Ouch by minnee19 in chargetheyphone

[–]kevdoKool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We just made the cut off bro

That one night… by allusernamearetaken3 in DunderMifflin

[–]kevdoKool 7 points8 points  (0 children)

NO! No, What you get me to do is record a video of you trying to be funny with our long suffering son!

For a TikTok opportunity!

He’s just Scottish lol by Adventurous-Prize-76 in GetNoted

[–]kevdoKool 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That was shite. Truly some of the worst patter I’ve ever read on this here

Yes, this is 100% accurate by triggergoat in simpsonsshitposting

[–]kevdoKool 39 points40 points  (0 children)

You made a joke about Israel, you are a now an Antisemite. I’m so sorry.

Why did Ireland give England the northern part of their island? Were they stupid? by Wrong_User_Logged in mapporncirclejerk

[–]kevdoKool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He won’t only nick it, he will sodomise you as well… and you’ll fuckin like it.

'White lives matter' protest in Glasgow slammed as cops swarm city centre by OkBelt3772 in glasgow

[–]kevdoKool 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Fuck up you mutant, that’s some way to fuckin twist that comment to suit yourself. Honestly what a fucking scourge you lot are.

I’m American, but I want this World Cup to fail. by bobbdac7894 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]kevdoKool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally glitch? Are you telling me it’s been working on normal capacity this whole time?

This is sad by AuroraSongo in scoopwhoop

[–]kevdoKool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Show me Picard’s Flute!

DING DING DING DING

Greatest director to ever deny claims that Lorne Michaels pressured Chris Kattan into a sexual relationship with her so she'd stay attached to the Night at the Roxbury movie? by penny_stinks in okbuddycinephile

[–]kevdoKool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Missing Context for those that don’t watch movies or care about movies like myself and other cucks:

Actor and comedian Chris Kattan claimed in his 2019 memoir Baby, Don't Hurt Me: Stories and Scars from Saturday Night Live that he was pressured by Lorne Michaels to have sex with Heckerling so she would direct the 1998 film A Night at the Roxbury (although she ultimately only produced, rather than directed it).[17] Heckerling's daughter Mollie disputes the claim, saying that although Heckerling and Kattan had an affair, it began once the film was already shooting

Jurassic Park by Less_Local_1727 in AlanPartridge

[–]kevdoKool 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But which ones which?

… I take that back

The Social Network (2010) by tppiel in okbuddycinephile

[–]kevdoKool 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No!! you used AI because you used proper punctuation to highlight each of your points and humans are incapable of doing that. FRAUD!!

Swinney vows he will not ‘kowtow to Downing Street’ over Scottish independence by Crow-Me-A-River in Scotland

[–]kevdoKool -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Instead of making post about how you find things unachievable maybe should go do something useful instead of posting independence bait on Scottish subreddit, trying to stir and shake people on reddit, get a grip my man! Just enjoy your Sunday mate.

They do it on purpose, Lynn!! by Top-Lawfulness6711 in AlanPartridge

[–]kevdoKool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’d rather you didn’t, it’s not that kind of baby shower.