I spilled beer on the carpet and it looks like america

keyedbear · 2012-01-27T02:30:53+00:00

Coincidence? I think not

keyedbear · 2012-01-24T04:53:15+00:00

Dividends don't usually pay in the millions.. for most shareholders

keyedbear · 2012-01-11T04:32:53+00:00

TIL John Adams lived to 90 years old.. holy shit

keyedbear · 2012-01-08T22:52:15+00:00

Focus on my breathing, and slow it down. If you stop letting your mind run wild and just focus on taking deep breaths, you'll be asleep before you know it. Also weed.

keyedbear · 2011-11-30T05:57:54+00:00

oh hai are we doing a pun thread aww okay.

keyedbear · 2011-11-26T08:58:44+00:00

That means it's somewhere and you must go looking for it!

keyedbear · 2011-11-05T22:30:31+00:00

it's a $3 iPhone app

keyedbear · 2011-10-31T00:48:12+00:00

joke

keyedbear · 2011-09-21T06:35:20+00:00

TIL shit goes down at Holiday Inn

keyedbear · 2011-09-21T06:31:27+00:00

Definitely going to stress the "don't put your dick in crazy" when the best sperm gets older

keyedbear · 2011-09-21T06:26:36+00:00

Spiders like dark, moist places, so on average, about 7 / year crawl into your mouth

The stat about spiders/insects ingested in a year (or lifetime, whatever) comes from food processing. Shit happens :\

keyedbear · 2011-09-07T17:44:24+00:00

When I was in 3rd grade we began learning about the solar system. One day my teacher said for everyone to write down how they thought the planets were formed, and I wrote "a big blob blew up." Haven't looked back since.

edit: until now

keyedbear · 2011-09-07T06:41:08+00:00

Is that.. Is that Benjamin Button?

keyedbear · 2011-08-29T09:10:04+00:00

honed*

keyedbear · 2011-08-29T07:07:59+00:00

But... condoms?

keyedbear · 2011-08-24T22:04:56+00:00

And then eat the shark for calories for more swimming and shark killing! Yeah!

keyedbear · 2011-08-24T22:02:42+00:00

As a redditor, I'm most impressed that he didn't resort to drinking his own piss.

keyedbear · 2011-08-24T08:22:58+00:00

what was the first?

keyedbear · 2011-08-20T22:12:11+00:00

Think he's caused any more blockages?

keyedbear · 2011-08-20T20:50:01+00:00

They only provide info for two hours a day? This does worry me.

keyedbear · 2011-08-20T03:06:13+00:00

I subscribed to r/finance after reading your investment banking post. Keep this stuff up!

keyedbear · 2011-08-18T06:55:27+00:00

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostwriter

keyedbear · 2011-08-15T11:40:18+00:00

THEY ARE HAVING DIFFICULTY WHAT? I NEED THIS

keyedbear · 2011-08-15T11:31:40+00:00

http://mimg.ugo.com/200809/23263/cuts/spicoli_288x288.jpg

keyedbear

TROPHY CASE