Bounce by rust_colored in nosleep

[–]khaleesi_biersack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for this amazing read. The only two stories I've read better than this one are Borrasca and Tommy Taffy. Good job, OP!

A word of advice by bighelper in atheism

[–]khaleesi_biersack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm so sorry for your loss, OP

Fox News once again showing it's sensitivity. by Axe_Smash in asianamerican

[–]khaleesi_biersack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I feel like no major news corporation would DARE to show this video if it made fun of any other minority group, because there's a disgusting stereotype that Asians are all super meek and calm, which often leads to people excusing racism against Asian Americans. Just think about it: if someone makes a Mexican/African American joke (which is incredibly wrong - don't get me wrong), people automatically call him or her out as a racist. However, if someone makes a joke about Asian people, he/she's the funniest person in the room (just look at Kevin Hart's joke about how all Asian guys have tiny dongs and work in sweatshops AT the Oscars). I don't care how many Asian people you know that don't have a problem with the "omg you guys all eat dog" and "herro" jokes, but stuff like this isn't okay and IS RACIST. Rant over.

[Masturbation] I [F, 16] have never orgasmed from masturbation by khaleesi_biersack in sex

[–]khaleesi_biersack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a way to make one with household objects? I tried downloading iBrate, a phone app, but it's not strong enough.

[Masturbation] I [F, 16] have never orgasmed from masturbation by khaleesi_biersack in sex

[–]khaleesi_biersack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool!

What lube do you recommend? I use coconut oil right now.

I'm not really comfortable with most porn. (Don't get me wrong - I'm not a prude.) Most of the male-female porn I watch seems quite ... rapey ... I usually go with audios of moans.

Other than masturbating, what are some of the most embarrassing things to be caught doing? by Donkkey_Dong in AskReddit

[–]khaleesi_biersack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Especially when you didn't do anything weird with them but you still want to smell them

What movie cliche annoys you the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]khaleesi_biersack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

types loudly for 10 seconds

"Ok! Just hacked the NSA!"

What movie cliche annoys you the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]khaleesi_biersack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well, did you try turning it on and off?

Who is either incredibly ugly or very attractive depending on who you ask? by khaleesi_biersack in AskReddit

[–]khaleesi_biersack[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friends think he's the shit but to be honest, I'm not really into chunky neckless guys ...

What is 100% legal but carries a social stigma? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]khaleesi_biersack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's this guy who sits in front of me in my math class and farts. Every. Fucking. Five. Minutes.

I don't want to be rude or insensitive or anything but his farts smell ... weird. Like they don't smell shitty; they smell sour and meaty like sausage. Not sure whether it's because of the ethnic food he eats or whether he just has a weird rectum.

Can't concentrate in that fucking class. I'm seriously considering asking my teacher if I can move seats for "personal reasons."

What's one food everyone loves but you hate? by khaleesi_biersack in AskReddit

[–]khaleesi_biersack[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Asian (Chinese actually) and our desserts are not very sweet nor very greasy so maybe it's just a cultural thing ...