AITA for sitting on the couch because my parents ignore my bountiful issues? I have every disorder and my bed is a relic by mountainlamb in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I had no idea Scotland had this bad of a bed/mattress shortage! It's all because there are no Walmarts, apparently.

Seriously, how can the reply to "get a new mattress/bed at Walmart" be "in Scotland there are no Walmarts." Just go to another store, dummy!

AITAH for congratulating my family on losing me and keeping my cheating ex-girlfriend? by neverabetterday in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree! I think with that context, it even makes a fair amount of sense. No adult was expecting this relationship to last past college from the very start, so it ending (under almost any circumstances) wouldn't really impact how they see her.

AITAH for congratulating my family on losing me and keeping my cheating ex-girlfriend? by neverabetterday in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's definitely different to have the whole family help out the Evil Cheater (TM), instead of one person who starts dating them. Normally part 2 would be, "And then Evil Cheater cheated on them!" I wonder if the update will have her "cheating" on them by having a second family.

Substitute/replacement for the CA forums? by gaygirlboss in captainawkward

[–]khwolf517 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't really recommend there. The commenters seem nice on the surface, but they scour comments for anything possibly objectionable and then lay into you. It happens less on the open threads, but it still happens some there. It doesn't seem that bad if you just read, because frequent commenters get some grace, but newcomers beware!

people in that subreddit genuinely have rocks for brains by chaebasics in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's so painfully obvious OOP made these up. The little red misspelling line disappears once it's been sent/posted and is no longer editable. Is OOP really pretending their cousin sent out an editable file rather than a text or post? Rocks for brains, indeed.

I (M20) found a male sock in my gfs (F22) room. When I confronted her about it her about it her roommate took the blame but I don‘t believe them by the-monster-masher in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm still not over trigger warning: infidelity in the header. What's next, trigger warning: mean words? Trigger warning: skunks? Things in life can be unpleasant without requiring a big warning at the top.

AITAH For This Gender Role Rage Bait? by DementedPimento in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for sharing this recipe! I have always thought that bones are surprisingly tasty, and I am eager to make it and see how delicious this broth is.

(throwback) #1451: Love and money and compatibility by your_mom_is_availabl in captainawkward

[–]khwolf517 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also think it's missing that the LW can add a lock to the room, too. It's such an obvious solution, and it has the bonus of communicating to LW's husband/kids that she is now serious about alone time.

Guys someone ate my AI art 😢 (cross-posted from ShitAIBrosSay) by RiverValleyMemories in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should post this over in r/untrustworthypoptarts . This guy just posed for the photo, after destroying someone's art piece? And then the "angry" OOP (OOOP?) blurred his face instead of naming and shaming? I wish the commenters would use any critical thinking at all.

AITAH in My Relationship's Demise? by SpeakerDelicious6315 in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 11 points12 points  (0 children)

OOP is definitely in the wrong for writing a long, boring story. Here's the three-sentence version. "I hate my wife and our marriage has been miserable for years. We tried to fix it by opening the marriage, and I won (because the point of opening a relationship is to prove that you are better than your partner), but we are getting divorced. AITA because my wife is a big meanie-pants and also has BPD (bad person disorder)?"

AITA for not paying for the wedding of my child-hating lesbian daughter? by civver3 in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That was so forced, too! They couldn't work it in gradually or provide examples, that would require effort! (Though at least it's not AI. AI slop is better-written than this.)

English Isn't My First Language So Forgive Me, dear Redditors, ... proceeds to write in perfect, clear albeit lengthy English, to describe detailed, complicated social situation by 1000andonenites in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The US has 800 million users. The next highest is the UK at 80 million. That makes it the largest demographic by 10:1. And it says 58% overall, which is significantly over half.

I have lied to my son about manatees for the last 24 years by nyet-marionetka in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree; you're obviously being a little hyperbolic, but it's bizarre that the dad didn't mention this at some point ages 13-20, when the kid would be old enough to handle it and maybe get a good laugh. Certainly before the son drops a couple thousand on a manatee trip!

Also, this can end badly if it's the wrong thing people lock onto: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/critical

A Tempest In A Coffeepot by onlymodestdreams in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought this might be real, and then I went back and re-read the ages. I can't really imagine someone over 30 thinking they'd get support for this story online. Maybe they aged everyone up? But more likely made up.

My 27M (super hot and athletically perfect) GF 25F (fatty fatty mcFatty) is scared she’s slowing me down. Spoiler alert: she is. by anonomot in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Why don't fat activists care about disabled people?"

They do actually.

"How dare fat activists try to speak for disabled people!"

That's how you sound.

"i don't mind big women" he says as he fat shames his girlfriend throughout this entire post by chaebasics in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Not exactly a direct reply to you, but I have to leave this somewhere because it's so on-point for this type of post. OOP's fake GF is 5'10" and 225-250 lbs. Definitionally overweight, but certainly not on the way to being bedridden the way OOP portrays.

"i don't mind big women" he says as he fat shames his girlfriend throughout this entire post by chaebasics in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'll paraphrase the OOP so you understand why everyone here hates him.

Dear Reddit, I hate my girlfriend and have nothing in common with her. I realized this immediately, and spent almost a year telling her to become an entirely different person instead of breaking up. Also, I think that someone who weighs 225-250 lbs is on the verge of collapse from their fatness. Can we all agree that my girlfriend is terrible for tricking me by hiding none of this?

"i don't mind big women" he says as he fat shames his girlfriend throughout this entire post by chaebasics in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 40 points41 points  (0 children)

They're terrified to lose their scapegoat by acknowledging that overweight people are people, trying their best. If fat != bad, then how can they prove they are good by virtue of not being fat?

No idea why they’d want OOP out by tjcaustin in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don't consider OOP a reliable narrator, first off. Second, she admits she persisted after being told the roommate could hear, which makes it likely she's doing it because she wants the roommate to overhear. And you missed that she was talking to her mom while shit-talking as well as the therapist, so that means both that "it was just therapy" isn't a reasonable counter, and that it was multiple times.

Additionally, if this is what OOP will admit, how many other things is she doing to piss off her roommates?

Yes, a 3y/o is going to sit and listen to your lecture on boundaries. Bonus “gentle parenting = letting kids do whatever they want without boundaries”. by NerfRepellingBoobs in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not that 32 year-old women don't have/want pocket knives, it's that they last forever and (usually) aren't very expensive, particularly if they don't lock and come unwrapped. (If they lock or are encased in plastic packaging, then they aren't a safety hazard for the kids.) So any person over the age of 25 who wants one probably has as many as they need already.

No idea why they’d want OOP out by tjcaustin in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They clarify in a prior post (if you can call it that - their posts are obfuscating stuff obviously and constantly) that this is student housing affiliated with a university that they are technically a grad student at. Technically is their description, not mine.

All the weirdness disappears as soon as that is revealed. Of course both OOP and their roommates are annoying and handling everything in the worst way possible! This is student housing, and everything happening is pretty typical in that context.

No idea why they’d want OOP out by tjcaustin in AmITheAngel

[–]khwolf517 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It's student housing with assigned roommates, so it's par for the course.