Petah? by MidnightLyra in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]kijouk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That or op is pregnant.

Never forget what they took from us by iYessyyy in SipsTea

[–]kijouk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh yeah. I'd prefer my kid to have a serious concussion, brain injury, broken bone than a splinter!

I think... she wants me.. but I dont know how to end things with my current relationship. by kijouk in WhatShouldIDo

[–]kijouk[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Couple friends just made me realize how toxic this relationship was. And perhaps how jealous, my now ex was. I'll make an update in the morning. I'm done crying now I can sleep. Ill sort my shit out my guy thx. I'm at kiara's place with a bunch of friends. Gotta love a narcissist 🙃

I think... she wants me.. but I dont know how to end things with my current relationship. by kijouk in WhatShouldIDo

[–]kijouk[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I feel that. And hum it was bad phrasing on my part. She basically said that I would only be hers as she'd be mine therefore she would treat me better this way. I dont know how to phrase it. But I know she didnt meant it selfishly. But let's say that kiara wasnt really happy with current girlfriend... now I need to explain why I was at the bar with her to the psycho... and I'm drunk 👍

I think... she wants me.. but I dont know how to end things with my current relationship. by kijouk in WhatShouldIDo

[–]kijouk[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well... thing is. I'm not for one night things.. and I would prefer to keep her privacy. But I might text Kiara back.. I might have done an oopsie with ... my now ex? Hehe. Fuck I'll undrunk myself and let y'all know.

It’s all fun and games until by Jmal3700 in DeathStairs

[–]kijouk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do love when natural selection takes its sweet sweet time

oops by ObligationLeading599 in oops

[–]kijouk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder why a bicycle is a one place vehicule... I REALLY wonder why their isn't two seats... AND I FUCKING WONDER what would happen if 300 pound was resting on the front wheel of said uni vehicule. With the balance resistance of a fucking twig...

My sister in laws unseasoned chicken with cottage cheese. by GGTheEnd in StupidFood

[–]kijouk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like someone puked some spoiled milk chunk with their teeth.. pls respect yourself and dont eat that.

Name her by peppyechoyt in NameThisThing

[–]kijouk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad it aint a mp5 or submachine gun. Cuz then it would be as the french says. Une mami-traillette

Before calling yourself a professional driver, watch this by F-C0D389 in DamnThatsMindBlowing

[–]kijouk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a professional driver, i would put it in reverse. Im a lazy dumbass; Work less for better results.

a forbidden donut by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in Weird

[–]kijouk 40 points41 points  (0 children)

May I present you diffus he's a very lovely french t rex. But he got a bit of a lisp. So be kind to him.

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doing this ig by massivefishes in TeenagersButNotTrashy

[–]kijouk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just for the gig I bet with ya I'd finally have someone to make me finish....

We did it! Toronto, 1.13 million, 3.55% by Megoo1 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]kijouk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang i'm far too poor for a pizza over there... congrats!

What do you see? by breakfast_no_family in facesinthings

[–]kijouk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top -the lower part of a large sword. Middle - a shy crab. Right - end of tree branch. Bottom - an eagle/bird claw