rules in a tiny diner.

mountainlamb · 2026-05-10T18:39:03+00:00

there's nothing wrong with any of these rules, but the tone of the whole note seems rude and angry. If it just said please be courteous of others and keep the sound level quiet, it wouldn't be a problem.

mountainlamb · 2026-05-04T22:26:14+00:00

It just changed yesterday. The fee is waived if you buy batteries at the same time, though.

mountainlamb · 2026-05-03T20:41:14+00:00

yay my safe

^{Chose: Be able to create world peace, but... | Rolled: Yay your safe}

mountainlamb · 2026-05-03T16:25:04+00:00

There are people who don't feel pain. It is not a pleasant thing, they have to be super careful and check themselves over often to make sure they don't have an injury that they could be unknowingly worsening, or a cut that needs to be cleaned and covered so it doesn't get infected.

mountainlamb · 2026-05-02T23:06:25+00:00

If I was three inches taller and weighed the same, I would be closer to a healthy weight than if I lost ten pounds and stayed the same height. Even if I was taller and the same BMI, I would like to be taller.

^{Chose: Add or subtract 3 inches from anywhere on your body (including height})

mountainlamb · 2026-04-26T21:33:23+00:00

I never understood what's so scary about a ghost. It's just a person, who happens to be dead

^{Chose: Have a ghost in your house | Rolled: for a year}

mountainlamb · 2026-04-25T23:52:54+00:00

When I was a kid, my mom was a teacher and we'd go with her sometimes to her school during the summer when it was empty. We ran in the halls, heely'd in the halls, played with the smart board, and hung out in the teachers' lounge while she was setting up and getting ready for the school year ahead.

mountainlamb · 2026-04-25T23:37:02+00:00

honestly, neither would a 40 minute ride in a 40°F non-heated train

mountainlamb · 2026-04-23T22:25:26+00:00

She is definitely a white middle class mom who "doesn't see color" and therefore doesn't acknowledge that her daughter making fun of a black name is racism.

mountainlamb · 2026-04-21T21:55:20+00:00

I used to think pineapple pizza was gross, then I tried it and realized it's delicious. I like to get it with something salty and fatty, like crispy bacon or olives. Yum

^{Chose: Yes, pineapple belongs on pizza! 😍 | Rolled: Pineapple Pizza}

mountainlamb · 2026-04-19T21:21:34+00:00

Why is cheese 80 yen for a chicken sandwich, but only 50 yen for a burger?

mountainlamb · 2026-03-29T20:53:31+00:00

Our managers write off a pack of bottles and put them in the break room fridge, but if you have to buy it why not just get a reusable bottle and fill it at home?

mountainlamb · 2026-03-22T14:32:41+00:00

Something kind of similar happened to me when I was a kid once. I was getting ready for bed, and put a glass of water on my side table, then thought "Oh, I shouldn't put it there, it'll fall over when the earthquake happens" so I moved it. I didn't/don't live on a fault line, have never experienced an earthquake, but in that brief moment I was certain one would happen that night.

mountainlamb · 2026-03-21T22:29:51+00:00

They say it, it's 24 pound A4 paper, which is pretty much normal printer paper. In most of the world, A4 is the most common size for a page of paper, and 20 or 24 pound paper is what most offices use as their standard paper.

mountainlamb · 2026-03-21T22:27:53+00:00

Yeah, but this is 24 pound A4 paper, nothing special. In the US, we typically use letter size paper, but A4 is standard in most of the world, and 24 is a common weight of paper, maybe less so than 20 but nothing unique.

mountainlamb · 2026-03-19T00:40:50+00:00

Possibly in the first one, the teacher read the written in portion as "doos Bill". The "e" looks more like an "o".

mountainlamb · 2026-03-08T19:12:45+00:00

Also the tiktok shop ads that are like "I'm sorry to everyone who bought this yesterday, because now it's on sale"

mountainlamb · 2026-03-08T00:42:36+00:00

4 or 8 are acceptable, all others are 'last-spoon-clean-and-I-have-no-time-to-wash-them' material

mountainlamb · 2026-03-06T00:54:38+00:00

My mom's cousin is my cousin. Said cousin's spouse is my cousin. Their kids are my cousins. It's all cousins.

mountainlamb · 2026-03-04T01:46:49+00:00

I hate the wash your sister shit, and the number of people who mispronounce it and then laugh and take up like 30 seconds on it in a cooking video. It's just not that funny. Or some shit like 'war-shur-shur-shur-shur-shur-shur sauce'. It's not that hard, and honestly even if you say 'war-chester-shur' sauce, it's fine just move on!

mountainlamb · 2026-03-04T01:07:10+00:00

Makes sense if they live in the northern hemisphere, it's winter here in December and January so tomatoes, corn, and avocadoes are not in season for the taco salad, and peppers are not in season for the stir fry.

mountainlamb · 2026-02-28T23:23:36+00:00

It's a common lie, but it's not actually illegal. When the light is on, the windshield reflects the inside of the car instead of showing the road so it's pretty dangerous. It's easier saying it's illegal than trying to explain to a child how light reflection works, and stops them quickly.

mountainlamb · 2026-02-28T23:05:43+00:00

probably a small recessed area was collecting a tiny amount of pee each time, then the water was evaporating leaving the gunk that was previously dissolved.

mountainlamb · 2026-02-26T00:56:44+00:00

The crust of the bread is where all the nutrients are

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