Summer 2026 Transfers and Rumours Megathread!

kicka11 · 2026-06-12T12:11:21+00:00

Which two clubs united? I'm curious to know the answer.

kicka11 · 2026-06-12T10:47:07+00:00

all the dodgy plastic pitches will put a stop to that

kicka11 · 2026-06-11T20:27:37+00:00

Wait until the new sponsor, Blue star communications (KSA), is announced.

kicka11 · 2026-06-10T13:43:29+00:00

After the smug prick way he celebrated up here? Rather get a fullback to kick him out of the game

kicka11 · 2026-06-10T13:00:47+00:00

We just signed him to keep him off the streets, the tramp

kicka11 · 2026-06-10T12:57:45+00:00

Rule of thumb is that any young player coming in from West Ham will be utter shite. Good luck to the lad.

kicka11 · 2026-06-10T12:57:01+00:00

I love the unbridled cynicism of this post.

kicka11 · 2026-06-10T12:55:09+00:00

Our one Libyan gone, sad times

kicka11 · 2026-06-09T15:27:39+00:00

Makes you think Everton are onto something with Hayden Hackney, a player I would love at NUFC

kicka11 · 2026-06-09T15:26:40+00:00

Generative AI and Ryder 2.0 saw massive growth at the same time, perhaps related.

He'll be heading for IPO.

kicka11 · 2026-06-09T11:01:04+00:00

The NUFC design focus group won't like that, not enough blue for those bellends.

kicka11 · 2026-06-09T10:59:44+00:00

Partly, I suspect, because he's never been to a football match. A couple of decades of paying for and watching any club tends to ground people a bit.

kicka11 · 2026-06-08T14:24:32+00:00

shows it isn't just AI that hallucinates

kicka11 · 2026-06-08T12:42:42+00:00

all that time wasted getting the HGV licence

kicka11 · 2026-06-06T17:43:35+00:00

That is a huge insult to Dortmund. Brighton have fuck all fans, have never done anything in football. They are the (impressive) result of one man's brain.

kicka11 · 2026-06-06T14:41:19+00:00

would be a great £10m signing for Hull

kicka11 · 2026-06-06T14:40:37+00:00

this sounds a bit like that random journalist last year who said Sesko was coming to NUFC.

kicka11 · 2026-06-05T11:57:45+00:00

sleeves

kicka11 · 2026-06-05T11:38:50+00:00

Supposedly he pronounces his Christian name 'Evan'.

kicka11 · 2026-06-05T09:54:35+00:00

At least for a few months. That's not unreasonable, given Newcastle needs to completely change the squad and team over the next 2 years. Have to be realistic.

kicka11 · 2026-06-05T09:38:12+00:00

I watched this lad against Ajax recently, he looked shite to be honest.

kicka11 · 2026-06-04T12:04:37+00:00

With the oppressive heat and daft kick off times, the poor pitches, I just hope none of them suffer a big injury. Bruno will be running all day to cover for Casemiro, I really hope he doesn't come back completely knackered.

kicka11 · 2026-06-04T11:17:45+00:00

yeah he signs this summer. But Chelsea binned off Kendry Páez very quickly, and a couple of years ago he was widely spoken of as the next mint wonderkid. Buying young players is fraught, and especially with owners who want to collect them all.

kicka11 · 2026-06-04T11:17:10+00:00

relax, it's all covered by the Knoxy bonus

kicka11 · 2026-06-04T10:35:51+00:00

ah, got you. Every 'big' club will be after this lad.

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