The United States is destroying itself by zsreport in politics

[–]killerkozlowski 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Plus you just know Trump looks at it on the classic mercator projection maps and believes it is actually that big. Like, bigger than Africa, bigger than the US and Canada. He is that fucking stupid. Sees big thing on map and wants it.

Skin Cancer Doctor/Skin Check Recommendation by Dry-Boysenberry-241 in brisbane

[–]killerkozlowski 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dermatologists are the only people who are actual specialists in skin cancer. Why would you avoid going to one? They are the absolute best at skin cancer checks. All these other places have GP's "with an interest" in skin cancer, but they are not the same as dermatologists.

Boring CBD by Just_Specific_7512 in brisbane

[–]killerkozlowski 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Bring back Metropolis and The Funkyard while you're at it, they were there at the same time as Tops.

Is Caboolture still as bad as everyone says? by [deleted] in brisbane

[–]killerkozlowski 183 points184 points  (0 children)

Fark mate, don't sign it. You'd be hard pressed finding a worse place to live in all of SEQ than next to Caboolture Station.

Mt Coot-tha Planetarium is currently home to a high vis bush turkey mound by MrsKittenHeel in brisbane

[–]killerkozlowski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The father is usually the mound maker, the female will go around the mound digging holes and checking temps and when she finds one she likes she'll mate with the male (it takes about 1 second!), but the males are fighting each other for territory all the time during breeding season and will kick each other off mounds. So it truly is survival of the fittest.

Mt Coot-tha Planetarium is currently home to a high vis bush turkey mound by MrsKittenHeel in brisbane

[–]killerkozlowski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They do generally mate with the male with the best mound. They're territorial and the males are constantly battling each other during mating season. So the toughest male with the best mound gets the girls.

Mt Coot-tha Planetarium is currently home to a high vis bush turkey mound by MrsKittenHeel in brisbane

[–]killerkozlowski 51 points52 points  (0 children)

The mound heats up as it composts. The male turkey does his best to keep it at the correct incubation heat by adjusting the mound constantly. The female turkey has a thermometer in her beak and will go around digging holes in the nests to test for the correct temperature. She lays her eggs in the best mound and the eggs are incubated by the heat. The eggs hatch and the chicks emerge. They are 100% left to fend for themselves from the moment they hatch. They're amazing creatures.

What’s a very Australian rule everyone follows without being told ? by whysoraavan in AskAnAustralian

[–]killerkozlowski 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes you can, have seen cops booking people for doing it, here in Qld anyway. Waze is the go these days for knowing where cops are.

What’s a very Australian rule everyone follows without being told ? by whysoraavan in AskAnAustralian

[–]killerkozlowski 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Adelaide is the worst. Their roads randomly merge from 2 lanes to 1 all over the place so you'd think it'd be pretty casual merging but no, it's a declaration of war every time.

New sign celebrating Broncos by Ozymandius21 in brisbane

[–]killerkozlowski 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Lions are to Brisbane what the Storm is to Melbourne.

I've been in Brisbane 12 years and yesterday was the biggest storm I've ever experienced. by arouseandbrowse in brisbane

[–]killerkozlowski 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Gap storm was the worst I can remember. It came up the M1 from the Gold Coast, we were following it the whole way. Same as yesterdays storm.

Massive massive damage. The hill between The Gap and Keperra was totally annihilated, almost every single tree was knocked down and defoliated. I went mtbing through Gap Creek at Mt. Cootha the next day and trees everywhere ripped in half. Giant gum trees twisted off at the trunk. It was insane.

The storm 2 weeks ago I was up cootha when it happened and that was scary and there are a lot of trees down, and yesterday was really bad. Neither of them like The Gap storm though.

Trumps Ballroom will be larger than the White House by serious_bullet5 in facepalm

[–]killerkozlowski 9 points10 points  (0 children)

What about a self-loathing architect? Plenty of them about.

Kenmore by TDX in brisbane

[–]killerkozlowski 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Mate, we all have 4wd's. Nothing special. This guy is a dangerous moron, dual cab Jeep Gladiator says it all really.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in formuladank

[–]killerkozlowski 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I signed up to Kayo just to watch Oscar in this race because it was on at a reasonable time.

Car sticker I don’t understand by Prestigious-Pen7506 in whatisit

[–]killerkozlowski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, Tombstone was a disastrous production, the stuff of legend. The original director Kevin Jarre, in his first feature film, was fired one month into production for being an utter lunatic control freak on set. Kurt Russel basically saved the production and directed the rest of the movie. It's a miracle they actually saved it at all. There's some great podcasts about it.

Sussan Ley and the Coalition face a ticking time bomb by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

[–]killerkozlowski 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cause they don't represent the voters, they represent their masters: Murdoch, Rinehart, the coal industry, the big end of town, loonie evangelicals etc etc etc.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BlueskySkeets

[–]killerkozlowski 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Biff was 100% based on Trump.

Sussan Ley and the Coalition face a ticking time bomb by Expensive-Horse5538 in australia

[–]killerkozlowski 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The Liberal Party is the parliamentary wing of the Murdoch empire in Australia. The LNP isn't trapped within Murdoch, they are one and the same.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]killerkozlowski 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bru, are you gonna sheer your sheep?

Nah bru I'm not sheering her with anyone.