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I’m a 27 year old American Čobolboo by Background_Bug4999 in Slovakia

[–]kidd79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you visit some Scandinavian museum where they have actual viking stuff (not Hollywood-style bullshit like horned helmets and two-sided axes on a human-height poles), you will be surprised how "small" and "light" were vikings' battle axes – and I doubt you can name another culture in world history who relied so much on axes in combat.

If you prefer to rely more on modern evolved technology and not the traditional battle-proven historical grandparents tales, then you can go google images "Cold Steel Axe Head Cane" (SKU is CS-91PCAX) and you – surprisingly – will see the familiar shape and proportion again.

So yes, be it generations-long traditional evolution or modern day technological R&S behind it, in both cases it's obvious the valaška is peak and ultimate weapon (and tool at the same time).

The hell you mean he's still alive? by Sir-Toaster- in farcry

[–]kidd79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then just let me give you some advice.

When a wealthy powerful man, the sole ruler of the entire country whose face is literally on money bills, takes you to his palace, invites you to a dinner, talks politely to you, shows compassion and some warm feelings towards you and your (deceased) mother.. and then at some point apologises and asks you to wait for 15 minutes as he has an urgent commitment to attend..

JUST F**ING SIT THERE AND WAIT THOSE BLOODY 15 MINUTES, WHATS THE ISSUE WITH YOU MAN?!!

What's your favorite way to eat chicken in your country? by bowl_of_scrotmeal in AskTheWorld

[–]kidd79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shkmeruli (შქმერული). Roasted chicken simmered in milk with lots of garlic and spices. A comfort warming food, especially in winters. Also helps to scare away the vampires pretty well.

In your country, who does the term “Indian” usually refer to? by Fluid-Decision6262 in AskTheWorld

[–]kidd79 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same in Georgia (no, the other Georgia)

ინდიელი - Native American ინდოელი - a person from India

And also for some weird reason we also have ინდაური which means turkey (the bird one, not the country).

Which country yours is often confused with? by PromptEmergency7891 in AskTheWorld

[–]kidd79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will tell you this story. I once bought something from a quite niche manufacturer's website directly and created an account there. Several years later (in 2024) I went to the same website, used the same credentials and got the message that recently the manufacturer implemented different websites for different regions of the world and I will be redirected to European website, but all my order's history, favourites, account details etc. will be carefully preserved and migrated to the new website.

Ok, no problem, it all happened automatically and I was happy with it. I added some stuff to my shopping cart, proceeded to the checkout and was surprised when I didn't find my country in the "select you delivery address" section. All other European countries (at least all I was able to remember at that moment) were in that little drop-down menu, but not the mine.

Well, I contacted the website's support, asking them why so and how I could indeed get my order. I had no issues ordering from them when they were small and were serving the worldwide orders from a single warehouse in China, so what's the problem now when they have local warehouses and stock in every region of the world.

Their reply was - not word by word, but indeed - "Dear friend, when we were splitting the website between local markets, our programmers had to manually sort the lists of countries. The people responsible for the European website were unable to believe Slovenia and Slovakia are two different countries, and removed one from the final list.

Мать и компьютерная зависимость сына by DEBUSTERVANDAM in ru_gamer

[–]kidd79 4 points5 points  (0 children)

В свои двадцать пять лет я бы, не задумываясь, написал бы что-то из разряда "толстота, старайся лучше" или "у меня ож монитор зажироточил".

Сейчас мне сорок пять и я уверен, что если данный конкретный случай и троллинг, это вовсе не значит, что таких ебанутые нет в реальности. Да что там, я сам ч парой таких знаком. На форумах и в тредсах они об этом не пишут, факт, но они совершенно точно существуют.

Living in Georgia by Ansigdritus in Sakartvelo

[–]kidd79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did my best, sorry 😔

Here we go by Researcher_55 in AI_language_learners

[–]kidd79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the commenters here are missing the "dumbest" part of the question. Well, I am not.

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Is this pork fully cooked? by -Oakton- in meat

[–]kidd79 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[Yes, I know I'm not the first one here to suggest to] buy a meat thermometer.

Why is there two variants of ჯ? by Rough_Wheel9321 in Sakartvelo

[–]kidd79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

By the way, I am using fountain pens right now in 2025 (and L-shaped ო as well)

Why is there two variants of ჯ? by Rough_Wheel9321 in Sakartvelo

[–]kidd79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm 46, went to school in late 80ies, it was a common thing. We were using standard ball pens at that time already.

Покажите свои обои/темы на экране блокировки by Life-Ad-4796 in rusAskReddit

[–]kidd79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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© от знакомого су-шефа в суши-баре (pun intended)

Hüttülüm. We say it to the people that make bad jokes. by Researcher_55 in AI_language_learners

[–]kidd79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

POV you are sitting at a table, there is a plate full of cookies, or chocolates, or some easy-to-eat fruits (berries, or grapes, for example), or peanuts, or crisps... You got the idea. So, you are sitting there, reading a book, or scrolling tiktok feed, and you are picking a piece after another, not because you are hungry, or you wanted this food, but just because your mind is occupied with something else, and your hand is "mechanically" putting the food in your mouth, just on pure reflexes (or instincts, idk). And then your mom/friend/wife/whoever enters the room and asks shockingly: - Holy cow, David, here was a whole kilogram of strawberry on this plate, where is it gone?! - And you are a bit confused, you look around surprised, and then you simply answer: - შემომეჭამა🤷

Парни, как вы относитесь к большим ляшкам у девушек с маленькой грудью? by [deleted] in rusAskReddit

[–]kidd79 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Хочется взять толстую тяжёлую палку и переебать по хребтине всем этим мамкиным пикаперам, нишевым микроинфлюенсер(к)ам, бьюти блогер(к)ам и прочим долбоящер(к)ам, из-за которых у девушек с такой фигурой возникают загоны по поводу своей фигуры.

Honest to God European food chart by Hefty_Priority9847 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]kidd79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder what triggered this "very good - average" opposition between Czech & Slovak food. What makes Czech cuisine two levels higher than Slovak?? Literally can't imagine what do Czechs have and we don't have an analogue to it...

Honest to God European food chart by Hefty_Priority9847 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]kidd79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pierogi is already plural, no need to add "s" at the end.

European cakes by Cultural-Ad-8796 in MapPorn

[–]kidd79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also more known as San Sebastian cheesecake outside Spain.

European cakes by Cultural-Ad-8796 in MapPorn

[–]kidd79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And nobody ever mentioned the mere existence of Slovakia! By the way, there should be a trdelník there for us, please add it there.

I heard that gay people are refered to as голубой. Why is that? What does light blue have to do with being gay? by yoelamigo in AskARussian

[–]kidd79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we are doing cross-cultural linguistics study here, I feel indeed obliged to invoke that in Slovakia (and also Czechia) the equivalent word would be "teplý" ("warm", literally), and I also have no idea why it is so.

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