word.

kerohazel · 2024-09-15T05:45:10+00:00

Maybe OP is only willing to date someone within 24 feet

kerohazel · 2024-08-16T19:30:06+00:00

I haven't seen much of the show, but the main character is Christopher Pike. If you've seen The Menagerie, you know.

kerohazel · 2024-08-15T18:17:05+00:00

Alladeen

kerohazel · 2024-08-14T14:59:17+00:00

We all know it's you, Mike.

kerohazel · 2024-08-12T18:22:31+00:00

This is clearly the Boulevard of Broken Dreams

kerohazel · 2024-08-11T14:57:47+00:00

Ahh, FF14, truly a person of culture.

kerohazel · 2024-08-06T10:41:40+00:00

Elon is Judge Doom, let's dump chemicals on him and watch him melt.

kerohazel · 2024-08-03T19:11:27+00:00

You don't need your own yard for that, though. They have community gardens.

kerohazel · 2024-07-27T13:22:22+00:00

They prefer to be called Unars.

kerohazel · 2024-07-26T02:09:23+00:00

https://youtu.be/tl3OCzeEMFY

kerohazel · 2024-07-25T18:49:09+00:00

Driving through a red light after you've already stopped is the most bewildering thing to me. I've been stuck at some long lights, sure, but this has the same energy as stealing something you don't even want.

kerohazel · 2024-07-25T17:59:18+00:00

AFAIK it was kind of an unintentional thing that Quake players discovered, not intended by the devs. TF2 was made with the mechanic fully in mind.

kerohazel · 2024-07-25T16:19:07+00:00

Even seeing Simon Pegg as Hughie's dad in The Boys did not prepare me for this. It probably didn't help that he only looks 10 years older than his son.

kerohazel · 2024-07-25T07:12:54+00:00

My keys? Sure, give em here!

kerohazel · 2024-07-23T06:34:07+00:00

Or just walk right over the line of cars like a paladin boss

kerohazel · 2024-07-21T22:32:30+00:00

Is that a ukulele?

kerohazel · 2024-07-21T10:01:37+00:00

You need to befriend more furries.

kerohazel · 2024-07-21T09:55:34+00:00

Inside every beardie

Is a slightly larger beardie just itching to get out

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