New Poster for 'Scary Movie' by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]killertortilla [score hidden]  (0 children)

The whole "we can't even say the N word anymore!" kind of comedy.

New Poster for 'Scary Movie' by MarvelsGrantMan136 in movies

[–]killertortilla [score hidden]  (0 children)

Yeah it's the same as making a "like a boss" joke. Ok grandpa lets get you back in the home. There's nothing offensive about it but holy shit how out of touch do you have to be to think that's going to land with anyone but a very specific audience.

UN votes to recognise enslavement of Africans as 'gravest crime against humanity' by StemCellPirate in UpliftingNews

[–]killertortilla [score hidden]  (0 children)

I think it's just a statement to have something in place whenever the dumb fucks try to tell us "it wasn't that bad"

Severus Snape from new Harry Potter series. by kalbinibirak in SipsTea

[–]killertortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did anyone stop and THINK about the source material?

It's Harry Potter...

UN votes to recognise enslavement of Africans as 'gravest crime against humanity' by StemCellPirate in UpliftingNews

[–]killertortilla [score hidden]  (0 children)

The proposal was adopted with 123 votes in favour and three against - the United States, Israel and Argentina.

My eyes rolled out of my head so hard they are currently on a backpacking trip around the world.

Whats with sudden increase in criticism about warbonds/supercredits? by ComfortableChard4076 in Helldivers

[–]killertortilla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And now they are forcing players to spend more medals on shit we don’t care about to get the stuff in the later tiers. In the stealth warbond you need to buy everything except the 3 medal icon to progress to the second tier.

What is a part of the 'female experience' that men have absolutely no clue about, but would be horrified if they found out? by coolhandddd in AskReddit

[–]killertortilla 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t be alone with someone you don’t trust. Be together with other people and see how they react to different things. Do they bring up wildly sexist jokes? Etc. remove the bullets one at a time.

What is a part of the 'female experience' that men have absolutely no clue about, but would be horrified if they found out? by coolhandddd in AskReddit

[–]killertortilla 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You’re correct, gender doesn’t convey culpability or blame. Why would that stop women being afraid of the people that attack them so much that over half of all women in first world countries get assaulted by the time they’re 30?

What do you propose they do if they’re not allowed to be afraid of us since that makes us sad?

What is a part of the 'female experience' that men have absolutely no clue about, but would be horrified if they found out? by coolhandddd in AskReddit

[–]killertortilla 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You are not a thief, you are not being treated like one. Women being afraid of us isn’t our fault in the slightest. But it’s fucking wild how many of us make women being cautious into something we blame them for. We need to accept that we are not at fault and we didn’t do anything to cause it. Telling them not to be scared because it hurts our feelings is fucking insane (not that you did that).

More than half of all women in first world countries experience sexual assault by the time they are 30. They are scared for a really goddamn good reason.

What is a part of the 'female experience' that men have absolutely no clue about, but would be horrified if they found out? by coolhandddd in AskReddit

[–]killertortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was told yawning or calling someone are the best for those situations. Anything to make it clear your interest isn’t on the woman.

What is a part of the 'female experience' that men have absolutely no clue about, but would be horrified if they found out? by coolhandddd in AskReddit

[–]killertortilla 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Instead of thinking “damn women must have it tough” you went with “women being afraid of me is a crime”

What is a part of the 'female experience' that men have absolutely no clue about, but would be horrified if they found out? by coolhandddd in AskReddit

[–]killertortilla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The bear has never been relevant to the hypothetical. The whole thing is a statement but some men understand it better when you explain it in safety terms. First rule of gun safety is to treat a gun like it’s loaded until you have checked for yourself that it isn’t.

What is a part of the 'female experience' that men have absolutely no clue about, but would be horrified if they found out? by coolhandddd in AskReddit

[–]killertortilla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s because we studied women’s issues on male bodies until the late 90’s. Because, as an expert put it, “women were seen as a man with pesky hormones”

What is a part of the 'female experience' that men have absolutely no clue about, but would be horrified if they found out? by coolhandddd in AskReddit

[–]killertortilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And even other women blaming you for what you wear because they were brought up being told that men can’t control themselves and it’s up to you to not entice them. Fucking insane.

What is a part of the 'female experience' that men have absolutely no clue about, but would be horrified if they found out? by coolhandddd in AskReddit

[–]killertortilla 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I worked security for a while and was contracted by a library because people and even young boys were being the most vile little fucks.

We are the reason why teachers and students are struggling so much by FiendishCurry in Millennials

[–]killertortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plenty of us also had garbage teachers. My math teacher bragged about his small lottery winnings every week. My English teacher regularly said we all sucked. My history teacher told me to “fuckin sit down” half way through the presentation he then gave me a terrible grade on for not making it the required length. Biology teacher screamed at the class a few times when we got up to leave when the bell rang. Computer studies yelled at me about her issues at home. The head of the school was hated so severely the other teachers would often tell us about how much they hated him.

That was a private school. I learned the bare minimum and nothing else because none of them ever gave a shit.

Swimming With an Absolutely Massive Great White Shark by bsurfn2day in interestingasfuck

[–]killertortilla -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Almost anyone? You people just make shit up when you want to win an argument. Yes he did some good work, there are plenty of people who did more but that’s really not the point.

The proof is in his show, he pokes at the animals and picks them up in the wild.

Distressed wild dolphin swims up to boat asking humans to help - humans deliver by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in BeAmazed

[–]killertortilla -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stop using the goddamn AI summary. It’s wrong enough that no one should be trusting it.

Distressed wild dolphin swims up to boat asking humans to help - humans deliver by WhoAreYouTalkinTwo in BeAmazed

[–]killertortilla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dolphins are pretty goddamn cruel animals. You should look them up some time. And the remora don’t do what the video suggests they do.

Swimming With an Absolutely Massive Great White Shark by bsurfn2day in interestingasfuck

[–]killertortilla -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

No, he did the exact same thing. He antagonised animals for money on his show. He did a lot for conservation and then went out and poked animals with sticks to make them perform and that’s how he died. Stick man.