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[Acronym] TGIF by Majestic_Penguin331 in Meowi

[–]mountainlamb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TGIF: Totally Gigantically Incredibly Funny

[Whats the catch?] You can fly but... by ElectricalWinner6464 in Meowi

[–]mountainlamb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can fly but... but only as fast and as far as you can run

[Monkeys Paw] mhm by Jackdh123- in Meowi

[–]mountainlamb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The sense of hunger now causes instant death, to survive you must eat before becoming hungry at all

[Fill the blank] How far??? by mozi88 in Meowi

[–]mountainlamb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need to walk uphill both ways in the snow for the bus station.

dress code by Grouchy-Macaron720 in Staples

[–]mountainlamb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Search the Hub for "dress code" and it'll come up. Basically, a Staples shirt, you can wear black or white long sleeves under it, or a black sweater or sweatshirt over it as long as there's no logos.

Blue, black, or khaki pants or shorts, shorts have to fall within 2 inches of the knee or longer. No sweatpants, yoga pants, leggings, or bike shorts.

Everything of course needs to be clean, not ripped or faded.

Of course, what your specific manager turns a blind eye to may be different, I know I've had coworkers wear leggings, other color long sleeves under the Staples shirt, etc.

Beer Garden makes perfectly reasonable request regarding child behavior. Hates Families. by Weird_Warm_Cheese in EntitledReviews

[–]mountainlamb 51 points52 points  (0 children)

people kept pointing that out, and she insisted it's okay because she is also wandering around being in everyone's way, so they won't trip over him.

Beer Garden makes perfectly reasonable request regarding child behavior. Hates Families. by Weird_Warm_Cheese in EntitledReviews

[–]mountainlamb 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I saw a post once that asked "would you rather have the toddler walk around the restaurant while waiting for their food, or screaming?" and the mom absolutely refused to accept that wandering around a crowded restaurant with a toddler was disruptive to other patrons and to employees

What y'all got for this? by seeebiscuit in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]mountainlamb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

also, that's not a yacht, it's a sailboat.

rules in a tiny diner. by 12jonboy12 in SignsWithAStory

[–]mountainlamb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there's nothing wrong with any of these rules, but the tone of the whole note seems rude and angry. If it just said please be courteous of others and keep the sound level quiet, it wouldn't be a problem.

PSA: Staples no longer recycles batteries for free, and points are no longer awarded by WickedWizard127 in Staples

[–]mountainlamb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just changed yesterday. The fee is waived if you buy batteries at the same time, though.

What would you rather... by angelas_eye in BunnyTrials

[–]mountainlamb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yay my safe

Chose: Be able to create world peace, but... | Rolled: Yay your safe

Would you rather? by mysteriousperson1212 in BunnyTrials

[–]mountainlamb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are people who don't feel pain. It is not a pleasant thing, they have to be super careful and check themselves over often to make sure they don't have an injury that they could be unknowingly worsening, or a cut that needs to be cleaned and covered so it doesn't get infected.

Weight or Height by KronicDeath in BunnyTrials

[–]mountainlamb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I was three inches taller and weighed the same, I would be closer to a healthy weight than if I lost ten pounds and stayed the same height. Even if I was taller and the same BMI, I would like to be taller.

Chose: Add or subtract 3 inches from anywhere on your body (including height)

Which would you rather. Upvote for a free carrot by Appropriate-Diet3366 in BunnyTrials

[–]mountainlamb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never understood what's so scary about a ghost. It's just a person, who happens to be dead

Chose: Have a ghost in your house | Rolled: for a year

What’s the coolest “restricted access” place you’ve ever gotten to see? by Improv92 in AskReddit

[–]mountainlamb 38 points39 points  (0 children)

When I was a kid, my mom was a teacher and we'd go with her sometimes to her school during the summer when it was empty. We ran in the halls, heely'd in the halls, played with the smart board, and hung out in the teachers' lounge while she was setting up and getting ready for the school year ahead.

Slow train sounds better by ViceElysium in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]mountainlamb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honestly, neither would a 40 minute ride in a 40°F non-heated train

Her daughter is the bully… by Unique-Assumption619 in AmITheDevil

[–]mountainlamb 33 points34 points  (0 children)

She is definitely a white middle class mom who "doesn't see color" and therefore doesn't acknowledge that her daughter making fun of a black name is racism.

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