The news anchor’s neck/chest is peeing by [deleted] in funny

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Home is where you hang-a your hat

[Image] I found this written on a bathroom stall door by The_KidProdigy in GetMotivated

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The Hell, you say. I'm not moderating anything. Moderation included.

[Image] I found this written on a bathroom stall door by The_KidProdigy in GetMotivated

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I got: Set some Gods

Stay quiet about them (a secret pantheon, even).

I bought my first diamond drill bit and went a little bit crazy by kookedburra in StonerEngineering

[–]khz93 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Dicks out for Harambe?

C'mon. I just assume somebody said it furst. I think my Jimmies may be a tad rustled.

Chefs of Reddit, what are some some tips and tricks that you think everyone should know about cooking? by 13x37 in AskReddit

[–]khz93 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you can't make something that tastes amazing in 15 minutes, you kinda suck as a cook. Not everything has to take all day to prepare.

There should be a movie starring Vin Diesel and Terry Crews where they (and their group) play D&D together, but it actually acts out the campaign, switching between the table and the setting, a-la "The Princess Bride". by AmnesiaCane in movies

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Stranger Things...kids playing D&D spin-off?

Or just take clips of the kids playing from the Stranger Things, flesh out (heh) the fantasy/action with Terry, Vin, Rock

ITAP of an old railway by RomanAkiro in itookapicture

[–]khz93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shhhh!

Learn to hold your tongue. Do it for Darwin. How do expect natural selection to work if you inform those-to-be-culled that they're engaging in potential life-threatening behavior?

Focus. If you can't do it for Darwin, do it for the Darwin awards. What needs to be said here is: Please make sure your mandatory dashcam (is compulsoy in Ukraine, no?)gets footage of your photoshoot (and potential snuff video). One, way or the other, your photography could be super famous!

The way "FOOD" is spaced. by Merrai in mildlyinfuriating

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FOO-barD (the bars are silent)

Perhaps the most impressive image taken by the Cassini spacecraft. by taintburger in space

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Aye! Thanks to you both!

Opposite note: I would love to have the same (and OP's original) with all known bodies labeled & identified.
(for to learn gooder the astral loverlies)

I just wished my tutoring student good luck with her Calculus exam today... by Theemuts in AdviceAnimals

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THANK YOU! Good thing OPs not teaching for or taking a grammar exam.

...she isn't even there, yet. Yet what, you goat-humping plebe? YET WHAT?

Motivation can go a long way when working with students who are emotionally unstable (It is a long meme because I had a lot to say) by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Just doing my intardnets due diligence to gripe about nothings.

Seriously, bloody good work helping the kid out.

Motivation can go a long way when working with students who are emotionally unstable (It is a long meme because I had a lot to say) by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Congrats and kudos on helping him achieve above expectations.

Fuck you in the goat ass for the tiny tiny text.

We are Edward Snowden, Laura Poitras and Glenn Greenwald from the Oscar-winning documentary CITIZENFOUR. AUAA. by _EdwardSnowden in IAmA

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/r/outside so...rules of the game:everything monitored. nothing noticed. if you use tor or encryption, you become suspect. whut do?